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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

JT Jag posted:

I mean, Beerus is basically space gourmand Anubis

This kind of bites him in the rear end eventually.

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

JT Jag posted:

I mean, Beerus is basically space gourmand Anubis

no, Anubis was a jackal. You're thinking of Sekhmet.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Kerning Chameleon posted:

"DAMMIT, HOW MANY DECADES CAN YOU ASSHOLES LIVE FOR, I'D REALLY LIKE FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SUMMON ME FOR ONCE IN A CENTURY."

Well the Pilaf gang managed to summon him once.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Can they not just, like... ask Shenron to kill Beerus? Or at least put him back to sleep for a million years or something?

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Okay, I think this is the episode where Chris Sabat made some magic happen.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Can they not just, like... ask Shenron to kill Beerus? Or at least put him back to sleep for a million years or something?

Nah Shenron is not capable of affecting someone stronger then his creator unless they consent to it.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Can they not just, like... ask Shenron to kill Beerus? Or at least put him back to sleep for a million years or something?

hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA

motherfucker, Shenron couldn't even make Vegeta and Nappa gently caress off

poo poo, when they summoned Shenron in BotG, his first action was to start kissing Beerus' rear end and ask what HIS wish was

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Can they not just, like... ask Shenron to kill Beerus? Or at least put him back to sleep for a million years or something?

No, Shenron can't kill, they mention that back in like... the Saiyan Saga I think? Granted, no one ever thinks to do something with a clever workaround. Like wishing Vegeta and Nappa's pods would malfunction in the Saiyan Saga.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Argus Zant posted:

hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA

motherfucker, Shenron couldn't even make Vegeta and Nappa gently caress off

poo poo, when they summoned Shenron in BotG, his first action was to start kissing Beerus' rear end and ask what HIS wish was

Though if they were smarter they could have wished away Vegeta and Nappa's space pods killing them with their lack of ability to breath in space.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Ah yes, King loving Piccolo and that alien who's friend nuked a city.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
"Wait holy gently caress is that King Piccolo?"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
That probably isn't necessary Piccolo

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
Piccolo actually participated in one of these things. He went by the name Ma Jr.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I like how she thinks this is just an angle. I'd say it's half and half between serious martial artists and WWE assholes.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Argus Zant posted:

hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA

motherfucker, Shenron couldn't even make Vegeta and Nappa gently caress off

poo poo, when they summoned Shenron in BotG, his first action was to start kissing Beerus' rear end and ask what HIS wish was

Shenron was made with the expectation that Earth was a nowhere backwater on the galactic stage and would stay that way.

Then all of a sudden the local farmer's kid made it big and hit the WWE and now there's celebrity assholes coming in from all over, this poo poo was not in his original contract.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

MonsterEnvy posted:

Though if they were smarter they could have wished away Vegeta and Nappa's space pods killing them with their lack of ability to breath in space.

lol, "if they were smarter"

remember that one time they all just hosed around for the better part of a year, instead of stopping Dr. Gero from making the world-destroying androids that a man from the future said were going to kill everyone?

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Are you feeling green with envy

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Wow, racism was pretty rampant back in Kai
"I'm sorry sir, we don't serve...Verde people here"

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Hey it's the announcer guy!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The announcer is legit the second best character in all of Dragon Ball.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Mr. Announcer :unsmith:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

MonsterEnvy posted:

Piccolo actually participated in one of these things. He went by the name Ma Jr.

Well, Piccolo and what was(and isn't anymore) Kami right?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I liked the tournament announcer from DB showing back up

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
who the hell is this dude?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Argus Zant posted:

who the hell is this dude?

He's the announcer. He showed up back when the Budokai actually happened, back in Dragon Ball.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

HAIL SATAN

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Argus Zant posted:

who the hell is this dude?

He is the announcer he is from Dragon Ball.

He even called out Piccolo for destroying the arena back then.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
I honestly miss when people called him Hercule. It feels more right than Satan :(

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
The announcer must feel bizarre being the only one who remembers this poo poo.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Also Piccolo can do that now.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
PICCOLO HATE CAMERAS

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Aww, Piccolo still acting like a surrogate dad to Gohan

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


guess i just flexed too hard

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Weird Piccolo power that he never uses in an actual fight number (who knows?): invisible eye beams.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Postal Parcel posted:

Aww, Piccolo still acting like a surrogate dad to Gohan

"I made it easier for you to dodge your identity."

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
TEST YOUR MIGHT

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
His power level...it's...UNDER 9000

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747
"What the gently caress, this was a brand new Pixel, it cost me like a grand! And you know customer service won't rep for this..."

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

TwoPair posted:

Weird Piccolo power that he never uses in an actual fight number (who knows?): invisible eye beams.

It's in his Toolbox Powers along with Clothes Beam.

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fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

...lame

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