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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

to the surprise of no one, republicans are spineless cucks

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Fullhouse posted:

listen I don't give a poo poo about fruits and nuts and poo poo but if we lose the source of 95% of our garlic I might starve

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

In all seriousness, American's have been spoiled rotten for the past 30 years buying things like pineapples for $2.99 and $.70 a pound for bananas.

Whether we kick out all the immigrant labor or go full communism, we should have known that gravy train wasn't going to last forever.

the problem with kicking out immigrant labor isn't the cost increase, we can handle that

the problem is that entire harvests will just rot on the vine, and this will cause a huge spike in food prices and a huge reduction in food availability (for all types of food, even lovely corn and sugar garbage that compose 90% of dipshit trumpist diets)

when historians say the majority of famines are caused by logistical and political forces, this is what they mean

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Idk like a poo poo getting thrown around here but it's pretty much an objective truth that:

#1. Trump isn't popular by any stretch of the imagination
#2. The GOP absolutely does not know how to govern at any level. Mike Pence is just as dumb as Trump; he's just less mentally ill
#3. Trump while very unpopular is far more popular than the GOP, which is staring down the barrel of a gun ala the dems circa 2009

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

The Nastier Nate posted:

In all seriousness, American's have been spoiled rotten for the past 30 years buying things like pineapples for $2.99 and $.70 a pound for bananas.

Whether we kick out all the immigrant labor or go full communism, we should have known that gravy train wasn't going to last forever.

mexico/honduras/et al. will pick up a lot of the slack, at least for the west coast/gulf states. the midwest and northeast will have to go back to eating porous rocks and the drier sticks they find.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

look congress aint supposed to investiagate republican presidents!!!!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Admiral Ray posted:

you loving idiots

the "people who just come over and use the system" do not loving exist you nutjobs

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

pathetic little tramp posted:

What people are missing about the obvious lie of Trump's "I haven't called Russia in ten years" is ten years ago was 2007. He's always said he has nothing to do with Russia, never has. 2007 is not that long ago and he's been in business since the 80's. What happened in 2007?
trump is probably one of the last people alive who may have called in favors from the russian mob oligarchs

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.


Every time a reporter asks Spicer a question, there's this brief, jarring moment where he has a flashback of his young self tossing a newspaper against his bedroom wall and bolded "Sean Sphincter" dances before his eyes.

"No one laughs at Sean Spicer. They'll learn, I'll make them learn."

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the price hikes are also going to help with obesity....for the rich.

the rest will eat soylent green

soylent green didn't take into account obesity so we'll get a lot more food per person.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Fullhouse posted:

the "people who just come over and use the system" do not loving exist you nutjobs

but welfare queens

:negative:

(if you want a laugh look up who that's based off of and then laugh at how loving racists every republicans is)

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

but welfare queens

:negative:

(if you want a laugh look up who that's based off of and then laugh at how loving racists every republicans is)

dont blame every republican for the lies ronald reagan spread

just blame them for believign that poo poo lololololololol

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

The Nastier Nate posted:

In all seriousness, American's have been spoiled rotten for the past 30 years buying things like pineapples for $2.99 and $.70 a pound for bananas.

Whether we kick out all the immigrant labor or go full communism, we should have known that gravy train wasn't going to last forever.

American fortune has always been built on slaves or low-wage workers. If we start paying farm workers a minimum wage, the way around it will be a new law that allows state to export their prisoners to California so big ag will have a steady supply of workers.

Then, to keep the supply steady, we'll need harsher sentences to create more criminals! Maybe even some new crimes!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

pathetic little tramp posted:

What people are missing about the obvious lie of Trump's "I haven't called Russia in ten years" is ten years ago was 2007. He's always said he has nothing to do with Russia, never has. 2007 is not that long ago and he's been in business since the 80's. What happened in 2007?

it's an obvious lie because he changes his story on how cozy he is with Putin literally weekly. they're either best friends who Skype daily or he's never heard of the guy and doesn't even know where Russia is depending on how mad the news is getting about it

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

pathetic little tramp posted:

What people are missing about the obvious lie of Trump's "I haven't called Russia in ten years" is ten years ago was 2007. He's always said he has nothing to do with Russia, never has. 2007 is not that long ago and he's been in business since the 80's. What happened in 2007?

another weird thing about it is that it directly contradicts his own bragging about friendly relations with putin, receiving gifts directly from putin in person while visiting russia, etc

wait I mean, heh, stupid lib, he said he didn't CALL russia for ten years, he never said anything about in person visits

checkmate :smugdog:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Admiral Ray posted:

mexico/honduras/et al. will pick up a lot of the slack, at least for the west coast/gulf states. the midwest and northeast will have to go back to eating porous rocks and the drier sticks they find.

Don't worry, President Trump's got us covered....30% border tax from Mexico!

Mexico is code for every country south of us.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

pathetic little tramp posted:

American fortune has always been built on slaves or low-wage workers. If we start paying farm workers a minimum wage, the way around it will be a new law that allows state to export their prisoners to California so big ag will have a steady supply of workers.

Then, to keep the supply steady, we'll need harsher sentences to create more criminals! Maybe even some new crimes!

Failure to eat Trump Steaks at appropriate doneness, 5 years in the garlic mines!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

pathetic little tramp posted:

American fortune has always been built on slaves or low-wage workers. If we start paying farm workers a minimum wage, the way around it will be a new law that allows state to export their prisoners to California so big ag will have a steady supply of workers.

Then, to keep the supply steady, we'll need harsher sentences to create more criminals! Maybe even some new crimes!

thanks, Roosevelt's new deal, for explicitly excluding farm workers and tipped workers from the minimum wage laws due to our legacy of slavery.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

dont blame every republican for the lies ronald reagan spread

just blame them for believign that poo poo lololololololol

nope

every republican is racist as poo poo

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

pathetic little tramp posted:

What people are missing about the obvious lie of Trump's "I haven't called Russia in ten years" is ten years ago was 2007. He's always said he has nothing to do with Russia, never has. 2007 is not that long ago and he's been in business since the 80's. What happened in 2007?

"ten years" is just a number rolling around in trumps brain and nothing more

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Gringostar posted:

but welfare queens

:negative:

(if you want a laugh look up who that's based off of and then laugh at how loving racists every republicans is)

considering immigrants are literally ineligible for welfare and the ones that do get any do so through their anchor babies (who, as a reminder, are children that almost always are very poor) you'd think this particular lie would have been squashed decades ago but well, liberals

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

passionate dongs posted:

"ten years" is just a number rolling around in trumps brain and nothing more

I wonder if he can count to ten

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Gringostar posted:

to the surprise of no one, republicans are spineless cucks
It's harder than it sounds. Do you know how long it takes to get tax paperwork from the Russian government this time of year?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

SpaceGoku posted:

another weird thing about it is that it directly contradicts his own bragging about friendly relations with putin, receiving gifts directly from putin in person while visiting russia, etc

wait I mean, heh, stupid lib, he said he didn't CALL russia for ten years, he never said anything about in person visits

checkmate :smugdog:
putin is probably stoked that he hit jackpot in dislodging democracy in the united states when it was already bursting at the seams without his involvement

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Squizzle posted:

its why we're finally working to eliminate opera house varmint turtles

McConnell is in the Senate

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Look at all these fat assholes

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/836261209540288513

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Fullhouse posted:

considering immigrants are literally ineligible for welfare and the ones that do get any do so through their anchor babies (who, as a reminder, are children that almost always are very poor) you'd think this particular lie would have been squashed decades ago but well, liberals

the only solution is to become a trump voter and hope that when we finally bottom out a glorious socialist utopia occurs like in kansas

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

nope

every republican is racist as poo poo
my poo poo aint racist :colbert:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fullhouse posted:

the "people who just come over and use the system" do not loving exist you nutjobs

In my experience talking to Trump supporters, they define themselves by what they want taken from other people.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

The Nastier Nate posted:

In all seriousness, American's have been spoiled rotten for the past 30 years buying things like pineapples for $2.99 and $.70 a pound for bananas.

Whether we kick out all the immigrant labor or go full communism, we should have known that gravy train wasn't going to last forever.

there's a ton of ways food could be even cheaper actually

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

my poo poo aint racist :colbert:

You're the real racist!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

old vampire boys club

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/836261209540288513



e: oops I'm late

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

mexico/honduras/et al. will pick up a lot of the slack, at least for the west coast/gulf states. the midwest and northeast will have to go back to eating porous rocks and the drier sticks they find.

If they actually did get serious about cracking down on undocumented farmworkers, they probably also up the availability of temporary guest workers on seasonal visas. The outcome is basically the same except it's more expensive and less efficient, and the workers probably have even fewer guarantees of safety.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

gently caress everyone in this picture, literally evil shits.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Coolguye posted:

there's a ton of ways food could be even cheaper actually

we're not eating soylent

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I'm sure health insurance CEOs know exactly what will save us from our public healthcare meltdown they created.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
If we're going to waste 54billion on cool prestige toys that sometimes kill people I'd rather we do it on space spaceships than warships

At least when astronauts die they aren't trying to murder eight year olds

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

tadashi posted:

I'm sure health insurance CEOs know exactly what will save us from our public healthcare meltdown they created.
and the answer is


mass murder

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Help I'm being deported

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