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idgaf about u posted:LURK MORE human being This is the Dare I miss. I still think we should make a subforum just for him and let him run it. The things that could take place there. Like watching an out of control semi truck speeding towards a nitroglycerin plant.
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is the Dare I miss. I still think we should make a subforum just for him and let him run it. The things that could take place there. Like watching an out of control semi truck speeding towards a nitroglycerin plant. Encouraging the mentally ill is what landed Caro in Syria.
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Feb 26, 2017 22:45
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that's why you do it. imagine the stories the crazy person will generate for us to enjoy. pretend he is a video game character. and Caro did survive in the end after all.
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Feb 26, 2017 23:04
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Oh cool Dares back to prop up SA for the next financial year
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Feb 27, 2017 08:59
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alpaca diseases posted:Oh cool Dares back to prop up SA for the next financial year Speaking of that, I wonder how much he's "donated" to SA since he registered his first account. Unless he's using IP anonymizers, it would be easy enough to keep him from accessing SA at all, but he's kicking in to much money for the cause, SA management has no reason to. As the saying goes, "Don't kill the goon that lays the golden eggs."
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Feb 27, 2017 10:04
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I read somewhere on here he does chargebacks so not really.
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Feb 27, 2017 10:34
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Yeah Dare is in fact a drain on the economy
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Hi guys, I'm back  Thanks again to H.H for filling in for me!quote:I'm another depressed goon. I spent the last two years going through a super lovely, drama-filled break up and divorce and every day is a struggle to get out of bed and go to work. The only reason I go to work is because I have a mountain of debt and am living paycheck to paycheck desperately trying to build up some savings and get ahead of my credit card repayments. I should probably look for another, better-paying job but the idea of going through the process of applying for jobs and dealing with recruiters, selling myself and trying to convince people I could do whatever lovely job they're offering makes me want to die. Most days at work I just browse the forums or stare into space. Sometimes I have the energy to actually get work done but not often. The obvious next step is to start opening up to people. You seem to be well aware of this but don't wanna go through with it. I really, honestly think it'd make you feel better. Get some beers with a couple close friends and lay your poo poo on them, or talk to a relative about it if you want to start smaller. quote:Uli confessor from earlier here. For some incredible fate, I had to drive out on a work related assignment and it gave me the opportunity to visit the hometown of the pizza virgin. Well it was not exactly on the way, it was actually quite a detour because he lives in the middle of nowhere, but still. I just needed to go, I was drawn to him like ants to a three-day old floor pizza. I drove by the walmart he worked in and as I was about to turn into the parking space, but then I relented. I was afraid seeing this ocd ginger face to face would send me into a flying rage and I didn't want to explain to the local police why I suddenly violently attacked a retarded walmart cashier without provocation. I did keep driving by for several passes with this on my mind until I left because I didn't want anyone to notice and/or become suspicious. y'know who would be even more interested in your obsession with internet meme people than the police? A therapist
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Feb 27, 2017 14:37
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i know that its probably not real, but please dont do that to uli, hes a national treasure. buy his book instead and maybe spend once a week reading it to a person in an armchair
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Feb 27, 2017 14:43
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I can't beat Ioquacius' reply to you, depressed goon, but pooping at work is good and natural. May as well get paid to poo poo 
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Feb 27, 2017 14:54
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downside: Uli might end up being murdered upside: he might lose his virginity beforehand
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Feb 27, 2017 14:54
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The first step to getting away with murder is definitely tell a lot of people about it before you do it.
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Depression goon: get therapy or go to your GP and get some antidepressants to get you going. Then start running with your dog. Even if it's slow, your dog will love it, he won't be bored and you'll end up with a hobby to talk to people about. If he likes other dogs, start running to the dog park at around the same time every day. Meet people and dogs.
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Depressed goon is already on anti-depressants. From one depressed goon to another, what helped me a lot was realizing that even though other people seem happy and have their poo poo together, very few of them actually do. Scratch a seemingly well-adjusted fellow worker or acquaintance and you'll invariable find somebody who's got terrible problems they're hiding as well - drug problems, dead/dying/insane family members, closeted sexuality, anxiety/panic disorders, financial trouble much worse than yourown, issues with ex's, kids, etc - everybody's all hosed up. Not that this insight helps you be less lonely, but you don't have to wallow in misery thinking that you're alone and miserable while everyone else isn't.
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Depressed goon might want to consider going on disability. If you are severely depressed like you make it sound, ask your doctor to prescribe some medical leave. Take some time off and work on yourself. Work out, spend time with your dog, see friends, and get better. And you will be paid while you're out. As for dating, you know that will be a disaster. The ups and downs of the dating world, the effort to maintain a relationship, and the money aspect are going to be tough right now. It's hard going without that sort of contact for a long time, but it doesn't fix your problems, it just helps you ignore them. There's no good solution for this, it will just take time and effort before you are ready. More motivation to pull yourself out of this pit.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:23
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Depressed goon, start running with your dog like the previous poster suggested. Get an app that gives structure to it, like couch to 5k or couch to 10k and run every other day. If you accomplish nothing else during a week, at least you'll have accomplished some progress on your running app and you can start to try and feel good about it. As for dates, honestly, you don't sound like you're in the right frame of mind for it, so wait a bit with those maybe.
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30s also isn't old for dating, especially as a man you have it easier. Yes there are people around who are in your age and have been married for ten years at this point, but don't think many of them feel less lonely than you do. Lots of women in their 20s will also be more interested in you than in their age peers. Women in their 30s and 40s even more so. What actually will make it hard is the depression and what that brings to the table, it sends most people run screaming for the hills, as harsh as that sounds but that's the way it is. You should probably first try making friends. I know that's really not what you want, but if you have some people you can regularly or semi-regularly talk to without them getting paid for like a therapist, that will already begin to make your life easier in a subtle way and also give you some validation that people actually want to spend time with you. The jump to build a genuine romantic connection will be smaller. Also try meeting women outside of dating settings, or things like dating websites. I personally consider these some sort of unproductive hell that crush souls. All women I have ever been with I met completely randomly and all time I ever spend on such dating ventures always turned out to be a complete waste.
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If you have credit card debt your first priority should be on knocking that poo poo out. Build up a small rainy day fund for emergencies and then dump everything extra toward whatever has the highest interest rate. You'll never get out from under it if you're just making the minimum payments (which is the situation they want). An amazing amount of stress vanishes the day you make that final payment. Also some good advice was already posted to depressed goon above. I'll reiterate: Jog with your good pupper, even if it's only around the block to start. It'll enrich your dog's life, make you both healthier, and exercise = free endorphins. Everybody wins. Plus, you might meet other dog owners and get a chance to socialize, which is also good for you. You can't lose. Don't do the online dating thing just yet, or indeed at all. Your future is out there, and it's up to you to reach out and grab it. Join a club. Do volunteer work. Learn horticulture. Go birdwatching. Take up photography. Ever tried carpentry? The possibilities are endless, and nearly all of them have one thing in common--you get to meet new people. Do it not just for yourself, but for doggo, too. Stand tall, dust off, and get out there and go for it, no matter how lovely you feel. We're rooting for you.
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Depression goon: lol your wife left you. why did your wife leave you, did she find another, better man?
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Nooner posted:Depression goon: Are you boning that guy's wife?? DOn;'t gloat nooner!!
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JnnyThndrs posted:Scratch a seemingly well-adjusted fellow worker or acquaintance and you'll invariable find somebody who's got terrible problems they're hiding as well - drug problems, dead/dying/insane family members, closeted sexuality, anxiety/panic disorders, financial trouble much worse than yourown, issues with ex's, kids, etc - everybody's all hosed up.
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Feb 27, 2017 20:32
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Leon Einstein posted:Do you honestly believe this? He meant to say everybody except you, Leon Einstein.
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quote:Recently discovered my family is not what I thought it was. This isn't a completely unheard-of move, actually -- the same deal happened to Eric Clapton. So don't get too down about your hosed-up family situation, maybe some day you too can become a legendary blues guitarist and turn shockingly racist in your old age Seriously though that sounds like a lot to deal with but please don't cut out your family over this, it was a tough call but probably the right one for everyone involved quote:I live in Pennsylvania and have long been a fan of the vampire fiction, and especially the Castlevania video game series. No Google hits for this attraction just yet. I guess it is still early.
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loquacius posted:No Google hits for this attraction just yet. I guess it is still early. Oh god, please tell me he or she paid the taxes on those winnings 
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Feb 27, 2017 21:47
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i really really want to be the first one to poo poo my pants there
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Feb 27, 2017 21:49
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Horror attractions like that can work but with only one location there's no way you will even come close to breaking even let alone making a profit.
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Feb 27, 2017 21:49
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enjoy you're lawsuit
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Castlevania goon, attach an amphitheater, a bar & grill and a club to the back of it. Host concerts and try and get a year-round customer base going. edit: keep the same theme throughout
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loquacius posted:Re: Goon whose family wasn't what he thought it was. Same thing happened to Ted Bundy too. He was quite successful in his life at what he chose to do as well – at least for most of it. Buck up, be a world famous guitarist or a world famous serial killer. It's your choice!
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Some goon a while back was talking about doing some research that involved looking at lots of old census records. And sure enough, every time a household had a mom over 40 with an infant, there just happened to be a teenage daughter in the house. Life's hard and people do the best they can. Maybe they could have come clean earlier, but it's the sort of thing there's never really a right time for.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Oh god, please tell me he or she paid the taxes on those winnings Lottery winners don't have a choice. Taxes are taken out before the winner sees a penny of the winnings. Now, if they are to invest in or create a successful business, they'd have to pay taxes on the profits. Somehow I don't think Castlevania goon is going to have that problem. 
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The woman that raised you is your mom. The girl that gave birth to you is your sister, she was basically a child when you were born. Stop being an ungrateful rear end in a top hat for the sacrifices your mom made for you. They lied to you so both of you could have a normal life. You should thank them both.
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quote:This is also posted to this thread because I'm depressed reading all the hosed up confessions and want to lighten things up for others. Thanks. It always cheers me up to hear about lotto winners losing all of their money in stupid ways.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:14
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Police Automaton posted:That boy needs therapy. It's purely psychosomatic!
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The Management posted:The woman that raised you is your mom. The girl that gave birth to you is your sister, she was basically a child when you were born. Stop being an ungrateful rear end in a top hat for the sacrifices your mom made for you. They lied to you so both of you could have a normal life. You should thank them both. That's really easy to say but lo freaking l if you are so detached emotionally that you could not see some emotions coming from that discovery.
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Yeah I don't have a sister, but I imagine finding out that your sibling gave birth to you would be pretty drat shocking. Hope the three of them work it out.
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Leon Einstein posted:Do you honestly believe this? No, I just make random poo poo up and post it for no reason except to irritate you.
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Castlevania goon, attach an amphitheater, a bar & grill and a club to the back of it. Host concerts and try and get a year-round customer base going.
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