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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm looking forward tomorrow to:

- Conservatives whining about liberals not being polite to trump
- liberals being polite anyways because they ~respect the office~
- more squizzle posts

I'm looking forward to:

Any and all suffering felt by these scum, even though whatever they get is too good for them

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
Jamiel Jr Shaw, who was also a gang member in 2008 before being shot by an illegal immigrant, was tragically no longer a high school football star

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

there's basically nothing a democrat can do that would be out of bounds as far as I'm concerned. To bad they have no idea how to properly bully people

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
If the democrats had any game at all, they'd chant "Doooooonaaallld…Doooooooonaaaaalllld" at the SOTU tomorrow.


A fella can dream, can't he?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

man you really can't go 10 seconds without a gimmick can you

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sounds like u done got sizzled by the squizzle

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot
We need a new coalition of working class white, minorities, and LBT folks. gently caress cishet white gays and milquetoast yuppie lieberals. I just hope we can last until 2020.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Al-Saqr posted:

Hey guys I found what I'm going to be jerking off to tonight

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/836398015539736577

There's even video of them breaking down in tears as they realize that they'll be middle aged by the time they'll be released from jail

:fap:
AHAHAHAHA, I didn't realize they don't have hate crime laws in GA... so they tried them as a street gang lol

It's all fun and games intimidating minorities and pointing guns at a child's birthday party until there are any consequences for your actions.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Solarin posted:

there's basically nothing a democrat can do that would be out of bounds as far as I'm concerned. To bad they have no idea how to properly bully people
Biden, Franken, and Warren can. Actually, the one reason why I was ever skeptical of Sanders was because I always felt he seemed too nice to deal with a general election Republican (though I still voted for him in the primary).

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility


e: https://twitter.com/blancpain/status/836436512984137728

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

My Moms Penis posted:

We need a new coalition of working class white, minorities, and LBT folks. gently caress cishet white gays and milquetoast yuppie lieberals. I just hope we can last until 2020.

We need nuclear immolation as incense to an absent God.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

My Moms Penis posted:

We need a new coalition of working class white, minorities, and LBT folks. gently caress cishet white gays and milquetoast yuppie lieberals. I just hope we can last until 2020.

whitepowerball

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

My Moms Penis posted:

We need a new coalition of working class white, minorities, and LBT folks. gently caress cishet white gays and milquetoast yuppie lieberals. I just hope we can last until 2020.

should be pro-gun while also being pro-mental health funding. gently caress this gun control wedge bullshit

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm looking forward tomorrow to:

- Conservatives whining about liberals not being polite to trump
- liberals being polite anyways because they ~respect the office~
- more squizzle posts

I'm looking forward to trump using a joint session of congress to unofficially sanction targeted attacks against everyone in the media who doesn't work for fox or breitbart or infowars

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

My Moms Penis posted:

We need a new coalition of working class white, minorities, and LBT folks. gently caress cishet white gays and milquetoast yuppie lieberals. I just hope we can last until 2020.

those fukken backstabbing cishet gays

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I think what's important is this. On the off chance Democrats get their poo poo together, and get a genuinely funny, bully-candidate for 2020, you're going to see about eight billion lovely think pieces from Salon or Vox or whatever saying "Why it's important not to sink to their level!" It is absolutely crucial that the left, as a whole, ignore these completely. The Democratic platform of 2020 should literally just be "suck it donny, you putin-cucked peeboy"

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Slamhound posted:

If the democrats had any game at all, they'd chant "Doooooonaaallld…Doooooooonaaaaalllld" at the SOTU tomorrow.


A fella can dream, can't he?

The only proper answer is Stone Cold What'ing him until he gets flustered and they cut to a video package.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I'm the McCain and :sparkles: Graham townhall countdown

edit: I hope they kiss

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Solarin posted:

there's basically nothing a democrat can do that would be out of bounds as far as I'm concerned. To bad they have no idea how to properly bully people

Idk if most of the democrats in congress being loving dorks is because the centrist hackery the dems are comfortable with only attracts spineless needledicks or because the people that reliably vote dem just want an extension of their incredibly boring selves in positions of power

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

I think what's important is this. On the off chance Democrats get their poo poo together, and get a genuinely funny, bully-candidate for 2020, you're going to see about eight billion lovely think pieces from Salon or Vox or whatever saying "Why it's important not to sink to their level!" It is absolutely crucial that the left, as a whole, ignore these completely. The Democratic platform of 2020 should literally just be "suck it donny, you putin-cucked peeboy"

i dunno itd be nice if like single payer or somethin was in there jus sayin

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

this..heh.... isn't... lol... funny.... rofl..... anymore..... lmao

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

I think what's important is this. On the off chance Democrats get their poo poo together, and get a genuinely funny, bully-candidate for 2020, you're going to see about eight billion lovely think pieces from Salon or Vox or whatever saying "Why it's important not to sink to their level!" It is absolutely crucial that the left, as a whole, ignore these completely. The Democratic platform of 2020 should literally just be "suck it donny, you putin-cucked peeboy"

this is probably a good 2018 strategy too. There's just so much material to work with it's ridiculous

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
"Post your map" says increasingly nervous D&D regular on the night of November 8 2016

"She's the most experienced candidate ever" Another says as Trump wins bigly in Florida

"It's her turn! You loving Berniebros did this!" Screeches the hillarymen while the firewall continues to crumble

"Dread abuela cannot fail, she can only be failed" says one of the few non-suicidal hillarymen still left after PA gets called for Trump, dealing the deathblow to bad Dems everywhere

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nichael posted:

I think what's important is this. On the off chance Democrats get their poo poo together, and get a genuinely funny, bully-candidate for 2020, you're going to see about eight billion lovely think pieces from Salon or Vox or whatever saying "Why it's important not to sink to their level!" It is absolutely crucial that the left, as a whole, ignore these completely. The Democratic platform of 2020 should literally just be "suck it donny, you putin-cucked peeboy"

We cant even get a consensus on punching people who think the Holocaust is a good idea and you think liberals are going to tolerate someone who makes a SWEAR at the PRESIDENT???

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Turdfuzz posted:

i dunno itd be nice if like single payer or somethin was in there jus sayin

Maybe when you're done gimmick posting you can come talk with the grown-ups. :rolleyes:

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

its the one where you're waiting episode after episode for some big reveal on what the significance is of all the bible symbolism, and then the series ends and it turns out there was no significance to any of it, it was just random name dropping of poo poo the japanese don't understand

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

not my fuckin president

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
The only democrat who could be relied upon to be as big a dick as the republicans, emailed that dick to a constituent, then got canned, then sexted with a 15 year old and was one of the many straws that broke abuela's back.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Prettz posted:

its the one where you're waiting episode after episode for some big reveal on what the significance is of all the bible symbolism, and then the series ends and it turns out there was no significance to any of it, it was just random name dropping of poo poo the japanese don't understand

die

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

i dunno itd be nice if like single payer or somethin was in there jus sayin

there's gonna be an amazing wave of populist rage to ride if premiums keep going up while coverage gets worse.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

anime isnt good

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


democratic party 2020 platform:
"lol gently caress off donny
also full socialism now, peace"

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

democratic party 2020 platform:
"lol gently caress off donny
also full socialism now, peace"

ok cool im in

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Nichael posted:

democratic party 2020 platform:
"lol gently caress off donny
also full socialism now, peace"

:agreed:

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Nichael posted:

democratic party 2020 platform:
"lol gently caress off donny
also full socialism now, peace"

No. We can't risk alienating moderates. We need them.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Business Gorillas posted:

Idk if most of the democrats in congress being loving dorks is because the centrist hackery the dems are comfortable with only attracts spineless needledicks or because the people that reliably vote dem just want an extension of their incredibly boring selves in positions of power

or the democrat representatives and senators are also millionaires who get their funding from the same corporations that donate to their republican counterparts, and the only real difference is that the democrats, on the whole, still have some grip on reality and might at least consider basing policy on evidence, and also aren't raging bigots and complete fascists

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

My Moms Penis posted:

No. We can't risk alienating moderates. We need them.



so ur postin graphs now instead o anime

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I was looking at wrestling gifs and I think Nite Crew might enjoy this one.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


My Moms Penis posted:

No. We can't risk alienating moderates. We need them.



this didn't vote guy seems like strong frontrunner material for the 2020 primary

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