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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
passports are for traitors who hate america

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

it aint our fault canadia is boring

we're hella boring yeah

cumshitter posted:

i will never have a passport and will nver need one

i live in modern rome. the apex of human achievement. traveling to other countries would just be jaded poverty tourism

i have two passports, and im hella proud and i pay for em
lol if you live in a modern rome then you just elected nero

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

i will never have a passport and will nver need one

i live in modern rome. the apex of human achievement. traveling to other countries would just be jaded poverty tourism

or healthcare tourism

or escaping the secret police

or any of a thousand horrors incomprehensible to the canadian mind

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

passports are for traitors who hate america

i use my americna passport to ener the FATHERLAND soooo

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

we're hella boring yeah


i have two passports, and im hella proud and i pay for em
lol if you live in a modern rome then you just elected nero

jason borin

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
I've been playin tales of berseria and triplesulk was right this game owns, also it's anime as gently caress. Fight system owns bigtime once u get some proper combos

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we die for you, and have for centuries

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we will always be here for you. a thousand years from now we will be here 4 u

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

we die for you, and have for centuries

yeah yall died for our target practice 200 years ago

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

we will always be here for you. a thousand years from now we will be here 4 u

u fukken moron we are gonna nuke the hell outta every country in the world in a thousand days wtf u talkin bout lamo


TRUMPING MATTERS

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Baloogan posted:

we're hella boring yeah


i have two passports, and im hella proud and i pay for em
lol if you live in a modern rome then you just elected nero

nero wasn't even a bottom-tier emperor

trump's decidedly maximinus thrax

Historia Augusta posted:

The senate was so afraid of him that prayers were made in the temples both publicly and privately, and even by women together with their children, that he should never see the city of Rome. For they kept hearing that he hung men on the cross, shut them in the bodies of animals newly slain, cast them to wild beasts, dashed out their brains with clubs, and all this for no desire for personal authority but because he seemed to wish military discipline to be supreme, and wished to amend civil affairs on that pattern. All of which does not become a prince who wishes to be loved. As a matter of fact, he was convinced that the throne could not be held except by cruelty. He likewise feared that the nobility, because of his low barbarian birth, would scorn him, remembering in this connection how he had been scorned at Rome by the very slaves of the nobles, so that not even their stewards would admit him to their presence; and as is always the way with fatuous beliefs, he expected them to be the same toward him now that he was emperor. So powerful is the mere consciousness of a low-born spirit.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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i don't think anyone in the united states actually cares about canada at all. just being entirely honest

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

or healthcare tourism

or escaping the secret police

or any of a thousand horrors incomprehensible to the canadian mind

yes the candian mind is small and incapable of conceiving the intellectual or emotional depth of american existence. we all know that. thats why your slow yet polite people are represented by a leaf

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
that 10 y/o civ II game was a prophecy

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Johnny Joestar posted:

i don't think anyone in the united states actually cares about canada at all. just being entirely honest

im sure one or two of our border guards thinks canadias an okay place

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Johnny Joestar posted:

i don't think anyone in the united states actually cares about canada at all. just being entirely honest

canadian americans care :3:
we exist to merge the two greatest countries god ever made

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

canadian americans care :3:
we exist to merge the two greatest countries god ever made

the greatest at everything and the greatest at nothing

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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more americans probably care about israel nowadays as it is due to their position in the world, so canada is like the fourth-tier back-of-the-mind country that's just technically kinda there and exists to anchor alaska in place

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
orwell was OK with a certain degree of political hypocrisy in democratic societies, as it was probably preferable to a system that was brutally honest.

what he really didn't like was imperial hypocrisy of the late british empire. america's current troubles is a result of its imperial nature.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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and even then alaska somehow spawned sarah palin so what use is it, really

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



All I know about Canada is Guy Maddin makes some neat movies and Banff has some cool mountains / hot springs. My crazy rich uncle put everybody up in the Fairmont there, which was like a literal castle in the middle of a national park.

I went to Vancouver and Quebec when I was young but I barely remember anything about it, except that there were like zero (non-American) fat people but everyone smoked.

Also my family accidentally booked a room at a gay hotel there which was pretty lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

yes the candian mind is small and incapable of conceiving the intellectual or emotional depth of american existence. we all know that. thats why your slow yet polite people are represented by a leaf

we're represented by the imprint a bloodied leaf makes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu5XX-OTunc

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

we're represented by the imprint a bloodied leaf makes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu5XX-OTunc
how long are you spending lookin up these videos? cuz its a million times longer than im spending watchin em :shrug:

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Jazerus posted:

nero wasn't even a bottom-tier emperor

trump's decidedly maximinus thrax

Checks out; Maxi went from being a beloved general to hated tyrant in about four months thanks to him being an idiot with anger issues.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

how long are you spending lookin up these videos? cuz its a million times longer than im spending watchin em :shrug:

lol we have single payer health care and your post icon is a (bullshit) hammer and sickle

you can suck my canadian american dick

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

nero wasn't even a bottom-tier emperor

trump's decidedly maximinus thrax

yeah trump max/min'ed his taxes so good he dont want nobody else cribbin his technique

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
what exactly gives you the right to fly the hammer and sickle mrbradlymrmartin??????????//

like, what do you DO to deserve it??!?1

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

lol we have single payer health care and your post icon is a (bullshit) hammer and sickle

you can suck my canadian american dick

let me you fascist :q:
ill bite it off and then you can go to the doctor for free ;-*

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
if i may hazard a guess: literally nothing
you pmed some drug addled admin and got it without doing a thing or lifting a finger

you might as well voted for trump

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

let me you fascist :q:
ill bite it off and then you can go to the doctor for free ;-*
:allbuttons:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
nite crew extra spicy tonight

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
Can someone give me a synopsis of what has happened in the last few days? let me :420: first. i imagine i'll need it.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

if i may hazard a guess: literally nothing
you pmed some drug addled admin and got it without doing a thing or lifting a finger

you might as well voted for trump

lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
de-peckerwood

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

let me you fascist :q:
ill bite it off and then you can go to the doctor for free ;-*

im seriously considering going to the doctor because my fingernail feels weird

im p sure i just like
typed too fast or whatever
but preventative medicine is better for society!

oh wait we're accepting refugees?? unlike your cuck of a country?!?!?!?!

EINSTEIN was a refugee

elon musk is canadian american

you can suck my dick mrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartin

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
help i'm being gaslighted by the socialist canadian trumpist

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lamo the guy who runs bright bart is like, working atm at the white house

so why exactly do you deserve your hamemr and sickle? shoudl i pm an admin to remove it ? justify yourself, you cuckomungo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

we're represented by the imprint a bloodied leaf makes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu5XX-OTunc

man i went to a state univerisity in california. california, a state that didn't exist until 1850 and didn't have a college university system until after that

we still had a college mace that we had in a glass box in the library facing outside of a glass wall so students could look at it. but nobody noticed, people would just smoke in front of it because they put an ash tray in front of the display window

like, why? why were we going for a 15th century aesthetic? why were we emulating feudal era norms for higher education????

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

im seriously considering going to the doctor because my fingernail feels weird

im p sure i just like
typed too fast or whatever
but preventative medicine is better for society!

oh wait we're accepting refugees?? unlike your cuck of a country?!?!?!?!

EINSTEIN was a refugee

elon musk is canadian american

you can suck my dick mrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartinmrbradlymrmartin
you didnt need to bring up elon musk to let me know canadian americans are pieces of ahit :ssh:

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