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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Logano totally gonna get dinged for blocking Kurt there if they're serious about the no blocking thing.

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fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
I miss debris cautions already

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
KEVIN HARVICK WINS THE DAYTONA 300

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
i actually think the segments should just bring the cars down pit lane for a 10 minute break or so. the yellow flag laps just seem weird.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Alain Post posted:

i actually think the segments should just bring the cars down pit lane for a 10 minute break or so. the yellow flag laps just seem weird.

It's kind of an awkward middle ground, yeah

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



This is a colossal waste of time


loving go green already

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Well at least Jimmie's day is over too

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I don't even know who's in the Roush 6 anymore but they suck rear end

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Kevin Harvick has finished Zero (0) races since betraying his fans and switching to Ford.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Every segment winner in NASCAR history has wrecked out of the race

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Every segment winner in NASCAR history has wrecked out of the race

Huge if true

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Four wide at daytona is a bad idea

Gee who'd have thought

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

I don't even know who's in the Roush 6 anymore but they suck rear end

Trevor Bane (???)

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Sure glad we added 21 laps of caution that we didn't need to this race.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Human Grand Prix posted:

Trevor Bane (???)

Trevor Bane of my existence

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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They should shitcan this 5 minute rule at least on tracks where THE BIG ONE (tm) causes such havoc

Also Danica roasting this stupid new format is pretty good

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Cygni posted:

Sure glad we added 21 laps of caution that we didn't need to this race.

They should change it to red flags with 15 minute breaks to work on the car, with a normal 3-lap pace car restart. This somehow strikes me as much less disruptive than endless caution laps, at least you can go to the studio for recaps or do mid-race interviews or something.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Alain Post posted:

They should change it to red flags with 15 minute breaks to work on the car, with a normal 3-lap pace car restart. This somehow strikes me as much less disruptive than endless caution laps, at least you can go to the studio for recaps or do mid-race interviews or something.
And give time for snack breaks / bathroom breaks for fans. Not really enough time for a beer run, but what beer drinker doesn't stock up for today?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Whoa, Jimmie's beard owns.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Not a debris yellow anywhere all week.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


OH COME ON

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Waltrip is going to win this

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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wooo more wrecks

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

VikingSkull posted:

Not a debris yellow anywhere all week.

I like that this is an implied acknowledgement on nascars part that debris yellows were almost always fake

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

exploded mummy posted:

Waltrip is going to win this

:getin:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

This is hilarious

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Ford Destruction Power Hour

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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drat it jeffrey

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Alain Post posted:

I like that this is an implied acknowledgement on nascars part that debris yellows were almost always fake

99% of debris cautions were caused when a heavily damaged car had part of its makeshift repair work fly off and land on track

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Michael Waltrip is the Ferrari of NASCAR

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

99% of real debris cautions were caused when a heavily damaged car had part of its makeshift repair work fly off and land on track

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Would Kasey Kahne be the most underwhelming Daytona 500 winner ever?

No, because Ryan Newman exists, but he'd be close!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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NASCAR is a fraudulent racing series with fraudulent cautions

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

imagine working in the body shop of a team, spending hundreds of hours massaging your plate cars/trucks knowing full well none of them will ever come back. lol

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


kidcoelacanth posted:

Would Kasey Kahne be the most underwhelming Daytona 500 winner ever?

No, because Ryan Newman exists, but he'd be close!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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"Nice logo, Dillon, did you mommy design it for ya?"

"Of course she did, who else would have"

"...you win this round, Dillon"

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Jesus Christ.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Cassill almost missed it :(

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

Would Kasey Kahne be the most underwhelming Daytona 500 winner ever?

No, because Ryan Newman exists, but he'd be close!

We don't got to worry about that now!

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Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

and we still have 60 to go. I'm going to need more beer for this poo poo

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