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Zarkas

For the lulz
Hey BYOB, let's talk about things that are simple pleasures that can relax us on even the worst days.

For me, my simple pleasures are videogames, the internet, and a good book.

What are yours?

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The warmth of the sun on my skin after months of winter

Daffodils sprouting

Birds returning to the trees in my back yard

Any one of my cats sniffing my ear while purring

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
a cup of coffee after i'm done patrolling the perimeter for stray dinosaurs

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the warmth of the chest cavity of a gutted ton ton that your handsome space friend has just stuffed you inside to escape the bitter cold of hoth

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Shouting out "parsec!" as a unit of time and not a measurement of distance

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
shooting that green alien dude in cold blood because he had the gall to try and collect a debt

FutonForensic

just squeezin like a real nice butt cheek


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dramatically stating "That's no moon, that's a space station!" whenever the moon rises

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Zarkas

For the lulz

Splatmaster posted:

Dramatically stating "That's no moon, that's a space station!"

Protip: Don't say this about your girlfriend's rear end.

MrWillsauce

FutonForensic posted:

just squeezin like a real nice butt cheek



Robot Made of Meat

Getting emptyquoted.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Getting emptyquoted.

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Robot Made of Meat


:)


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
tfw you've just blown up an enormous space station before it could reach its final stage of construction and your sensitivity to the force allows you to feel the thousands of innocent contractors screaming out in unison as they are instantly vaporized leaving countless children without parents or their much needed income

Zarkas

For the lulz

Luvcow posted:

tfw you've just blown up an enormous space station before it could reach its final stage of construction and your sensitivity to the force allows you to feel the thousands of innocent contractors screaming out in unison as they are instantly vaporized leaving countless children without parents or their much needed income

#SkywalkerDidNothingWrong

Missus Dill

I like the sound Yoshi makes when he spits something out on Super Mario World

eonwe



laying in bed when I should be doing something productive

Piso Mojado

FutonForensic posted:

just squeezin like a real nice butt cheek

hell yeah. same

Piso Mojado

nothing relaxes me like owning noobs on clownforum.net

a fragile ego

whenever i give a high five and it feels perfect

a fragile ego

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Getting emptyquoted.

Zarkas

For the lulz

eonwe



Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sleeping in, having my feet on the desk & reading the goldmine

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Piso Mojado

Yobgoblin posted:

sleeping in, having my feet on the desk & reading the goldmine

which one of mine are you reading?

Macnult

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Getting emptyquoted.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


avoiding diarrhea

Piso Mojado

a good vintage port in one hand and my big dick daddy dongle's dongarium +"big rear end" +"big ol' rear end" in the other. bliss


social vegan



when the sweat drips from my balls and I know it's finally over the windows and walls are safe now

a fragile ego

social vegan posted:

when the sweat drips from my balls and I know it's finally over the windows and walls are safe now

lol

Piso Mojado

ah just kickin back, livin life. got a cool bud light to sip and a big ol rear end to prop my feet on

The X-man cometh
When you're full, but not too full, after a really nice meal.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Piso Mojado posted:

which one of mine are you reading?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3710691

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Zarkas

For the lulz

The X-man cometh posted:

When you're full, but not too full, after a really nice meal.

One of the best feelings on earth.

Cymbal Monkey

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
When you're feeling just a little bloated and then rip a massive fart.

Manifisto


you are thirsty and you have to pee (e.g. upon waking up in the morning)

you pee and drink some water

fluid balance restored, all is right in the world

social vegan



Manifisto posted:

you are thirsty and you have to pee (e.g. upon waking up in the morning)

you pee and drink some water

fluid balance restored, all is right in the world

i know how to solve this w/o leaving the bed

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

social vegan posted:

i know how to solve this w/o leaving the bed

Manifisto


social vegan posted:

i know how to solve this w/o leaving the bed

requires marksmanship, does not qualify as "simple"

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social vegan



look how badly do you wanna balance this chi

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