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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw
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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

FactsAreUseless posted:

O CAN-A-DA
The place they make the cheese
https://mobile.twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 Cheese: who even needs it?

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Limburger cheese, now available at all quiznos and subway locations

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008
clamwave speech merch

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008
wow a whole lotta anagrams in this guy

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

a.lo posted:

Cheese: who even needs it?

*raises hand*

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
sean spicer anagrams to NARC PEE SIS

also

PEES IN CARS

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Sir Tonk posted:



Train of thought

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

Bacteria farts

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Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

 Why did Timbaland do so many songs with Nelly Furtado?

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

Train of thought

i like your line of thinking

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

i'd like to know that too

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Aurubin posted:

Why did Timbaland do so many songs with Nelly Furtado?
And why only one song with Bjork?

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Aurubin posted:

Why did Timbaland do so many songs with Nelly Furtado?

whoa nelly

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

FAUXTON posted:

Train of thought

:discourse:

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

outgassing

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Leviathan posted:
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

Swiss is the only cheese sold by volume instead of weight so the more space it takes up the more profit is made*



*this is not true I don't think

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

outgassing

:yossame:

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it

To Sell you less cheese at full price, idiot

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Big Beef City posted:

Swiss is the only cheese sold by volume instead of weight so the more space it takes up the more profit is made*



*this is not true I don't think

true enough for trump!

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009

Leviathan posted:



everyone knows you pull it into strings to make the high last longer :sad:

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Admiral Ray posted:

true enough for trump!

Put an expose on the Swiss cheese scam on Fox & Friends, and wait 15 minutes for a tweetstorm!

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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
 Who is this Trump dude? He seems bad

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Trapezound posted:

everyone knows you pull it into strings to make the high last longer :sad:
Not once you're deep enough in a C-hole.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 Just ask your mother.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Consummate Professional posted:

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it
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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Thatim posted:

Who is this Trump dude? He seems bad



kids face says it all



mormonpartyboat posted:




jesus loving christ

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
You eat string cheese whole idiots

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dork457 posted:

https://twitter.com/HankTheFlank/status/835934629576093696

That sounds like more of a Cardinals fan type of thought

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
And you eat Oaxaca string cheese balls like an apple or other hand fruit

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passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

You eat string cheese whole idiots

So it's just cheese then?

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





 listen the guy came up with string theory because he was pulling apart string cheese and realized that if strings can be made up of smaller, more delicious strings,then maybe so can everything else, be made of strings

so i think you'll see im correct in this

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Thatim posted:

Who is this Trump dude? He seems bad

He's a pretty bad POTUS (Piece Of The Unseemly poo poo)

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

a.lo posted:

So it's just cheese then?

the string part is fake news

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
 isn't string cheese just mozzarella sticks

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:



haha is this real?

one time i was chiling out with an artist friend and while we were high we did comics of Steambo Bama which was like old timey mickey mouse complete with whistling trees playing ukeleles in every single panel

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