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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Jersey of the night from the Stadium Series: an autographed Konstantin Koltsov, the original Penguins #71

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Blues prospect Vince Dunn wasn't happy about getting hit up high and then one punched an Iowa Wild (?) goon in the hallway

https://twitter.com/Chicago_Wolves/status/835717541490089988

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

ThinkTank posted:

Apparently the Sens did it first a few days ago

https://streamable.com/nzxjr

I don't speak meme, can someone translate

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Kalenn Istarion posted:

I don't speak meme, can someone translate

No idea how it started, but I guess it's been a thing for a month or so.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shooting_stars/

But I guess the origin of a meme doesn't matter as much as the meme itself. I think this might be the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKmm_xAEro

xzzy fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Feb 26, 2017

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

loving Islanders.




DJ ZBAD is cool, though. So is Mozzarella

Lobsterboy
Aug 18, 2003

start smoking (what's up, gold?)
We broke the bye week curse :toot:


And now we play the Rangers for 3rd place. :confusedtoot:


edit:

also the jackets meme too, okay.

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/835647966362890240

Lobsterboy fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Feb 26, 2017

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Mike_V posted:

Blues prospect Vince Dunn wasn't happy about getting hit up high and then one punched an Iowa Wild (?) goon in the hallway

https://twitter.com/Chicago_Wolves/status/835717541490089988

haha one time I got into an extended verbal altercation with Gabriel when he was in the box, he did not strike me as a particularly bright young man although he was quite large

edit - hockey in general needs more of this and less grindy system based puck possession shot blocking defense first team oriented zzzzzz.....

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/835877082844577793

So it doesn't say whether it's in person or a phone hearing but I'd imagine it's a phone hearing since he didn't get hurt.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



http://hrld.us/2lJHk85

Lu says he doesn't deserve to play right now :smith:

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
For all that I usually prefer played stories about the game or on-ice experience, that Harnarayan Singh piece is now one of my top-5 TPD favorites.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

grack posted:

Canucks down to 2 NHL defensemen because Stecher, Tanev, Tryamkin and now Sbisa are all out with the mumps. Please, please trade Miller, Burrows and Hansen before they get the mumps as well, Jim. For gently caress sakes this is stupid.

Edit:

This is the Canucks' D lineup right now:

Edler-Hutton
McEneny-Biega
Larson-??? (Subban?)

Well, at least Willie (Free him!) finally took Megna off the PP unit and they actually looked dangerous.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Mike_V posted:

Blues prospect Vince Dunn wasn't happy about getting hit up high and then one punched an Iowa Wild (?) goon in the hallway

https://twitter.com/Chicago_Wolves/status/835717541490089988

Looks very much like Dunn was defending himself here, the Wild player threw the first punch.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

They should probably both be suspended for fighting outside of the game.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Look Around You posted:

They should probably both be suspended for fighting outside of the game.

In the real world this could lead to charges but it's hockey so :shrug:

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Brain Curry posted:

http://hrld.us/2lJHk85

Lu says he doesn't deserve to play right now :smith:

Well, he's probably right. As an aside, has there ever been a starting goalie with a better rapport with his backups than Luongo?

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Probably the highlight of my 2016-2017 season, easily.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Hutton, Rodin and a trainer all have the mumps now too.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

ThinkTank posted:

Hutton, Rodin and a trainer all have the mumps now too.

Right, so the Canucks are down to Edler and...?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
Anyone remember Buffalo Sabres enforcer Andrew Peters? The guy who fought Ray Emery in the Sens/Sabres line brawl almost 10 years ago exactly?

He was coaching the Junior Buffalo Sabres U15 team until yesterday, when he got into an altercation with a player on the other team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLnBIhIiGM

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
hot take: i think he intended to just shove the kid really, really hard but his roid rage got the better of him and it ended up looking way more like a punch

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
we found the trades

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/835994016932106241

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

the rest of that: https://twitter.com/NHL_AaronWard/status/835993358178869249

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

wonder what the picks are

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Why not fleury T_T

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

AAB posted:

wonder what the picks are

7th to Tampa, 5th back to LA, and a conditional to Tampa.

Unless that conditional is at least a 2nd, fire Steve Yzerman.


Probably fire him anyway.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Look Around You posted:

Why not fleury T_T



Aphrodite posted:

7th to Tampa, 5th back to LA, and a conditional to Tampa.

Unless that conditional is at least a 2nd, fire Steve Yzerman.


Probably fire him anyway.

Bishop's contract expires after this year, there are a lot of goalies that can be had right now, and Tampa aint making the playoffs and LA is probably using this is a low risk backup just in case they actually make the playoffs. Probably something really obvious Im missing too.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Furnaceface posted:




Bishop's contract expires after this year
, there are a lot of goalies that can be had right now, and Tampa aint making the playoffs and LA is probably using this is a low risk backup just in case they actually make the playoffs. Probably something really obvious Im missing too.

This is probably actually why. Some writer on twitter (I forget who) suggested that the kings may have made the trade so that calgary couldn't, which I could kinda see. Hell, that's why I want the Pens to get Shattenkirk.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Furnaceface posted:

Bishop's contract expires after this year, there are a lot of goalies that can be had right now, and Tampa aint making the playoffs and LA is probably using this is a low risk backup just in case they actually make the playoffs. Probably something really obvious Im missing too.

Budaj's is up too and the prospect is trash.

A 7th is bad, sending a 5th back is hilarious.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

More trades

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/836002833526841344

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Rangers broadcast just announced that Hanzal was traded to Minnesota, so I guess it's done?

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/CraigCustance/status/836010812015771648

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

burmistrov is hurt too, so the coyotes center depth is something like dvorak/holland/martinook/jooris. they have 11 forwards too right now so i assume this means connauton comes back as a forward

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Arizona is gonna get a lot of mic time at some upcoming drafts. Holy moley.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Aphrodite posted:

Unless that conditional is at least a 2nd, fire Steve Yzerman.


Probably fire him anyway.

Yes please

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

That is... sort of a lot, Minnesota. Especially if the rumors of the conditional 4th becoming a 1st are true.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

what the gently caress

what the gently caress!!
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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/836014837285146624
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/836014624243912704

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Arizona retains 50% of Hanzal's salary.

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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Drake Caggiula elbowed Tim Peel in the face and bloodied his nose. I'm considering suggesting Caggiula for knighthood, is that too much? Not enough?

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