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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/836739150489477122

This speech is gonna blooooooow

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Chokes McGee posted:

let me check and get back to you

*door slams in background*

*sound of tires squealing*

Goddamnit how long will I have to wait here for my footlong sub?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
unrelated to anything but my wife was flipping through Sling TV and on the drivethrough channel, in nothing but black on white lettering in a box that took up two columns:

WHORE 2

lol

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Secret Agent X23 posted:

I guess that explains it, but I still think she'd get a better angle if she were to...oh, say, stand next to the photographer who took the picture that's posted here.

But then how would she be in the picture?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

crazy cloud posted:

chris matthews is having himself a day crew moment saying he wakes up each morning still surpised he's not dreaming and trump is president lol

chris matthews is the best thing on television

handsomest man?

poo poo he the sexiest and the funniest too!


he is ed balls guru

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
WHORE 2: WHORE HARDER

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
WHORE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

she took her fukken shoes off you slanderers!!!!

good on you kelvyn cornway!

nah they're just similar in color to her flesh tone. here's another angle

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MizPiz posted:

But then how would she be in the picture?

witchcraft

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Origami Dali posted:

the rise of rear end cancer is because of the rise of butt stuff, isn't it.

i mean, let's be real here.

It's fracking.

Pounded in the Butt by an unregulated and amoral Shale Fracking Industry.

-Chuck Tingle.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

nah they're just similar in color to her flesh tone. here's another angle



omg lol fukken thow dat nasty creep under the bus!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

chris matthews is the best thing on television

handsomest man?

poo poo he the sexiest and the funniest too!


he is ed balls guru

he really is, chris fucken matthews is alex jones level insane but he puts a tie on and bottles it up 98% of the time. the glimpses of his madness that occasionally leak out are just wonderful

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chucktodd/status/836745140857368576

Lol

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

finally that public wiccan ritual pays off!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

crazy cloud posted:

chris matthews is having himself a day crew moment saying he wakes up each morning still surpised he's not dreaming and trump is president lol

Chris Matthews is an old alcoholic blowhard and I wish he would retire or at least not have a nightly show.

Yudo
May 15, 2003


he needs monies for vitamins so he can grow up to be a big boy.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





we're really doing the bold decisive action thing? because uh that was a nazi thing, literally

so that's... good

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

the only way the democrats can save their party is by having a paper mache trump riding a Putin chinese dragon parade in during the address with a marching band blaring the russian national anthem. This is their only hope

Yudo
May 15, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

Chris Matthews is an old alcoholic blowhard and I wish he would retire or at least not have a nightly show.

this but for every news drone.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

DeepDickPizza posted:

Chris Matthews is an old alcoholic blowhard and I wish he would retire or at least not have a nightly show.

get out level 3 dot jiff

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
he's gonna surprise announce the new travel ban isn't he?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



who do you think is dumber, trump or hannity?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

DeepDickPizza posted:

Chris Matthews is an old alcoholic blowhard and I wish he would retire or at least not have a nightly show.

he's the worst kind of centrist blowhard too

I'M REAL TOUGH ON BOTH SIDES. I'M REAL EVEN. EQUAL ANGER

"Is Trump really a genius!?" - Chris Matthews

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Burgess is finally going to have a town hall in TX26, he announced it today for this Saturday at 9 a.m. Seems like incredibly short notice but whatever.

https://twitter.com/michaelcburgess/status/836709534685093888

Maybe I'll get to ask who's going to take less.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DeepDickPizza posted:

Chris Matthews is an old alcoholic blowhard and I wish he would retire or at least not have a nightly show.

jesus this pizza aint usin no g d lube!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Wow actually typed one out himself, very brave

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

who do you think is dumber, trump or hannity?

yes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin posted:

the only way the democrats can save their party is by having a paper mache trump riding a Putin chinese dragon parade in during the address with a marching band blaring the russian national anthem. This is their only hope

rural voter: trump is so multicultural

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

lol

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Chokes McGee posted:

unrelated to anything but my wife was flipping through Sling TV and on the drivethrough channel, in nothing but black on white lettering in a box that took up two columns:

WHORE 2

lol

the movie whore that ken russell directed is half-decent, though it has nothing to do with whore 2

it's pretty much like yep this job sucks and isn't glamorous at all

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yinlock posted:

rural voter: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to remove it.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

crazy cloud posted:

he really is, chris fucken matthews is alex jones level insane but he puts a tie on and bottles it up 98% of the time. the glimpses of his madness that occasionally leak out are just wonderful

omg i know right :3:

like, my ideal date would be a double date with chris matthews and whomever he chooses to go see love actually


oh i would just ~D~I~E~

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
bernie sanders laughing at trump quote on cnn :pray:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

financially racist posted:

i'd trust aan alfa romeo that had been treated like poo poo to run better and last longer than a mint condition chrysler. they are just so loving poo poo.

I got me a Chrysler. It seats about twenty.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

the movie whore that ken russell directed is half-decent, though it has nothing to do with whore 2

it's pretty much like yep this job sucks and isn't glamorous at all

yah I actually know about the first Whore, it's ok

but just being greeted on the channel select with a giant WHORE 2

lol

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a helpful bear posted:

he's the worst kind of centrist blowhard too

I'M REAL TOUGH ON BOTH SIDES. I'M REAL EVEN. EQUAL ANGER

"Is Trump really a genius!?" - Chris Matthews

he is stupid about everything he is the best american :911:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
greta van cistern and chris matthews shsould lthelma and louise it

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

I just wanted to bbe a president

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