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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
boogan would it be cost effective to find counties where goldschlager sells well and pan turds for gold????

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

thats some fail

i will literally eoj350e85j5eh0i89rehtortikjhodfhg80dfcb8 you

Dolash posted:

Hey you're in the Lower Mainland, right? Ever been to Odd Society Spirits? I thought they did good gin but my dad called it floral trash.


i have been there!!

they fall into the same trap that everyoen microdistiller else does that its trying to be distinctive

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Baloogan posted:

one day there will be an anime about sewer inspectors with a great soundtrack and then you will understand

theres a baloogan in webcomics atm

http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20170201

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Baloogan posted:

i have been there!!

they fall into the same trap that everyoen microdistiller else does that its trying to be distinctive

Well what about their Mongrel Moonshine? That stuff's pretty no-frills.

They also did good cocktails if you're into that.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
gin, good gin, is a small subset of the high dimennsional space that is 'gin tastes'. you can easily easily go off in the 32nd dimension and gently caress your gin up. Gin is not suppostewd to be some flowery bullshit.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
baloogan being a bad host by not having ignredients for a vodka tonic

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

Well what about their Mongrel Moonshine? That stuff's pretty no-frills.

They also did good cocktails if you're into that.

i went there a few times for their happy hour thing and im p sure they remember me but i don't remember them if u get my drift .

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



gin's purpose is to taste like pine tree poo poo, kinda like vodka tastes like paint stripper

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxWgXJXHxN0

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

baloogan being a bad host by not having ignredients for a vodka tonic

are you trying to infuriate me
only close friends come to my vancouver location :3:

if im trying to impress yous are coming to my whislter location and i have EVERYTHING thing there :kimchi:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Johnny Joestar posted:

gin's purpose is to taste like pine tree poo poo, kinda like vodka tastes like paint stripper

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hour probation queued.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lol if you can still tastfe liquor or care about the taste

let me hold your hand as we ride on a child sized choo choo train, youngling

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Johnny Joestar posted:

gin's purpose is to taste like pine tree poo poo, kinda like vodka tastes like paint stripper

is telling someone to kill themselves still probation worthy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

wat

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Baloogan posted:

i went there a few times for their happy hour thing and im p sure they remember me but i don't remember them if u get my drift .

*strikes Odd Society off of potential_baloogan_date_venue.xlsx list*

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

is telling someone to kill themselves still probation worthy

yrs

cumshitter posted:

lol if you can still tastfe liquor or care about the taste

let me hold your hand as we ride on a child sized choo choo train, youngling

lol @ this cuckshitter

liquor is v complicated and you are not gonna denegrate like half of my waking life in two sentences

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

*strikes Odd Society off of potential_baloogan_date_venue.xlsx list*

ive been keeked out of dozens of bars

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I legit love the process of getting drunk more than I like being drunk. Like, if there was a magic sober pill I would take it and then get drunk again.

It's super cool and fun being cognizant of your inhibitions and mental faculties slowly dissolving away.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

being cognizant of your inhibitions and mental faculties slowly dissolving away.

hell yes

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

yrs


lol @ this cuckshitter

liquor is v complicated and you are not gonna denegrate like half of my waking life in two sentences

lol bra you cucjed yourself by pretending alcohol cares about you. your relationship with it is not special and that is a 1 day chip story if i ever heard one

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

lol bra you cucjed yourself by pretending alcohol cares about you. your relationship with it is not special and that is a 1 day chip story if i ever heard one

my god's blood is wine

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
literally.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
My blood's God is wine.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Baloogan posted:

my god's blood is wine

Bacchus is cool imo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

trump's face lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
True story:

I attended my first AA meeting with my mom at 3. I had no idea what was going on, but everyone was nice.

I was a full blown alcoholic at 5.

By age 7, I was using my metal 1 year chip as a slammer and holy poo poo was that thing good for pogs. It flipped poo poo like nobody's business.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Anime Anonymous

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Keep your faith, raise your lively face
Just get rid of your broken wings--you're strong enough by now
I'll be your spark when you're lost in the dark
and let me

be your song, be your match to
Light Your Heart Up

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
capitalism is the problem, not alcohol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

capitalism is the problem, not alcohol

i will be ur sponsor boogan.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
its ok if u take the aa book and cross out all the "higher power" references and write in Jim Beam

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

i will be ur sponsor boogan.

im not giving up anime. ever.


and, with some luck, we will all be dead in a couple of years time.

unironically TRUMP

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5Sn-hGZ7M

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Dolash posted:

Well what about their Mongrel Moonshine? That stuff's pretty no-frills.

They also did good cocktails if you're into that.

lol if u pay money for licensed "moonshine"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

im not giving up anime. ever.


and, with some luck, we will all be dead in a couple of years time.

unironically TRUDO
ftfy cuckie duckie

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



artisinal paint stripper.

[extremely manbun-beardface voice] come try my moonshine-flavored ipa. i call it 'dying child'

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
no lie i once drunk drove to the police station and picked up one of my sponsorees from the drunk tank

we went to Jumbo's Clown Room and threw crumpled $1 bills at the strippers and i got into a fight with a stripper when i accidentally threw a $20 bill and then we got kicked out

my sponsoree felt really bad and it turned out he had "special" weed. it was weed that looked like it had pretzel salt on it. the salt was meth. it was a really fun night and we got kicked out of the Spearmint Rhino later that night

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

no lie i once drunk drove to the police station and picked up one of my sponsorees from the drunk tank

we went to Jumbo's Clown Room and threw crumpled $1 bills at the strippers and i got into a fight with a stripper when i accidentally threw a $20 bill and then we got kicked out

my sponsoree felt really bad and it turned out he had "special" weed. it was weed that looked like it had pretzel salt on it. the salt was meth. it was a really fun night and we got kicked out of the Spearmint Rhino later that night

hahahahah you went to meetings what a fukken decaf loser

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

ftfy cuckie duckie

have you ever seen the current president of the united states on tv?

its not time to give a loving poo poo about 'the long term health of your liver'

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death






most of the people posting in this thread will be dead in 20 years time. watch some loving anime. drink liquor. chill the gently caress out.

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