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Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

AGC if they just add one more panel saying "Miguel doesn't exist."

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Crossposted from not-USPol because they definitely deserve to be here too:


(my favorite is the Brexit one)

More:

(holding the Constitution)


AfD: "Hate against Muslims", IS terrorist: "Our useful idiots!"

"Blonde is the new Brown"
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/EsoATY5.jpg
The Polish government eats democracy and shits a dictatorship

"With too much rage in the belly democracy is hosed"

Angela Merkel as mammoth (Mammut) and mother (mutti) of Europe

Air pump: "Polls"

Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Feb 28, 2017

Death Ray
Jan 20, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 6 years!)

D.N. Nation posted:

DAMMIT CARTOONISTS STOP DOING SONG PARODIES

NEVER!!! SING, drat YOU!!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Trapezium Dave posted:

David Pope:



There are stories of a plot within members of the right faction in Liberal ranks, calling themselves "The Deplorables", to undermine their own government and reinstate Abbott to Cabinet (at the very least).

I wonder if Pope was inspired by this. Deep cut, if so.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut
Guys, I'm at work. Could we maybe put pictures of Lady Liberty getting reamed up the butt behind a link?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jurgan posted:

Guys, I'm at work. Could we maybe put pictures of Lady Liberty getting reamed up the butt behind a link?

Could you just work at work?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

https://twitter.com/AnnTelnaes/status/836353916061237248

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Pence's stare holy poo poo :laffo:

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Nenonen posted:

Could you just work at work?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Or at least use SA on your smartphone at work like uhh...I heard some people do.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Jurgan posted:

Guys, I'm at work. Could we maybe put pictures of Lady Liberty getting reamed up the butt behind a link?

Nah.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Spiffster posted:

Pence's stare holy poo poo :laffo:

Few cartoonists manage to capture the glassy, dead-eyed gaze of that soulless, lumbering fucker. It's a nice change when one does.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Spiffster posted:

Pence's stare holy poo poo :laffo:

I don't know which is better, Pence staring into the viewer's soul with his dead eyes, or Paul Ryan as a goblin henchman. Seriously, just try to tell me Paul Ryan doesn't look like a goblin or gremlin in that picture.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Nenonen posted:

Could you just work at work?

Work ethics are for Scandinavians who get respected by their workplace :v:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Randalor posted:

I don't know which is better, Pence staring into the viewer's soul with his dead eyes, or Paul Ryan as a goblin henchman. Seriously, just try to tell me Paul Ryan doesn't look like a goblin or gremlin in that picture.

Or a young-ish Grandpa Munster.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

I know someone else normally links The Nib's offerings, but they haven't been to the thread yet this morning, and I absolutely love this one.

Color Blind

That's because I just got a job, and thus don't have mornings free any more.

As penance:
1

2

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Feb 28, 2017

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

King Possum III posted:

I love political cartoons for the way they present they present the artist's point of view with clarity, subtlety, originality, and great talent. I often think about the artists living in places where you can be imprisoned for critiquing the government in such a way, and how many already have been.

If I only posted cartoons that mirror my own views, I'd be no better than someone who gets all his news from Fox. The cartoonists who make excuses for Trump get on my nerves sometimes, but maybe that's a good thing. I don't want to live in a bubble.

:laffo:

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Technowolf posted:

That's because I just got a job, and thus don't have mornings free any more.

As penance:
1

2

Heh, look at this loser with a "job" and "responsibilities" and "human contact".

Sucks to suck. :smug:

Actually, kidding aside, posting that comic increased my respect for the work you do. I figured I'd just use the BeautifulSoup scraper I made to suck all the images off those pages and drop 'em on Imgur, with a link back to the source.

Turns out that not only is every comic cut up into individual fuckin' panels, they set their pages up to defeat the type of basic bitch python scraper my librarian rear end is capable of coding. :smith:

You put in some work on that poo poo, friend.

Easy Salmon Recipe fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Feb 28, 2017

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

Heh, look at this loser with a "job" and "responsibilities" and "human contact".

Sucks to suck. :smug:

Actually, kidding aside, posting that comic increased my respect for the work you do. I figured I'd just use the BeautifulSoup scraper I made to suck all the images off those pages and drop 'em on Imgur, with a link back to the source.

Turns out that not only is every comic cut up into individual fuckin' panels, they set their pages up to defeat the type of basic bitch python scraper my librarian rear end is capable of coding. :smith:

You put in some work on that poo poo, friend.

:ssh:I just download each image, open up the first in MS paint, paste the others in order, then resize the image to about 1200 wide. It's literally about 2 mins for each comic.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Xenoveritas posted:

Like I said, the cartoon is from 2002, which is when Pelosi became the House Minority Leader. It's almost certainly based on her, although yes, I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be generic caricatures.

Pretty certain that, in parallel, the Republican is Dennis Hastert, who is incidentally a child molester.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
1

2

3

Good Ol' Chip Bok posted:

The Obama administration sent a “Dear Colleague” letter to Universities threatening to yank their federal funding for failure to offer an open admission policy for their restrooms.

The Trump administration is reversing course and leaving bathroom administration up to the states.

Getting Uncle Sam out of the bedroom was a good thing. So why not the bathroom too?

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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Never mind the Oscars:

The winner of the 2017 Herblock Prize is Ken Fisher, a.k.a. Ruben Bolling, a.k.a. Tom the Dancing Bug. The other finalist: Marty Two Bulls, Sr. Click the link to see previous winners, all of which are Good Cartoonists that the thread generally like.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I...think there...might...be...some...thing...wrong...with...this...quote

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013


This is actually a good case of stuck clock-ism. The problem is that a lot of our government is built on the assumption that everyone is acting with, if not total competence, at least a clue and some good faith. So when you get poo poo like the executive branch saying "hey ICE, go round people up" and the judicial branch says "uh how about no, that poo poo is not consitutional," there is no mechanism to deal with it if the executive says "gently caress you, we're doing it anyway." I read a pretty good twitter thing about it (what do you call those anyway?), the point of which is "the Constitution is badly written because nobody stopped to ask what happens if a shitbag gets in charge."

quote:

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Ah, Bok, you worthless hypocritical disingenuous piece of poo poo. Go gently caress yourself. We all know exactly what "states rights" is a dogwhistle for, and we also all know you're so full of poo poo it spills out when you open your vile lying mouth because you loving love having the government in the bedroom controlling what happens as long as it isn't between one (white) man and one (white) woman.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

MechaCrash posted:

This is actually a good case of stuck clock-ism. The problem is that a lot of our government is built on the assumption that everyone is acting with, if not total competence, at least a clue and some good faith. So when you get poo poo like the executive branch saying "hey ICE, go round people up" and the judicial branch says "uh how about no, that poo poo is not consitutional," there is no mechanism to deal with it if the executive says "gently caress you, we're doing it anyway." I read a pretty good twitter thing about it (what do you call those anyway?), the point of which is "the Constitution is badly written because nobody stopped to ask what happens if a shitbag gets in charge."

Please tell me you're joking.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The vast majority of power lies with congress because "what if a shitbag gets in charge" was like one of the most pressing questions the founders wanted to resolve

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Death Ray, you're good people.

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

Discendo Vox posted:

Please tell me you're joking.

I don't know if you mean that in a "how hosed up is the US government" sense or in the "are you really this stupid" sense, but it's entirely possible I'm way off on this. So if you mean it in the latter sense, then the answer is "apparently yes, please disregard my prior statement."

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

MechaCrash posted:

I don't know if you mean that in a "how hosed up is the US government" sense or in the "are you really this stupid" sense, but it's entirely possible I'm way off on this. So if you mean it in the latter sense, then the answer is "apparently yes, please disregard my prior statement."

In the sense of calling that tweet thread "pretty good".

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD https://twitter.com/Red_Panels/status/836372148998516737

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

No way.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Love the bitcoin.

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013


If you don't want to click on that link:

KKKlurf posted:

2017-02-27
Dear Readers,

After 18 wonderful months as the creator of RedPanels, I am announcing my retirement. Knowing and interacting with you has made all the labor worthwhile.

My decision is motivated by a bright future. The Meme President has ascended to the throne, Brexit has shaken the foundations of the E.U., and everywhere you look there is a new independent media eating the lunch of the mainstream. The Left has been routed and the tide of the culture war turns in our favor. In the midst of all this good fortune I am taking the opportunity to rest.

RedPanels has been the most fun project I have ever undertaken, though it is not the only one I plan to. Producing free comics for you has been immensely rewarding, but future endeavors require the funds that a proper career would provide. As such, I am focusing my time accordingly. If you'd like to leave me a parting gift as I make the transition, you may do so via my Patreon, (I will close it early in March, so new patrons will only be charged a single contribution.) or via Bitcoin (1D2BWBz1Yv8qJs6K1NnYZNUYYQxFxJxibx). If you are privvy to a position in the Houston area concerning tech sales or CCNA recipients in April, I'd appreciate a heads up.

Those who wish to contact me may continue to do so via my official email, admin@redpanels.com, or via Twitter. My comics will be archived on this site for the forseeable future. You are free to share, copy, or remix them however you see fit.

Thank you all.

Love,

Red

Good riddance and die in a car fire, you loving Nazi.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

1) What's the status on the patreon? Oh.
2) He'll be back. lovely webcomic authors who announce "retirement" always do. It'd be more believable if he announced a "hiatus", aka an actual retirement.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
That is a literal nazi salute at the end right?

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

hope a goat bites of your dick ,trashbag

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Samurai Sanders posted:

That is a literal nazi salute at the end right?

Yep.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

MechaCrash posted:

I don't know if you mean that in a "how hosed up is the US government" sense or in the "are you really this stupid" sense, but it's entirely possible I'm way off on this. So if you mean it in the latter sense, then the answer is "apparently yes, please disregard my prior statement."

The US government is the poster child for modern Republican (the political philosophy, not the party) government, particularly in its emphasis on checks and balances to power. It's famous for its unusual stability and strong civic institutions. The current state of affairs is only possible because one party simultaneously gained control of both houses of the legislature and a large proportion of state governments, while there was a vacancy on the top level of the judiciary. It happened under really unprecedented domestic and international chicanery in the electoral process, and even then it was really close.

The tweetstorm is, I pray to god, meant to be satirical. Comparing the construction of government systems to a programming puzzle is...insane.

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Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012

Discendo Vox posted:

I...think there...might...be...some...thing...wrong...with...this...quote

The full paragraph that he's mangling:

quote:

We are concerned, Senator Hatch, that your proposed remedy to employer sanctions–based discrimination, namely, the elimination of employer sanctions, will cause another problem — the revival of pre-1986 discrimination against black and brown U.S. and documented workers, in favor of cheap labor — the undocumented workers. This would undoubtedly exacerbate an already severe economic crisis in communities where there are large numbers of new immigrants.

So he's actually missing another ellipsis between "in favor of" and "undocumented worker," and stuck in a "the" that doesn't belong.

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