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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

punchymcpunch posted:



if anyone gets this reference then lol at you forever

I recognize the dude from American Ninja, a super bad but edbally hilarious series of movies. Doubt that is where this picture is from though.

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

tacodaemon posted:

somebody photoshop this to put a wiener in his hand and the yellow stream flowing into his mouth in russian


(click for bigger)

"Mr trump how many erections have you gotten in the past ten years"

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Arkhams Razor posted:

america will not be safe until all foreign food has been deported
https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/836377988535046144

lol TRADE WAR TRADE WAR TRADE WAR

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

Jon Stewart etc CNN isserates the main steamy media

No one continues to care at all

Jon stweart found dead in bath tub with suicide note that eviccerates the media

Heatcaring death of the universe

jon yelling at crazy people is actually extremely good, even if it doesn't matter

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Baloogan posted:

lol @ you olblivious post-permatoxx cuck permacuck

didn't toxx, was just banned for lusting for centrist death :love:

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Yinlock posted:

jon yelling at crazy people is actually extremely good, even if it doesn't matter

jon stewart is personally responsible for getting trump elected because his news comedy show is smugger than atheism

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
so maddow has someone on in a few minutes that apparently is uncovering that more and more of the piss tape dossier is looking real

the piss tape is .... real?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol we have a white house that is controlled by a not-particularly-friendly foreign government and everyone knows it and yet the president's party is openly stymieing any hope of an investigation and everyone knows it

the 21st century, everyone

speng31b
May 8, 2010


gently caress i can't find waldo

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
💁🏼

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




gross who told kellyanne she can put her stinky feet on the couch

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im gonna put my mana

in a fort

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

lol we have a white house that is controlled by a not-particularly-friendly foreign government and everyone knows it and yet the president's party is openly stymieing any hope of an investigation and everyone knows it

the 21st century, everyone

its hilarious that theres this much spite

from both sides

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Corny posted:

this is the calm before the storm

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SKULL.GIF posted:

didn't toxx, was just banned for lusting for centrist death :love:

shenji????

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

what in gods name is kellyanne sitting ont he couch that way for?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



this is phenomenal lmao

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
lol this maddow story on manafort, tillerson and cyprus is some :discourse: late stage capitalism

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

speng31b posted:

jon stewart is personally responsible for getting trump elected because his news comedy show is smugger than atheism

no that's john oliver

get your ironic comedy newsman trivia right

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Yinlock posted:

they will never ever love him unless he's personally lifted to mount olympus by bernard sanders

i actually feel sorry for bernie, he has a weird fringe cult following but can't actually get them to do anything constructive :sigh: lord knows he's tried

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

it's inevitable, watch for this presidency getting whitewashed with competence, and people in later decades reserving for trump, the same hallowed tones they reserve for Reagan now


Yeah, seems to be happening with Nixon. In 40 years, when president Blue Ivy orders every Gen-Xer sent to the recycling vats, I'll be saying, "at least president Trump..."

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


trevor noah made the observation that every black person who meets trump has a "what the gently caress just happened" look on their faces afterward

here we see it on every single person

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Thr gently caress kind of sitting position...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


now imagine an obama staffer doing it

HOW DARE THOSE PEOPLE DESECRATE SACRED WHITE HOUSE COUCHES

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Yinlock posted:

no that's john oliver

get your ironic comedy newsman trivia right

i think of them as an amalgam

also john boehner, think about it

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Agrajag posted:

what in gods name is kellyanne sitting ont he couch that way for?

Jesus, is anything about anyone in the administration normal? Kellyanne Conway the vivacious 14 year old girl texting her bestie.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
That legit is one of the weirdest pictures I've ever seen

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


BEHOLD! OPTIC BLAST!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

That legit is one of the weirdest pictures I've ever seen

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

OhFunny posted:

I don't recalled hearing this happening.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/14/news/economy/trump-tariffs-china-mexico-trade-war/

There are four ways Trump can impose tariffs.

1. Invoke the "Trading with the Enemy Act of 1917". Which means he impose tariffs as high as he wants. Nixon did this in 1971 citing the Korean War. Trump can easily say we're at war with ISIS as justification.

2. Invoke the "International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977." Again these tariffs can be as high as he wants. "Emergency" is vague. The loss of manufacturing jobs to Mexico and China can be called an emergency as justification.

3. Invoke Section 122 of the "Trade Act of 1974". At max since would be a 15% on all goods and last for 150 days. It then requires Congressional approval to continue.

4. Invoke the "Trade Expansion Act of 1962". This would be targeted tariffs on certain industries, but again, as high as Trump wants.


Listening to that audio with Ross. Option 2 seems the most likely to be used to me. Although option 3 would probably be a quicker to impose a 10% tariff across the board.

it's amazing how much power the president has, both currently and in reserve

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Uncle Wemus posted:

Thr gently caress kind of sitting position...

kellyanne is a secret ~~日本人女性~~

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
Recap
Immediately signed bill that makes it much harder for lower and middle income Americans to get a mortgage
Gave cabinet positions to key PAC donors
Appointed a Klansman attorney general
Sent Navy SEALS to do a mission in Yemen that Obama passed on due to lack of intel, which ended up being far more dangerous than thought, leading to dozens of civilians, a SEAL and an American 8yo dead. Also lost a $75mil chopper
Yemen tells US after we can’t run military through their airspace
Admitting Bannon tricked him into placing him on the NSC
Constant leaks from his own staff
Losing an entire department of senior State Dept personnel to mass resignation
Literally ignoring a major natural disaster with a dam collapse in California
Crashed a wedding with the loving Japanese PM
Discussed classified military intelligence in front of a crowd of civilians to look cool
Allowed unsecured phone cameras to be held over secret briefing docs
Insisting on using unsecured Android phone
Refusing to record calls with Putin
Lying about voter fraud since he feels insecure that he lost the popular vote bigly
Wife and son costing taxpayers $1 million per day to protect in their tower
Weekly visits to his lovely Florida resort costing $3 million per trip
Using the office of the president to advertise daughter’s failing clothing line
Refusing to fully divest from worldwide business holdings
Attempted to bar American citizens and green card holders from reentry into country due to being Muslim
Drove people in mass to protest and shut down airports across the country, leading to record ACLU donations
Having the Muslim Ban swiftly overturned by the courts
Not mentioning Jews during a loving holocaust remembrance
Strongly alluding to conspiring with a foreign govt to win the presidency
Telling federal law enforcement to ignore white supremacist groups which are now infiltrating our police depts. (according to the Intercept)
Allowing the FSB to operate more easily in the USA
Having national security advisor Flynn outed as a Russian stooge despite being told a month before taking the office that he was compromised
Told Flynn to resign because he lied to VP Pence that he hadn’t talked to the ambassador about sanctions
Secret Service Director resigns
NYT and CNN reports Trump’s campaign had many discussions with Russian intelligence
Kellyanne Conway gets blackballed from many news shows because of constant lying
CEO of Carl Jr revokes his shot at Labor Sec because Oprah released vid of his wife talking about him beating her
Trump turned back opposition to One China policy, and magically got a trademark for his brand in China that he fought years to get
Signs bill allowing coal companies to dump pollution into water sources because why not
Does insane 77 minute press conference on which he claims he isn’t ranting and raving. Goes on rants about Hillary, Uranium being dangerous and stuff, tells a Jewish man he asked an unfair question when asked if he would say something to stop anti semitism, and presumes a black reporter knows how to get in contact with the black caucus.
Report says Flynn lied to FBI about contents of the phone calls with the Russian ambassador, and he did actually talk about sanctions with Russia
FOX NEWS reports Trump was briefed on Flynn’s call to the ambassador, which means Trump ordered the call, or told Flynn to lie to Pence, or both
Picks a new national security advisor and he refuses
AP leaks draft memo stating National Guard being used to “round up” undocumented immigrants
Trump declares the media the enemy of the American people except Fox and Friends which are really nice
Audio tapes leak of Trump selling off access to sit in on interviews with potential cabinet members
Holds first campaign rally of 2020 at day 30 of his Presidency in 2017. Cause that is normal. Invites clearly deranged fan on stage unchecked my secret service.
Lies about a terrorist attack in Sweden that never happened
In 30 days in office, spent six full days playing golf
Started calling his Florida resort Mar-a-Lago the “Winter White House” but realized he still would like to go to it every weekend so changed it to “Southern White House”
Gets rejected by UK parliament to visit and speak
Named Lt Gen HR McMaster as the Director of the National Security Council, no one in the NSC was alerted about it until the news broke. Also apparently since he is in active duty, he could not decline.
Politico reports staff has to give Trump positive reports from right wing sites and blogs to keep his spirits up or else he lashes out on Twitter
Reverses Obama policy on Transgenders not getting bashed for trying to take a poo poo
Bannon and Preibus had a interview at CPAC in which Bannon, in his own words, vowed a daily battle for the “deconstructive of the administrative state”
Spicer indicates that Trump admin may crack down on states with loose marijuana laws
CNN reports that the White House asked the FBI to tell reporters that the investigations against Trump/Dossier/Russia were not happening and they declined
Additional reporting showed Trump OK’d the Yemeni raid over dinner with Bannon and his son-in-law, and was not in the situation room during the raid. He was also tweeting during it (tweets later deleted)
Trump speaks at CPAC, says nothing except “We’re all Americans, no matter what color we bleed”
Spicer doesn’t let CNN, NYT, BBC and others into a private press briefing
DHS spiked a report after the Trump admin said it didn’t like its findings, which was the Muslim ban was worthless
Trump asked for a different study that shows it would be benefical. Someone tell leaked the original report to the AP.
Trump admin enlisted Sen Burr and Rep Nunes, who are on Senate and House intelligence committees, to tell the media there was nothing to the Russia ties
Trump declined to go to the White House Correspondents Dinner because they hurt his fee fees
Trump said “Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.” in a healthcare forum (everyone did)
NBC News reports the Yemen raid brought no significant intelligence to be useful. The SEAL who passed’s father wants an investigation
Gizmodo gets recorded audio of Trump wanting a 10% tariff on all imported good, which would be put directly on consumers

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

what is this

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


:same:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/836406328369242113

speng31b
May 8, 2010


fox and friends hearing about this just now via tweet

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Der Meister posted:

it's amazing how much power the president has, both currently and in reserve

:toot:

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

6:00 AM interview? So 3 AM my time? lol gently caress that

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