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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/836439390096396289

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

hahaha

https://twitter.com/orin_anne/status/769316478478872577

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sapozhnik posted:

:(

Hang in there anime weed cat

lmao the way things are going in this world I'm going to be 95 years old and picking poo poo from dusty dumps

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



SmokaDustbowl posted:

lmao the way things are going in this world I'm going to be 95 years old and picking poo poo from dusty dumps

cool to know you get to be part of the mad max future tbh

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjtOa8d_BHU

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




lmfao

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84s8G4svl0M

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX7HqF9wAIE

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
cum town? chapo boys? gently caress that I'm a sick boy

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i'm a sick boy in that i still have some sort of throat infection that just does not want to leave me alone

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I don't have twitter or anything so someone do me a favour and directly vomit cheap beer onto one of the chapo dry boys for me

sick boys for life

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Improbable Lobster posted:

i'm a sick boy in that i still have some sort of throat infection that just does not want to leave me alone
suck a higher quality of dick, op

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

FMguru posted:

suck a higher quality of dick, op

lol the op meme I get it

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I don't have twitter or anything so someone do me a favour and directly vomit cheap beer onto one of the chapo dry boys for me

sick boys for life

k


in other music news ween is back together touring this summer

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yo please don't ban me for this because I'm terrified that this is literally going to happen now that trump is president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV28waq9YbA

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
we're all hosed, someone is going to airburst a nuke

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I've been having nightmares lol, everything is hosed and it's gonna happen

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

fishmech posted:

no, its legal for two reasons:

1) there's a "skill based" thing to do with the puzzles
2) everybody who enters gets a discount coupon for a magazine subscription if they only do the first few puzzles, or an actual magazine subscription if you do all the puzzles, which means you are legit paying for a concrete item instead of solely paying for the contest

quebec has this fantastic rule where basically any contest where you win money is considered illegal gambling, so all the dumb little canadian fast food giveaways etc. have you answer a "skill-testing question" to make it a "game of skill" and it's always a 3rd grade math problem. like

SKILL-TESTING QUESTION: 3 + (20/4) - 2 = ________

when i was a little kid i thought about it for a while and decided that it was to prevent stupid people from winning the lottery, because they'd probably spend all the money in stupid ways.


iggy's version is still better but siouxie is great so i like em both.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I've been having nightmares lol, everything is hosed and it's gonna happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odZf0OYHplo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsry5Y75D6E

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrMsGl5oz1A

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


SmokaDustbowl posted:

we're all hosed, someone is going to airburst a nuke

actually, you're gonna owe me $5

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

PokeJoe posted:

actually, you're gonna owe me $5

I owe everyone $5 lmao

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm not sure it'll matter soon though

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Sagebrush posted:

quebec has this fantastic rule where basically any contest where you win money is considered illegal gambling, so all the dumb little canadian fast food giveaways etc. have you answer a "skill-testing question" to make it a "game of skill" and it's always a 3rd grade math problem. like

SKILL-TESTING QUESTION: 3 + (20/4) - 2 = ________

when i was a little kid i thought about it for a while and decided that it was to prevent stupid people from winning the lottery, because they'd probably spend all the money in stupid ways.


iggy's version is still better but siouxie is great so i like em both.

does it even have to be correct for you to win the prize though?

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krnEv2zt1p4

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ahhh, this right here is why i keep cloud-to-butt installed

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

Today I learned that the USA has had an emergency alert system for longer than anyone, and yet barely has a functioning earthquake alert system.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jimmy Carter posted:

Today I learned that the USA has had an emergency alert system for longer than anyone, and yet barely has a functioning earthquake alert system.

just after I made those posts my entire poo poo went down. internet AND my landline lmao

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
that's the first time my landline has gone down lmao

later today I'm going to scream poo poo at my provider

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/836514847898517504

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I don't know what the poo poo is, but my landline should never go down

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2an7F0KvUc

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

http://i.imgur.com/V4eWZiT.mp4

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]
Hopeful, positive content:







Regular content:




prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/crulge/status/836440975220305920

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Sapozhnik posted:

let's not have any threads at all and rid the world of the plague that is computers
t. kaczinski did nothing wrong

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I've been having nightmares lol, everything is hosed and it's gonna happen

serioustalk smoka, you should maybe work towards phasing out street drugs for psych drugs

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