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zen death robot posted:I aced my fist and only interview after being unemployed for a month and a half on full severance and got hired at a significant raise from my old job. having a niche set of skills owns sometimes what forums do u control now
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I applied to be a fish tech, a forest tech, and a GIS tech last month. I might apply for the sensor tech position at the same place as GIS tech but their commitment to a prompt response on job applications so far has been disappointing. edit: what do I do if they have a salary requested field in the application. I glassdoored it for the last submission and it basically was identical to my previous job so I put that in. what happens if I just put in zero and explain to talk to me about it. moron izzard fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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zen death robot posted:my fist interview
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zen death robot posted:I aced my fist and only interview after being unemployed for a month and a half on full severance and got hired at a significant raise from my old job. having a niche set of skills owns sometimes nice i hope you gave a start date of $end_of_severance_date and are soon getting on a plane to get drunk on a beach
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zen death robot posted:I aced my fist and only interview after being unemployed for a month and a half on full severance and got hired at a significant raise from my old job. having a niche set of skills owns sometimes cool cool so you got mad time to fix the ghost post on terrible programmer thread right?
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also congrats get figgies
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A Yolo Wizard posted:I applied to be a fish tech, a forest tech, and a GIS tech last month. I might apply for the sensor tech position at the same place as GIS tech but their commitment to a prompt response on job applications so far has been disappointing. you did the right thing. by the time you get anywhere close to salary negotiations, they've wasted a bunch of time trying to fill the position and think you should work for them. time to pull out your real number.
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Feb 28, 2017 05:46
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always put zero or one in those forms no matter what
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Feb 28, 2017 06:27
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Bloody posted:always put 1337 or 8008135 in those forms no matter what
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lancemantis posted:if you cared about computer touching at all, the most important discipline in the world, you would know this, otherwise you're just a faker that doesn't deserve to be in this country
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Feb 28, 2017 09:16
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i failed yospos. my skills are not a fit for the oracle position. rip
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Feb 28, 2017 12:04
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Shoulda got a db query running on a microcomputer and brought it in
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ShadowHawk posted:I had to look up what exactly "balance a binary tree" meant because I never took CS 101. don't leave the country
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ShadowHawk posted:I had to look up what exactly "balance a binary tree" meant because I never took CS 101. the question makes no real sense in isolation, or rather has so many possible answers that any asker will be in for a difficult task judging them
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he just said to balance a binary search tree, not write code to do it. you can easily construct that problem for there to be one correct answer well 2 I guess if you don't specify which order
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Feb 28, 2017 15:06
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so what happens if you give a terrible but technically correct answer?
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Feb 28, 2017 15:22
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The Management posted:so what happens if you give a terrible but technically correct answer? you die
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The Management posted:so what happens if you give a terrible but technically correct answer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiiWOh9f9l0
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The Management posted:so what happens if you give a terrible but technically correct answer? you've never dealt with customs I take it
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so somehow I am now posted somewhere where scummy foreign worker enslavers are hitting me up. every day a different person with a heavy Indian accent calls me up and offers a lovely contract position at a lovely company with lovely pay. I can tell from the first word that I'm not interested. I am not a foreigner, don't have an Indian name, and I don't do contracts.
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current job hunt status: refactoring resume after getting blanked on roles that I'm basically perfect for
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Luigi Thirty posted:i failed yospos. my skills are not a fit for the oracle position. rip  you passed the test of being a good programmer
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is facebook bad to work for? a recruiter reached out and while i'll probably decline because it's a relocation and i don't want to move, i feel like it's worth keeping my name in their system if they don't suck
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I got hit up by vmware and then I remembered they're owned by dell now and I lolled.
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I have a friend who works at VMware and likes it but I don't know how much Dell culture has seeped in
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Blinkz0rz posted:is facebook bad to work for? a recruiter reached out and while i'll probably decline because it's a relocation and i don't want to move, i feel like it's worth keeping my name in their system if they don't suck dumptrucks of money
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Bloody posted:dumptrucks of money take-home pay will double or triple once vesting starts
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Blinkz0rz posted:is facebook bad to work for? a recruiter reached out and while i'll probably decline because it's a relocation and i don't want to move, i feel like it's worth keeping my name in their system if they don't suck
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Blinkz0rz posted:is facebook bad to work for? a recruiter reached out and while i'll probably decline because it's a relocation and i don't want to move, i feel like it's worth keeping my name in their system if they don't suck you'll be working for the future potus (bet on it)
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it's for platform engineering (which is what i do at my current place) but those teams are in ny, seattle, and silicon valley. wonder if i can parlay it into a regular eng job in the boston office 'cause beyond having to learn some hack i don't see a huge downside.
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lol wtf glassdoor says salary-wise it'll be a lateral movement or maybe a step down. i knowProgressive JPEG posted:take-home pay will double or triple once vesting starts but that's still kinda lol-worthy
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qirex posted:I have a friend who works at VMware and likes it but I don't know how much Dell culture has seeped in is dell culture known to be bad?
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:is dell culture known to be bad? have you ever used a dell product
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FamDav posted:have you ever used a dell product their workstations are boring in the best way
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The Management posted:I am not a foreigner, don't have an Indian name, and I don't do contracts. "how skilled are you in dee-jango"
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zen death robot posted:it's because you're a fundamentally lovely person actually the best burn itt
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zen death robot posted:it's because you're a fundamentally lovely person you need to post more
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The Management posted:so what happens if you give a terrible but technically correct answer? if you give an answer different in any way to the wikipedia printout that the agent has its back to syria with you poty fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 1, 2017 |
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Blinkz0rz posted:is facebook bad to work for? a recruiter reached out and while i'll probably decline because it's a relocation and i don't want to move, i feel like it's worth keeping my name in their system if they don't suck doctor 666 or w/e in cobol literally can't stop extolling their virtues
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Blinkz0rz posted:is facebook bad to work for? a recruiter reached out and while i'll probably decline because it's a relocation and i don't want to move, i feel like it's worth keeping my name in their system if they don't suck facebook is google-tier (good)
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