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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

recommence blood orgy

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# ? May 16, 2024 09:19

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

sex satan metal song for the sex satan page

https://youtu.be/CMPidQe4VOM

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

PAGE SIX SIX SEX

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Scent of Worf posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/836658533420654593

As if getting ravaged by global warming and nukes weren't enough, we now have to deal with rear end cancer epidemic

Pounded In The Butt By Our Own Butts, by Chuck Tingle

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

deadgoon posted:

i don't think white supremacism among abjectly poor white trash is much different than islamic fundamentalism among the poor in the middle east

you can't simply write off resistance to imperialism because it's taken a reactionary form

is the imperialism in this comparison a something-something coastal elites thing lol

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

hail sexy gay satan

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Trump speech:

1.) Immigration reform! [THE WALL IS 5 METERS HIGHER YOU FUCKS! :byodood:

]
2.) Moon Base!
3.) I am the best, ever.
4.) The Jews are bombing their own.

Did I miss anything?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

Former Everything: Nov 28, 2007; Is this right?

Gringostar posted:

fine ole solution

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:44

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

Trump speech:

1.) Immigration reform! [THE WALL IS 5 METERS HIGHER YOU FUCKS! ]
2.) Moon Base!
3.) I am the best, ever.
4.) The Jews are bombing their own.

Did I miss anything?

fake news

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:45

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

big black turnout posted:

wowza the generation that made eating one of the unhealthiest cuts of unhealthy into a loving meme is getting colorectal cancer?????

it's divine justice imho

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:45

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Drunkboxer posted:

The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing. Sad.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:45

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Vox Nihili posted:

PAGE SIX SIX SEX

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:46

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Coolguye posted:

fake news

Oh, right.

5.) It's Obama's fault!
6.) The Media is terrible!

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/J_Insider/status/836655748880949249

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/836657950882050049

oh good Trump's finally addressing the Jewish question

that's... that's great

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:46

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Scent of Worf posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/836658533420654593

As if getting ravaged by global warming and nukes weren't enough, we now have to deal with rear end cancer epidemic

Gee its almost like we weren't rear end hosed enough already

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:46

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

rear end cancer, rampaging Jews, and the Boarder patrol, all because of some old biyches home brew email server.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:47

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Not going through 40 pages of posts to see if we've already had this, posting it just in case

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-said-he-made-21-million-in-income-from-his-new-york-city-contracts

quote:

The president�s 2016 federal financial disclosure lists gross receipts for his dealings with New York City. If you subtract expenses and fees, the amount he earned from the deals is much smaller.

When he was running for president last May, Donald Trump released 104 pages of details about his finances, including a claim that he earned nearly $21 million through contracts with New York City to run two skating rinks in Central Park and a Bronx golf course.

Much of what Trump asserts remains unverified since he has thus far declined to release his tax returns. But ProPublica obtained the financial records and receipts Trump submitted to New York City for the two leases and they show that he cleared a lot less from those deals, earning no more than half of what he claimed. (Check out the documents.)

Of course, the skating rinks and golf course are but a tiny corner of the Trump financial empire. Still, the records add to the suspicion � originally advanced by Fortune, Forbes and other news organizations � that Trump�s official disclosures exaggerate his accomplishments as a businessman by reporting gross receipts rather than actual profits.

...

In the disclosure Trump filed, the numbers for the New York leases are listed under �Income Amount.�� Former government ethics attorneys say that while most previous nominees understood this to require reporting income net of expenses, the requirements are vague enough to allow either interpretation.

�It�s sufficiently ambiguous that, while Trump may meet their reporting requirements, it�s really misleading,� said Virginia Canter, who served as associate counsel for ethics in the Clinton and Obama administrations and ethics adviser for the International Monetary Fund.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:47

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Also 669 hail gay Satan.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:48

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

oh good Trump's finally addressing the Jewish question

that's... that's great

I'm sure he'll have a wonderfull solution that will put an end to the "Jewish threats"
A final solution, if you will.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:48

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Nice, hail satan

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:49

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

More quotes from Sessions' poo poo speech earlier

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/836659528565309440

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:49

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Gringostar posted:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:49

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm sure he'll have a wonderfull solution that will put an end to the "Jewish threats"
A final solution, if you will.

normally I'd :thejoke:

but these days things have to be spelled out for people :smith:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:50

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The police showing too much restraint is causing lawlessness.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:50

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lol

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:50

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Shageletic posted:

More quotes from Sessions' poo poo speech earlier

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/836659528565309440

Hooray, less accountability for brutal cops.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:50

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

i love my dead gay devil

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:51

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/836661321257074689

i wonder what counts as a serious crime?

not staying in a trump hotel while travelling
jaywalking
not wearing a suit
not cheering for dear leader
the manufacture, sale, distribution, or possession of pinatas
neglecting to send all of your piss to the white house, for "research"

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:51

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Elephanthead posted:

The police showing too much restraint is causing lawlessness.

Even worse, criticizing the police leads to lawlessness.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:51

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

i love my dead gay devil

i love you too fuzzball

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:51

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Elephanthead posted:

The police showing too much restraint is causing lawlessness.

jeff sessions idea of law enforcement showing proper restraint

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:52

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Rah! posted:

neglecting to send all of your piss to the white house, for "research"

hell I'd give it to him for free if he let me deliver it myself

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:52

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

why not take a break from your hectic day by taking a tour of the classy and luxurious donald j trump state park

https://twitter.com/whoaBXbetty/status/836658752753389568

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:52

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Gringostar posted:

hail sexy gay satan

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:52

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Internet Webguy posted:

why not take a break from your hectic day by taking a tour of the classy and luxurious donald j trump state park

https://twitter.com/whoaBXbetty/status/836658752753389568

whoa, BX betty

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

S3 is down [and has been for awhile] Exciting!

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:53