I've said it before but it's weird that a film-maker who can do enchanting, bizarre, slow-paced, visually striking magical stuff so well turned Hellboy into generic action garbage.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 20:07 |
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It has always upset me that X-men, with its massive number of characters who are all very well developed, decided to stay with essentially the same 5 characters its whole run for the most part. I will not be sad if we never seen Magneto, Mystique or any of them ever again.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 22:47 |
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I liked all the young kids in Apocalypse. My hope is that they focus solely on Cyclops, Jean, Storm, Nightcrawler, Quicksilver, and maybe you can bring back Beast. But other than I'd be more than happy with nobody else returning.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 22:51 |
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I have to give the first class series credit, it's the only place I've ever found quicksilver interesting
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 22:54 |
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Quicksilver is great in the comics. He's right there with Namor as the biggest rear end in a top hat in the Marvel Universe and I love that.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 23:01 |
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Lurdiak posted:I've said it before but it's weird that a film-maker who can do enchanting, bizarre, slow-paced, visually striking magical stuff so well turned Hellboy into generic action garbage.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 23:01 |
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site posted:I have to give the first class series credit, it's the only place I've ever found quicksilver interesting Quicksilver wasn't in first class?
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 23:03 |
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Quicksilver is great when he's not being obsessive over Wanda. And I don't just mean Ultimate twincest.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 23:22 |
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notthegoatseguy posted:Quicksilver wasn't in first class? He's not, but First Class, Days of Future Past, and Apocalypse are often called the First Class trilogy.
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# ? Feb 26, 2017 23:27 |
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I'm watching Suicide Squad for the first time. Pray for me.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:53 |
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It wouldn't do any good. You're lost to us, my friend.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:12 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I'm watching Suicide Squad for the first time. Pray for me. If you drink then take a shot every time you hear a new song. That way you won't have to suffer through the second half of the film and witness the terribleness that is Enchantress.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:15 |
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That's academy award winning suicide squad, now.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:58 |
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Hahaha, wow. That's something.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:01 |
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I was only half watching, so I'm not sure what it was up against. But if I was drinking, I'd do a literal spit take when they announced it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:04 |
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MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING WINNER SUICIDE SQUAD Alessandro Bertolazzi, Giorgio Gregorini and Christopher Nelson NOMINEES A MAN CALLED OVE Eva von Bahr and Love Larson STAR TREK BEYOND Joel Harlow and Richard Alonzo
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:05 |
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For Hair and Makeup, because it's hard to make Margo Robbie look like that. Already fucktards with Joker avatars are tweeting about how it won an oscar. It won an oscar that had nothing to do with acting, or directing or writing for any of the poo poo that's important in the way they're acting. EDIT: Should clear that up, good for the makeup artists getting recognized.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:05 |
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I thought it couldn't get any worse than the 15 back to back pop song montages, but then the movie stopped and let the characters speak and I was proven wrong. I think I hate every single person involved in making this movie.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:11 |
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It's such dad rock too, but like an Ernest Cline novel, they make it out to be the craziest, most edgy rock music there is.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:15 |
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DC can now advertise their movies with "From the studio that brought you the Academy Award winning Suicide Squad!"
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:19 |
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twistedmentat posted:It's such dad rock too, but like an Ernest Cline novel, they make it out to be the craziest, most edgy rock music there is. I don't even mind that, honestly. The issue is that they're crammed into every single loving scene in the first 48 minutes, like an extraordinarily lovely music video. Then the back half of the movie alternates between "boring as poo poo" and "oh christ they're trying to quip again". I know the comparison to GotG has been done over and over since this thing's release, but it really does seem like the movie spends half its runtime shouting at the audience "HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LIKED GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY? WELL THIS IS LIKE BAD GUY GUARDIANS OF THE DC GALAXY AND WE MADE MARGOT ROBBIE SAY THE LINES FROM THE OLD CARTOON THAT YOU LIKED SO MUCH!"
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:20 |
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I mean there are bits and pieces I liked. I like Diablo a lot. I thought Viola Davis was really good even though Amanda Waller's part in the film is terrible. I like Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn and Will Smith as Deadshot just fine. Enchantress I think is hands down the worst villain in any modern comic book movie though. Also there was a guy that played Rick Flagg in the movie and that's about as much as you can say about him.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:21 |
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Flagg was the absolute worst, followed by Croc. I hated Joker, but I'm not sure how much of that can be attributed to my dislike for Leto in general. Diablo was fine when they remembered to give him a line.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:24 |
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My favorite thing posted about Suicide Squad winning is that it now has as many Oscars wins as the entire Shrek franchise.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:30 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I don't even mind that, honestly. The issue is that they're crammed into every single loving scene in the first 48 minutes, like an extraordinarily lovely music video. Then the back half of the movie alternates between "boring as poo poo" and "oh christ they're trying to quip again". Guardians at least had the music be part of the scene your watching. They're not just playing Hooked On A Feeling while Quill is being beaten, it's because it's what the guard is listening to. That its just "hey Sabbath is cool! that means Croc is cool!" and its just painful. And yea the back half is just terrible. It lurches from bad action scene to bad dialog scene without any cohesion, with the most generic henchmen and goal. Robbie is fine, and Will Smith felt a lot like 90s Will Smith so good. I felt Diablo was a non-entity, his only part being conflicted about using his power and sounding like ever latino gangbanger ever in a tv show or movie. Boomerang's best scene was his intro where the Flash gets him.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:41 |
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I wish Croc did something other than just stand around.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:43 |
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The musical cues in Suicide Squad are basically just lazy shortcuts for characterization. This song is wacky! That means this is a wacky character!
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:44 |
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The one good thing I'll say about Suicide Squad is that it's the only time I've ever liked Jai Courtney in anything, even if he barely does anything in that movie.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:45 |
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Arist posted:The one good thing I'll say about Suicide Squad is that it's the only time I've ever liked Jai Courtney in anything, even if he barely does anything in that movie. I liked him in Spartacus. I've never liked in him much in movies at all. He's about as bland as the guy that played Rick Flagg normally.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:47 |
Roth posted:I wish Croc did something other than just stand around. Hey, he swam that one time, too
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:48 |
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Did he throw a rock?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:51 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Did he throw a rock? He threw a bomb for some reason.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:51 |
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There's one moment i actually liked Enchantress, when she teleports back and gives the documents to the general, and she starts feeling him up and he's all "please don't touch me".
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:01 |
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X-O posted:The musical cues in Suicide Squad are basically just lazy shortcuts for characterization. This song is wacky! That means this is a wacky character! I only made it about 20 minutes in and I believe they'd run through more songs than are ON Awesome Mix Vol. 1. And they're all blatantly studio picked hits, rather than "poo poo James Gunn has on his Spotify playlist". I mean loving Sympathy For The Devil for Joker? I love the song, but Jesus, spend more than half a second thinking of the soundtrack, guys.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:27 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:He threw a bomb for some reason.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:54 |
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Looks like there is a new Guardians trailer on Kimmel tonight.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:13 |
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twistedmentat posted:Looks like there is a new Guardians trailer on Kimmel tonight. That would require me to watch Kimmel. I'll wait for Youtube.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:18 |
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twistedmentat posted:Looks like there is a new Guardians trailer on Kimmel tonight. Not tonight. Sometime this week.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:19 |
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Rhyno posted:That would require me to watch Kimmel. Yea the Oscars is the first time I've seen him do his thing, and uh yea, it's enough. Codependent Poster posted:Not tonight. Sometime this week. I could have sworn the ad said "tonight"
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:35 |
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I watched the Man Show back in the day. That was enough Kimmel to last a lifetime.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:52 |