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speng31b: May 8, 2010

Squizzle posted:

is hashtag demexit a new street drug

it's a false #cuckterflag attack

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:13

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:51

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

"Meeting with my constituents makes me look bad" - Marco Rubio, an acual elected official

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:13

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

The Trump administration loves leaks (urine {pee pee})

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:14

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/827731560405164032

Click on this and go through the replies

Those sure are a lot of cretins who can't parse jokes.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:15

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

speng31b posted:

Hahaha yeah

he is a dumber nixon with dumber more zealous followers.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Coward
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/835936736266047489

lol gently caress off you cowardly sack off poo poo. does he honestly believe that these people are all fake soros paid protesters or is he just a weasle.

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/827731560405164032

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that doesnt honestly surprise me. they are young and rich and probably socially liberal who are hitching up the money train to daddy.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:15

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

rubio hates everything about politics except the poon

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:16

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835946001873657858

Gotta have a strategy for when the masses revolt

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:17

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Dolash posted:

It's funny that so far as I can recall they haven't caught any leakers. Every department and level of the administration is leaking like a sieve, dropping draft executive orders, internal memos, private conversations, just plain embarrassing poo poo (nobody knows how to use the light switches) and somehow nobody's been fired over it all yet.

I guess in theory they could be quietly let go and kept from talking about it by some kind of nondisclosure clause or whatever but the way Trump's been ranting about it on Twitter I assume if they actually found somebody he'd parade them around as a warning to the rest.

If/when they catch the first one, they'll make the firing a media spectacle complete with talk of prosecution and until that happens, I'm gonna keep assuming that they haven't caught anyone. Also, what are the odds that both Priebus and Bannon are each responsible for at least one major leak to further their position in a behind the scenes power struggle.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:17

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dapper_Swindler posted:

that doesnt honestly surprise me. they are young and rich and probably socially liberal who are hitching up the money train to daddy.

Is jokes

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:18

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Dapper_Swindler posted:

that doesnt honestly surprise me. they are young and rich and probably socially liberal who are hitching up the money train to daddy.

they're ironic joke tweets you dumb redhat lmao

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:18

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Coward
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/835936736266047489

lol not enough lockers in the world to stuff this nerd in

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:18

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

apatheticman posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835946001873657858

Gotta have a strategy for when the masses revolt

Who gives a poo poo

They aren't changing anything at this point

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:18

Wall Is Life: Sep 29, 2015; #NoBanNoWall

Azathoth posted:

If/when they catch the first one, they'll make the firing a media spectacle complete with talk of prosecution and until that happens, I'm gonna keep assuming that they haven't caught anyone. Also, what are the odds that both Priebus and Bannon are each responsible for at least one major leak to further their position in a behind the scenes power struggle.

Priebus is definitely behind a lot of the leaks that negatively reflect on Bannon. He was head of the RNC and would know who in the media to call to get things quickly published

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:19

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

triple sulk posted:

Who gives a poo poo

They aren't changing anything at this point

I just wanted to post a Trump tweet ok

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:20

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

blamegame posted:

peniss care

penis cares

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:20

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

GobiasIndustries posted:

Coward
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/835936736266047489

Man, being a politician would be great if it weren't for all these darn constituents.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

apatheticman posted:

I just wanted to post a Trump tweet ok

Ya that was aimed more at Donny than you

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:21

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Thoatse posted:

penis cares

penis races

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

speng31b posted:

it's a false #cuckterflag attack

are cucks and terfs lagging, or only people who are both terfs and cucks simultaneously

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:22

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Wall Is Life posted:

Priebus is definitely behind a lot of the leaks that negatively reflect on Bannon. He was head of the RNC and would know who in the media to call to get things quickly published

I'm picturing a scene like the end of Murder on the Orient Express, where the all senior staff all gathers in ~~the accusing parlor~~ the boardroom at Trump Tower, then one by one each is exposed as the leaker.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:24

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Coward
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/835936736266047489

I was actually at Tea Party meetings where they organized to scream and wave teabags at his opponent in 2010

Bitch boy

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:24

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Azathoth posted:

I'm picturing a scene like the end of Murder on the Orient Express, where the all senior staff all gathers in the accusing parlor the boardroom at Trump Tower, then one by one each is exposed as the leaker.

keep the underline and dont, repeat do not, edit to strijetgrough plz

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:25

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress Marco Rubio. gently caress Trump, gently caress Paul Ryan, gently caress Jason Chaffetz, gently caress Mitch McConnell, gently caress all of them. God drat, my default state is pure anger now.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:25

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

gently caress Marco Rubio. gently caress Trump, gently caress Paul Ryan, gently caress Jason Chaffetz, gently caress Mitch McConnell, gently caress all of them. God drat, my default state is pure anger now.

Yeah I'm angry all the time.

Imagine being a liberal and being fine with everything all the time.

Pussies.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:26

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Squizzle posted:

keep the underline and dont, repeat do not, edit to strijetgrough plz

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:26

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/835948069845753856

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:26

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

https://twitter.com/tilton_raccoon/status/835271332812083200

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:27

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/835948069845753856

Andy Warhol was from Pittsburgh.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/835948069845753856

Dead Horse / Warhol's Corpse 2020

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:28

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

GobiasIndustries posted:

Coward
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/835936736266047489

stay home, shut up, and take the l, rookie
a pox on these tea party leaders for letting all these weak willed buzzards in

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:28

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

when is marco rubio going to come out of the closet as the gay bubble lord of ft lauderdale

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:32

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

SpaceGoku posted:

when is marco rubio going to come out of the closet as the gay bubble lord of ft lauderdale

neva

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:33

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

neva

Already claimed?

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:33

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

hes clearly bi, please dont erase

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde