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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



That sentry loving slams down like a six year old playing with a superhero doll. It's fantastic.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he just mimed slitting a throat with that thumb

Why would Rocket drag his thumb over his own throat?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
That's the gesture, though it'd admittedly be much more threatening to do it across someone else's throat.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

MariusLecter posted:

Why would Rocket put his thumb to Ronans throat?

Google the line before posting, idiot.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


Spider-Man better hurry up. The Sentry already destroyed the color.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

SilverSupernova posted:

Spider-Man better hurry up. The Sentry already destroyed the color.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Would defeating Ronan stop the sentinel in any way? It just seems like no matter what plan spidey tries, it doesn't seem like that will change the fact that Albuquerque is screwed.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Maybe rampaging aliens/robots/alien robots think Earth's dominant life form is empty cars, because that's always what they go after first.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


If the Sentry's modus operandi is a laser powerful enough to moderately damage a single car at a time than you know what maybe they've got a couple of weeks before they really need to stop Ronan

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Maybe rampaging aliens/robots/alien robots think Earth's dominant life form is empty cars, because that's always what they go after first.

There's a running joke in CineD that the Avengers movies are obsessed with showing destroyed cars.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
"Shroom." Not even "Shroom!" This sentry's the most unenthusiastic anthropomorphic WMD ever.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
And what happened then? Well in Albequerque they say, the sentry changed sizes 3 times that day.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hey Rocket did say 10-30 feet.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The good news is that it'll take it awhile to destroy Albuquerque if it's doing it one empty car at a time.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Dude in the first panel looks like he's wearing the weirdest wig.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Maybe Albuquerque has a local superhero that'll save the day? v:shobon:v

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
AlbeCorgi the Man Dog

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

ZeeToo posted:

Maybe Albuquerque has a local superhero that'll save the day? v:shobon:v

I still hope in my heart that this is all leading up to a Breaking Bad crossover.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

theflyingorc posted:

I still hope in my heart that this is all leading up to a Breaking Bad crossover.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Payndz posted:

"Shroom." Not even "Shroom!" This sentry's the most unenthusiastic anthropomorphic WMD ever.
The exclamation point is off-panel, clearly.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Don't lie to me, that's Harry Osborne.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

we're best friends now

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ZeeToo posted:

Maybe Albuquerque has a local superhero that'll save the day? v:shobon:v

This looks like a job for the Mavericks!

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
Nice to see Rocket trying to take Ronan out with a Swan Dive off the top turnbuckle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

This looks like a job for the Mavericks!

That's a surprisingly powerful lineup. Even if one of them is a (presumably dead) Skrull.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


You're drat right :smug:

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Endless Mike posted:

The good news is that it'll take it awhile to destroy Albuquerque if it's doing it one empty car at a time.

They have to stop him before he reaches the Chevy on a Stick!

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
the racist sentry in overalls is still my favourite thing ever

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Avshalom posted:

the racist sentry in overalls

*That's* who the Sentry reminds me of! Zozobra! Santa Fe burns him every year.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Surprise appearance by Dormammu in that last panel.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Jerusalem posted:

Surprise appearance by Dormammu in that last panel.

Spidermammu

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


And Spider-man grabs MJ and runs off.

"Not on my vacation!"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fortunately, they can rely on a person with the proportional strength and speed of a raccoon

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hawkeye has the proportional strength and speed of a circus archer and he does fine as a superhero. Powers or the lack thereof is clearly not the problem here.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

fortunately, they can rely on a person with the proportional strength and speed of a raccoon

Have you ever read Slylock Fox? Raccoons are *devious*

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

The MSJ posted:

Powers or the lack thereof is clearly not the problem here.

Lets be honest, basic intelligence qualifies as a power in this universe.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


So what does Rocket plan to do in this case to attack Ronan? Where are his guns? The one character that is practically defined by his guns and he like left them in the hotel room or something?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
excuse me but his guns were destroyed by ronan previously
:goonsay:

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

notthegoatseguy posted:

So what does Rocket plan to do in this case to attack Ronan? Where are his guns? The one character that is practically defined by his guns and he like left them in the hotel room or something?

He stuck his tongue out, what more do you want.

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