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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

why am i still reading this posted:

The defense played an audio recording of the teenager [victim] made by two coaches in May � shortly after his parents filed their lawsuit against the school district.

�I was fed lies and I said it and I signed it because I was pressured,� the student told his coaches in the records, according to the paper. �It�s always been about the $10 million.�

But the teenager [victim] later recanted his confession in a deposition, the Times-News reported. �I just started telling a bunch of lies because I wanted my friends back,� he said.

hmm yes hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah the urge to fit in definitely isn't a real thing and the kid definitely didn't feel triply Out and

:smithicide:

ed "kill me now" balls

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:21

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:03

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Agrajag posted:

huh would never imagine 1k being representative of all of america

1k is fine, as long as the sample is actually random

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:21

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

gently caress you tacodaemon you should be finding tacos not sad rear end stories

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:23

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Trapezound posted:

gently caress you tacodaemon you should be finding tacos not sad rear end stories

he's a demon so he lures you in with tacos and instead gives you crippling depression

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:24

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

hey guys

whats been happening since like thursday

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:25

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

much like taco bell now that i think about it

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:25

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

tacodaemon posted:

White classmate avoids jail in coat-hanger assault of disabled black teenager

quote:

Stoker railed against �people from the east coast [who] have no idea what this case is about,� according to the Guardian.

�This is not a rape case,� he said.

�If I thought you have committed this offense for racial purposes, you would go straight to the Idaho penitentiary,� the judge told Howard, and sentenced him to probation.

It's okay to abuse the disabled because they're not real people. Thank you judge for really sticking it to those liberal elites on the east coast.

e: and reverse-lol at his multiple suicide attempts since the attack. appreciate the congrats.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:25

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

dailytrumpening.com stopped updating

all is lost

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:25

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

SORT OF A SEX NUMBER PAGE :siren:

noice

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:26

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

im the morbidly obese 0 in between 6 and 9

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:27

Nodelphi: Jan 30, 2004; We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.; Ham Wrangler

I stopped reading this thread for a week and I haven't heard a single bad thing about Trump! Is he still bad?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Wilbur Ross is confirmed.

20 dems voted for him.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:28

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

kaleedity posted:

dailytrumpening.com stopped updating

all is lost

ur ears may pop as u adjust to the hypernormalisation but do not fear

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:28

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

you guys sure love sex

this page is fat chris christie's area code

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:28

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Who wants to be the 0 between baloogans 6 and my 9

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:29

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

hooray law and order https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/27/video-shows-tucson-police-shoving-86-year-old-woman-to-pavement/

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:29

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Schnorkles posted:

Wilbur Ross is confirmed.

20 dems voted for him.

Who do we need to primary?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:29

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

Wilbur Ross is confirmed.

20 dems voted for him.

oh awesome i loved bob ross and i bet his son will do a great job :yayclod:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:29

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

hey baby

drop that 0 and get with a 9

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:30

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

https://twitter.com/imamsuhaibwebb/status/836087554671849477

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:30

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Nodelphi posted:

I stopped reading this thread for a week and I haven't heard a single bad thing about Trump! Is he still bad?

trump is awesome and amazing like a military strike killing a pregnant woman

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:30

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

postin on pg sixty, nine and it feels n i c e

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who do we need to primary?

wilbur ross is boringly sane if a bit plutocratic, he's not worth yelling about

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Also Joe Manchin didn't vote for him, but Sherrod Brown did.

Take that as you will.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:31

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Al! posted:

hey baby

drop that 0 and get with a 9

Hey, you can't offer me up like that.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:32

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

kaleedity posted:

hooray law and order https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/27/video-shows-tucson-police-shoving-86-year-old-woman-to-pavement/

those grandmas should join black bloc

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:32

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Yinlock posted:

much like taco bell now that i think about it

and now that you thinka bout it, you've made me think about the naked chicken chalupa and its possibilities as dinner: a surprisingly good thing

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:32

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

thinkin bout' donald trump and steve bannon in the classic "69" position

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:33

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

kaleedity posted:

hooray law and order https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/27/video-shows-tucson-police-shoving-86-year-old-woman-to-pavement/

hey i live there

gently caress da police

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:33

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Tainen posted:

https://twitter.com/imamsuhaibwebb/status/836087554671849477

what the gently caress is this

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:34

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Leviathan posted:

"An investigation from Bureau of Investigative Journalism (BIJ) into the raid has found the operation went �dreadfully wrong�. Villagers said that 25 civilians killed were not members of AQAP. 9 children under the age of 13, with the youngest victim a three-month-old baby were killed. The names: are Asma Fahad Ali al Ameri, three-month-old; Aisha Mohammed Abdallah al Ameri, 4; Halima Hussein al Aifa al Emeri, Hussein Mohammed Abdallah Mabkhout al Ameri, both 5; Mursil Abedraboh Masad al Ameri, 6; Khajija Abdallah Mabkhout al Ameri, 7; Nawar Anwar al Awlaqi, 8; Ahmed Abdelilah Ahmed al Dahab, 11; Nasser Abdallah Ahmed al Dahab, 12. Beside the nine children killed, one pregnant woman was also killed.[26]"

Badass.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:34

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

Psuedo-sex page

(nice)

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:34

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Tainen posted:

https://twitter.com/imamsuhaibwebb/status/836087554671849477

lol barely a month in and we're knocking grannies to the curb and pepper spraying retired teachers when they try to help

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:35

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 6 and 9 next to each other :q:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:35

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

its like 69ing but w/ like a pillow or fatness b/w u

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Cloture on Zinke next. I expect similar numbers.

Possible interesting wrinkle: what the NM senators do.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:38

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i just got this email from the vancouver US consulate

quote:

U.S. Consulate General in Vancouver, Canada
Security Message for U.S. Citizens: Demonstrations
27 February 2017

The U.S. Consulate General informs U.S. citizens that demonstrations by two groups are expected to take place in downtown Vancouver on Tuesday, February 28, 2017. The demonstrations will take place in front of Trump International Hotel & Tower on 1161 W. Georgia Street between the hours of 9:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m., and at Jack Poole Plaza, 1085 Canada Place Way, between the hours of 4:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

Local police will monitor the events. Even demonstrations intended to be peaceful can turn confrontational and escalate into violence. You should avoid areas of demonstrations, and exercise caution if in the vicinity of any large gatherings, protests, or demonstrations.

For further information about security in Canada:
See the Department of State travel website for the Worldwide Caution, Travel Warnings, Travel Alerts, and Canada Country Specific Information.
Enroll in the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) to receive security messages and make it easier to locate you in an emergency.
Contact the U.S. Consulate General in Vancouver, located at 1095 W. Pender St., Vancouver, 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday, at 604-685-4311. The after-hours emergency line for U.S. citizens can also be reached at that number.
Call 1-888-407-4747 toll-free in the United States and Canada or 1-202-501-4444 from other countries from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday through Friday (except U.S. federal holidays).

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i fully plan on posting about every single dumb senate vote itt and none of you can stop me. :v:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:39

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Really Pants posted:

if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 6 and 9 next to each other

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

except maybe baloogs, but he wouldn't do that because he cares about senate procedure.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:39

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