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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The only reason jd is getting married is Howard stern

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

You're not wrong, but that's an rear end in a top hat, demeaning move to blatantly throw that around.

That'd be like my boss feeling entitled to my home or vehicle, which I definitely can't afford without my job.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Let's clear this up: JD met her because of the show. She is not marrying him because of the show.

Don't be retarded, she's marrying him because she and JD match not because of his $50k a year and 60sqft windowless office that he leaves to take the subway home to a tiny apartment.

Fred and Gary owe Howard for women out of their league who married them because of the show but that girl genuinely must love JD.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Howard is a huge loving rear end in a top hat mate

That's like ... the show

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I wanna hear from all of these people who were livid and didn't listen today because JD announced on Twitter

Advice
Feb 17, 2007

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends

euphronius posted:

Howard is a huge loving rear end in a top hat mate

That's like ... the show

Yeah, Howard was simply making a bit out of something that wasn't a bit. Howard's a genius when it comes to stuff like that. So of course he was an rear end in a top hat about it, it's good radio. You can bet he doesn't really give two shits about JD Harmeyer's wedding. He sure as poo poo ain't going.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It was pretty funny to hear Howard yell about Twitter. Kinda like hearing your grampa yell at the TV because there's too many goldarn channels these days.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

haljordan posted:

It was pretty funny to hear Howard yell about Twitter. Kinda like hearing your grampa yell at the TV because there's too many goldarn channels these days.

It's the same as the period of time when he was railing on podcasts everyday. Yes, no one has a $500 million contract to make a podcast and most of are ones like Eric the Actor commenting on American Idol, but there are definitely some that have a higher listener count than the Stern show and are quite profitable. Hell, to me his show is a (expensive) podcast. I never listen live, I just download a few at a time and listen to them on my phone.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Man, things just get worse for Bubba.

http://nypost.com/2017/02/28/ex-girlfriend-gets-restraining-order-against-bubba-the-love-sponge

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

euphronius posted:

The only reason jd is getting married is Howard stern

And? The only reason anyone does anything is because of their employer. Howard's just mad because JD's girl wants nothing to do with the show. JD can do what he wants with his own personal life. Howard can feel however he wants as a result of it but in this case, he's way off base IMO.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Not posting this today would be like having thanksgiving without turkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfvwdoxLBl4

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I never got why Howard laughed so hard at that story. It's an alright story I guess but it's not that funny to me. I feel like I'm missing something.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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BobbyK posted:

I never got why Howard laughed so hard at that story. It's an alright story I guess but it's not that funny to me. I feel like I'm missing something.

:same:

Maybe it's because he's so in love with mafia tough guys. :shrug:

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Woah woah Chuck Zito's a real man.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

BobbyK posted:

I never got why Howard laughed so hard at that story. It's an alright story I guess but it's not that funny to me. I feel like I'm missing something.
I think it's funny because a Catholic person who is Catholic enough to have ashes on their forehead but is also a connected bookie is typically not the type Catholic you hear about in church. Typically not the type of person we should all try to be, not the type of person who tries to be close to Jesus Christ, etc.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
It's a funny story, partially helped by Artie's contagious laughter, but Howard completely loses his poo poo over it and I have to agree, it's never been that funny to me but hey, it's subjective.

That is Howard's most genuine laugh, though. He rarely uses it.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Moniker posted:

I think it's funny because a Catholic person who is Catholic enough to have ashes on their forehead but is also a connected bookie is typically not the type Catholic you hear about in church. Typically not the type of person we should all try to be, not the type of person who tries to be close to Jesus Christ, etc.

Lots of "religious" people go through the motions while being openly lovely in real life.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
It's all in the way Artie tells it. I just clicked play on that video and watched it for about the 10th time and it made me laugh because of how Artie has such a hard time getting through the story.

If anyone else told it, it would be a little funny, but Artie laughing through it makes it really funny.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Great example of that is his Prader-Willi story. His laugh cracks me up so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbIsaLw535M

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

beep by grandpa posted:

Not posting this today would be like having thanksgiving without turkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfvwdoxLBl4

I saw a reporter on CNN today with a giant ash smear on his head and naturally it reminded me of this Artie story.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Artie said Howard was big into "Religion is bullshit. They are all hypocrites." mode at the time and he had saved the story for the right moment for maximum effect. I'd say he nailed it judging by Howard's laugh there.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Ash Wednesday story owns you babies.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Sirius app could not be more hosed up atm .

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

BobbyK posted:

Lots of "religious" people go through the motions while being openly lovely in real life.

And that is what makes this story funny

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Holy poo poo, Benji's Monday meltdown about the dick pics... I used to be amused by The Vortex, but at this point, if we never hear from him again I would be pleased.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Moniker posted:

And that is what makes this story funny

Anything interesting from Ortega on your twitter feed?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


I'm looking forward to buying the Cream Machine at the BRN Going out of Business sale when it inevitably happens, but this sounds like Naughty Nikki is looking for a payday.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Reminder that ETM was on welfare and used that money to pay for porn.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crotch Bat posted:

Reminder that ETM was on welfare and used that money to pay for porn.

Guy was such a moron that he didn't really, truly realize that you can get it all for free.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Can someone tell me things about high pitch that will make me hate him even more? Or link to videos? I hate him so much and I would enjoy hating him more!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Eric the lovely, Whining Midget wasn't on welfare? He received social security for being club-fuckin' footed and unable to work.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Can someone tell me things about high pitch that will make me hate him even more? Or link to videos? I hate him so much and I would enjoy hating him more!

His voice. How he can never clear his throat.

The sound of that mucus and spit, and what it must taste like.

:barf:

Well, have a great night, everybody!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
This week's quote about him not being gay and having Donny Walburg "suck his cock and cum on his loving face" made me laugh out loud...

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Can someone tell me things about high pitch that will make me hate him even more? Or link to videos? I hate him so much and I would enjoy hating him more!

Of all the stuff high pitch did, this is the one that made me hate him the most - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrOy-su6K5Q

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

His voice. How he can never clear his throat.

The sound of that mucus and spit, and what it must taste like.

:barf:

Well, have a great night, everybody!

Twat cream

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Lifespan posted:

This week's quote about him not being gay and having Donny Walburg "suck his cock and cum on his loving face" made me laugh out loud...

I don't recognize that quote but it made me think of one of my favorite Fred drops from a gay porn classic called Daddy's Discipline, you all know the one

"You wanna play? I'll play with you. We'll play hard too."

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Ether Frenzy posted:

Eric the lovely, Whining Midget wasn't on welfare? He received social security for being club-fuckin' footed and unable to work.

SSI (what Eric had), Medicaid, Social Security, Unemployment, SNAP, etc. are all types of social welfare programs.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Etm wasn't on welfare. He was on disability .

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

euphronius posted:

Etm wasn't on welfare. He was on disability .

SSI is a type of social welfare. There's nothing called "welfare" in this country that pays out. Some people get housing assistance despite working. Some people get food stamps despite having a place to live. Some people lose their jobs so they collect unemployment while they find another job. Children who eat free meals at school are on CHIP. Old people get Social Security. Medicaid is for people who can't afford healthcare.

ETM used tex dollars to supplement his income and get by, it's the literal definition of welfare. He then wasted that money by buying pornography.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Wrong

This is welfare ->>> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporary_Assistance_for_Needy_Families

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