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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Switches get stitches.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:


Dumbtendo Shits

i will take one dumbtendo shits pls and a copy of zelba

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

sometimes in the elder scolls i play a gay mer.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What's a Fremen's favorite game system?

The Nintendo SEITCH.

idgaf about u
Feb 26, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
i bet u and jack dorky cant ban me before i say DONT COME TO TRIBES TALK TONIGHT MEPHISOPHILES

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

*goes to turn on nintendo switch, to play BREATH OF THE WILD, which edge just gave 10/10* oh wait, goons said this would be dumb and gay and my dick will fall off *rolls huge L and hits it, thinking* oh well guess ill have a great time anyway <<ME

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

thats right bitch...EDGE

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

hope they fixed the framerate issue

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

beep by grandpa posted:

I keep seeing posts like these and they make me laugh.

Guess what bub, I'm a gamer. So what? Casuals like you give ME power to game. One might even say...level up, bitch. Now get lost before I decide to own you even further...

oh poo poo *falls off chair and instantly dies and loses all xbox points somehow*

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Universe Master posted:

hope they fixed the framerate issue

What's the problem with the framerate?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Guy Goodbody posted:

What's the problem with the framerate?

its a nintendo console

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Guy Goodbody posted:

What's the problem with the framerate?

In all the demos they used an old build that couldn't maintain a consistent 30fps.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Universe Master posted:

In all the demos they used an old build that couldn't maintain a consistent 30fps.

Oh no, that's terrible. Especially for action games. I guess the Switch isn't going to do very well then

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Does Switch have the right type of RAM at least? A serious question.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Switch? No thanks, I'll take a real console

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Applewhite posted:

Nintendo Switch?

Heh...

More like...

Heh...

Dumbtendo Shits

:eyepop:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I had some roommates that camped out in front of a Walmart in freezing rain uin order to get their hands on the wii back in 05 or whatever and they bought it and brought it back to the dorm and were playing it and I walked in a took a look at the screen and I said "why do the graphics look worse than Mario 64?"

A noticable flush worked its way up my friends neck and onto his face and he muttered " I think it looks.... Awesome"

I defriended him from facebook almost a decade ago but I'm sure he's buying this new Nintendo right now as we speak.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

bitmap posted:

*goes to turn on nintendo switch, to play BREATH OF THE WILD, which edge just gave 10/10* oh wait, goons said this would be dumb and gay and my dick will fall off *rolls huge L and hits it, thinking* oh well guess ill have a great time anyway <<ME

ima buy it. i dont care what goons say lol

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

i'm gonna wait for the cheaper non-tablet version, The Nintendo Stay-at-home.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Trump plays Xbox

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Professor SJW posted:

ima buy it. i dont care what goons say lol

Did you not hear about the framerate?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Guy Goodbody posted:

Did you not hear about the framerate?

drugs have destroyed my motor control. i just hope it is slow and jerky enough to match me

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Powers up Nintendo Switch Console*

*It's-a him. Mario.*

legion989
Jan 18, 2013
Just lol if you buy console games plebs

*posts incessantly about PC version crashing endlessly and where can I get updated drivers has anyone fixed this yet plz help?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

legion989 posted:

*posts incessantly about PC version crashing endlessly and where can I get updated drivers has anyone fixed this yet plz help?

Look at this newb who doesn't know how to unzip his tarball to make PC games work.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
screenshot just leaked of the new mario game. graphics are :krad:

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
just gimme metroid prime goddamnit nintendo

i'll buy your console if you do that

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Glasgow Kiss posted:

just gimme metroid prime goddamnit nintendo

i'll buy your console if you do that

Pretty sure they've hinted at a Gamecube virtual console. Unless you meant a new one.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2sxnLe_yTk

Really pushing the Switch's graphical capabilities.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Batterypowered7 posted:

Pretty sure they've hinted at a Gamecube virtual console. Unless you meant a new one.

a new one! the federation bullshit don't count

can't wait to play mario and sonic at the olympic games 2020

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
More like Nintendo Switch OFF.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Batterypowered7 posted:

Pretty sure they've hinted at a Gamecube virtual console. Unless you meant a new one.

lol nintendo doesn't know how to do virtual console. they will release like three games for it and one of them will be Glover

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Has anyone called it the Nintendo Versatile yet?

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
nintendo 128

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Glasgow Kiss posted:

nintendo 128

nintendo 69 :wiggle:

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
nintendo 420

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Nintendo Calculator 80085

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Glasgow Kiss posted:

nintendo 420

this would unironically be the sales event to top all events

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Nintendo Profit Loss Q1-4 2018

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Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Batterypowered7 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2sxnLe_yTk

Really pushing the Switch's graphical capabilities.

This is all pre rendered there's no way the Switch can put out that framerate

Also you can totally tell there's a new open hugbox in Games

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