TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Brother Friendship posted:

You come across a green and verdant field filled with birds and insects of all manner. Dull skies above are obscured only by crimson clouds and a whisper of wind brings soft scents of pollen and morning dew.

An imp appears before you, his belly slick with slime, he bows and says to you:

"The Reaganite wing has been ascendant in the Democrat party since Clinton in 92. The Clinton machine has been fighting the Republican fight for over 30 years now and they let the GOP go loving bat poo poo insane. Unless the Democratic parties fundamentally changes there is going to be chaos in the ranks, perhaps even a replica of the Tea party wars of 2010 and 2012. The establishment Dems have their grip on power, but they'll find it increasingly tenuous. Consider how Bernie is now considered a cemented Democratic figure now. A failure to deliver electoral results or a suppression of grass roots activity will guarantee angst."

The imp polymorphs into a grasshopper and kicks away, soaring high above the flowers before being grasped in the talon of a red feathered bird and consumed for its precious nutrients.

Taking off, the bird screams as it flies away into the distance:

"Trump murdered an eight year old girl!!"

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Brother Friendship posted:

You come across a green and verdant field filled with birds and insects of all manner. Dull skies above are obscured only by crimson clouds and a whisper of wind brings soft scents of pollen and morning dew.

An imp appears before you, his belly slick with slime, he bows and says to you:

"The Reaganite wing has been ascendant in the Democrat party since Clinton in 92. The Clinton machine has been fighting the Republican fight for over 30 years now and they let the GOP go loving bat poo poo insane. Unless the Democratic parties fundamentally changes there is going to be chaos in the ranks, perhaps even a replica of the Tea party wars of 2010 and 2012. The establishment Dems have their grip on power, but they'll find it increasingly tenuous. Consider how Bernie is now considered a cemented Democratic figure now. A failure to deliver electoral results or a suppression of grass roots activity will guarantee angst."

The imp polymorphs into a grasshopper and kicks away, soaring high above the flowers before being grasped in the talon of a red feathered bird and consumed for its precious nutrients.

>get bird

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:41

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/835596402415788036

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:42

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bert Roberge posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:42

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

mormonpartyboat posted:

>get bird

You can't take that.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:42

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

We have to pander to the young people who don't vote or vote for Gary loving Jill Stein. Bahahaha Bernie would have lost.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:42

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

Real talk I feel for Bernie more than just about any politician. He probably felt like he won the lottery when his primary campaign took off, and then he gets the bulk of his policy, his life's work, adopted by the prohibitive favorite for the election. Almost certainly that was waaaay more than he ever expected going in.

Then his own rabid fanboys help the antithesis of all of his principles win. Has to feel like living a horror movie.

lol

Bernie bros gave Trump the win? D's really putting in the effort for their own irrelevance

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:42

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/835596402415788036

Nice

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:42

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

crazy cloud posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8

This is my favorite joke and I wish that Conan didn't step on it so much

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:44

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

spoiler: every single goddamn senator including Bernie has voted yes on a Trump nominee at some point, they are all traitors that need to be run out of town on a rail

namaste

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:44

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/835596402415788036

Tim-Kreider-Alderaan-Protest

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:44

slouch: Mar 10, 2009

Brother Friendship posted:

You come across a green and verdant field filled with birds and insects of all manner. Dull skies above are obscured only by crimson clouds and a whisper of wind brings soft scents of pollen and morning dew.

An imp appears before you, his belly slick with slime, he bows and says to you:

"The Reaganite wing has been ascendant in the Democrat party since Clinton in 92. The Clinton machine has been fighting the Republican fight for over 30 years now and they let the GOP go loving bat poo poo insane. Unless the Democratic parties fundamentally changes there is going to be chaos in the ranks, perhaps even a replica of the Tea party wars of 2010 and 2012. The establishment Dems have their grip on power, but they'll find it increasingly tenuous. Consider how Bernie is now considered a cemented Democratic figure now. A failure to deliver electoral results or a suppression of grass roots activity will guarantee angst."

The imp polymorphs into a grasshopper and kicks away, soaring high above the flowers before being grasped in the talon of a red feathered bird and consumed for its precious nutrients.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:45

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

also Franken was a-ok with SOPA

yell at Senators until they stop being stupid or primary them otherwise, they are all horrible

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:46

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

has anyone shooped a pic of trump slav squatting in a tracksuit on the whitehouse lawn yet?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:46

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Scent of Worf posted:

It feels good being liberated from the Democratic Party

from now on I will vote straight republican in every election, both local and national, in an effort to help bring about the death of the American empire ASAP.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

CLOWN BALLOON IS COMING FOR YOU

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:47

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/835596402415788036

rad

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:47

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/835596402415788036

when Le Pen wins she's gonna own Trump so hard at any negotiation.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:48

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Lastgirl posted:

Do Nite Crew

thanks to vanisher for the dope av

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:48

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

when Le Pen wins she's gonna own Trump so hard at any negotiation.

dont they already agree on everything

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:49

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Admiral Ray posted:

when Le Pen wins she's gonna own Trump so hard at any negotiation.

le pen's another putin stooge though, how is she going to pwn him on anything

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:50

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Leviathan posted:

dont they already agree on everything

yes but le pen is a person with a real brain and as such that means she'll get everything that she wants

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

that distant sound you hear is capital laughing at you~

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:50

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:51

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

le pen's another putin stooge though, how is she going to pwn him on anything

Fascists ranks still have their own hierarchy

Trump is the wee-est peckers on the pecking order lollmao

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:51

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

that distant sound you hear is capital laughing at you~

capital loves me!

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:52

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/835596402415788036

nice meltdown

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:52

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Ray posted:

capital loves me!

Corporations are people, friend

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:53

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

yes but le pen is a person with a real brain and as such that means she'll get everything that she wants

big peckers get what they crave

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:53

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/835607531112316928

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:53

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Bert Roberge posted:

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

why are we still posting about trump now that b. giego buttigieg is the new president of the united states of america

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:54

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

posted this in the democrat thread by accident

Jose posted:

anyone itt who can do my household tasks in north east england so i can get blackout drunk instead of going to sleep slightly drunk?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:55

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

that distant sound you hear is capital laughing at you~

i'm not sure capital is going to grow forever if their end result means killing/enslaving constituents

korea's a corporatocracy now and they still have healthcare and social nets

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:55

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Pathetic https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/835608648625836032

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:55

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

Slamhound posted:

A woodpecker would peck all the all the wood a woodpecker COuld PECK COuld A PECKER WOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:56

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

posted this in the democrat thread by accident

I think this is the new dem thread idk idc

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:56

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

SORRY FOR THE FUNNY OR DIE LINK but if u haven't seen Norm's roast of bob saver then you must, you must! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast

It's the greatest thing and the fact that they continue to have Comedy Central roasts after it is an insult to the fact that Norm defeated the format once-and-for-all

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:56

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

i've lost 15 pounds so i'm celebrating by eating an entire pizza in one sitting because the dnc is poo poo

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BeOSPOS posted:

I think this is the new dem thread idk idc

no mods no masters b!tch

# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:56

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