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PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
lol trump is blaming the military for the dead seal

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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Play posted:

I honestly don't think he can read fast enough to do that, and when he does it's painfully obvious, he knows he looks like a child trying to understand a new word he read, so to avoid that he will go on his crazy tangents and there will be bountiful lols for us all

I think what happens is that he loses speed with the teleprompter, then tries to add lib but he doesn't know anything about the subject he's talking about so he's a blue bang just becomes compounding superlatives. That's where we get bigley and tremendous

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Lil Peeler posted:

I think what happens is that he loses speed with the teleprompter, then tries to add lib but he doesn't know anything about the subject he's talking about so he's a blue bang just becomes compounding superlatives. That's where we get bigley and tremendous

Lol loses speed? This dude already takes 30 minutes a day to stumble his way through reminding us that he had the biggest win in the history of winning.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Is this going to be the longest he's spoken at one go, like.... Ever?


LOL

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

bag em and tag em posted:

*Trump scrolls through facebook sees pocture of sad hobo with "why do we give money to other countries if there are homeless vets in the USA?" On it*

*Trump nods sagely, and writes down 0.00 in the state department budget box*

Lol.


I'd like to upsize my lol to an lmao please

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I keep lolling when I remember America voted in Trump.

That's like the UK voting in one of the Chuckle Brothers.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

The Chuckle Brothers would be more competent at running a country

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

PantsandCola posted:

lol trump is blaming the military for the dead seal
Checks out. He's the commander in chief of the military!

cnut
May 3, 2016

Room for another lol?

https://twitter.com/stpeteyontweety/status/830750030088765440

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
all this talk of trump's semi-literacy reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7cQAjZsJI

and I watched it again and had another good lol

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Cthulu Carl posted:

Is this going to be the longest he's spoken at one go, like.... Ever?


LOL

His first solo press conference was like 90 mins

Remember how many lols that produced

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Play posted:

Yeah, supposed to be 70-90 minutes or some poo poo like that. I can't imagine it will be anything other than a disaster because I don't think Donald can really read more than a sentence or two at a time, he'll cover that up with his (literally retarded-sounding) non-sequitors and assorted bullshit he's always spewing. On the downside, there won't be questions or anything but at the very least there's nothing he could potentially do that would make him seem presidential, much less presidential for OVER AN HOUR. That's literally impossible for a man who was never the sharpest tool in the shed and now seems to be suffering badly from dementia mixed with insane narcissism.

i cant wait

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

cool new Metroid game posted:

The Chuckle Brothers would be more competent at running a country
Trump: To me!
Obama: To you!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Romes128 posted:

His first solo press conference was like 90 mins

Remember how many lols that produced

My cup runneth over with lols with the new ones replacing the old, so no. No I do not remember.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
The only think trickling over in america is the lols.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Trickle-down lolnomics.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

This is why the ancient proverb states: once you try black you don't go back.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
20 more minutes until we're overwhelmed with laughter

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
I thought this would be a State of the Union address but apparently it isn't. Just an address to Congress.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

they've released excerpts from the speech, and it's typical SUPPORT ARE TROOPS fluff. But lol if you think Trump is going to stick to the script.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

He'll stick to it for maybe 10 minutes before he goes off the rails, but he may shock us tonight.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Dizz posted:

The only think trickling over in america is the lols.

And the piss from trumps bedroom

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Imagine the dreams we can dream if I didnt slash funding for all dream related things! Imagine it, dream about it. Hope.

Thats what I gathered from the excerpts so far. Lol.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I thought his victory speech was sane and conciliatory. Of course I was in a drunken stupor by that point and in a state of shock so maybe I'm misremembering

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I gotta watch this . The largest watched nom sotu ever

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Moridin920 posted:

i still think about this image sometimes and laugh



8 years
8 years
6 months

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Moridin920 posted:

i still think about this image sometimes and laugh



Kill
Marry
Cuck

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

here we go

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
PREPARE FOR LOLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVCX6tniS9g Trump's address to Congress live stream

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/836756537897005057

welp

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
He's late.

Maybe they're sobering him up in the back or something.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I started a chat room if anyone wants to join

https://us21.chatzy.com/63822989171020

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

WATCH TRUMP START A loving WAR

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005


It's a shame Easy D will never figure out that the radical part of that implies that the vast majority of Muslims are okay or even pretty good "dudes"

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poo poo Trump got himself a fitted suit and a haircut, straight up presidential now

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I just finished reading Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said and hoo boy is 2016-17 giving me more lols than ever

Aades
Nov 28, 2005

Guns Up!


He got quite the standing lol-vation there

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOSaIvkDO6g ABC's feed is much better

lol standing ovation for every sentence

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

citizens of sub america

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
this is so hilariously fake and forced

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