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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw
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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

Bevin would be an odd choice

I would love this.

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
It's too bad that earthquake didn't swallow up Washington DC.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 I hope Franken just starts yelling BORING BORING BOOOOOORING

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

 the democrats have decided after much thought and reflection that their response is best given by an old white dude from the deep south

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CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
PLEASE STOP SAYING VERY

FOR gently caress SAKE

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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

 Really bad TV

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Ha at stopping drugs

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treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

BeOSPOS posted:

omg I just realized trump is president :stare:

quote this if you are also deeply confused and saddened about this

:(

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


 Unless there's a Democratic response, I'm probably out too. Boring, sad, and low energy.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 stay down dems

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

Bevin would be an odd choice

Whoops, but this would actually be hilarious

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 why is bernie hanging out with the generals

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
My god Trump is fat.

Also bad.

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a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
 lockHEEEED

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
i can't loving believe im watching donald trump give a speech to a joint session of congress as POTUS

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Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
no concrete plans to stop hate crimes or anti-Semitism

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/read-the-entire-text-of-president-donald-trumps-speech-to-congress/

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comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


 Trump lives for the applause. he is feeding off that poo poo so hard.

or he didn't like having to denounce the hate at the beginning

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

tadashi posted:

Also, Keith is sitting next to DWS. TURN LEFT, KEITH

http://www.theonion.com/article/tanned-exquisitely-coiffed-bernie-sanders-tells-su-50589

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
lockHEED the inDUStry

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009

triple sulk posted:

he wants to go ad libs so bad right now

the extra superlatives are slipping in it's only a matter of time

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

blue squares posted:

why is bernie hanging out with the generals

full communist military revolution now, duh

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
aw man that list of talking points released earlier today was accurate

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

 pelosi stone cold

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Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
drugs are going to stop, because no one can afford their prescriptions anymore

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vohNUTTx3A

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Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf
our terrible drug epidemic that is definitely not caused by legal drugs :ssh:

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 hooooly poo poo taking credit for the stock market is such a loving dangerous game

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Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
Pelosi ain't having it

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao

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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

blue squares posted:

why is bernie hanging out with the generals

Clearly plotting for the left wing coup.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
now it's sounding like trump. grandstanding, egomaniacal platitudes :thumbsup:

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 WAS THAT LAUGHTER

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comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011

blue squares posted:

why is bernie hanging out with the generals

theyre going to shield his body once the coup starts

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Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

 Gov. Beshear did some good work with the ACA in Kentucky. I imagine he'll drive home just how good it's been for the state. He's a pretty good guy, but as a Hoosier I haven't known a good governor since O'Bannon.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

Aliquid posted:

hooooly poo poo taking credit for the stock market is such a loving dangerous game

for donald, it's really not. if it goes down (when it goes down), he'll blame obama's shadow government or clinton's benghazi saboteurs

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

 ad libs begin here

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Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

tadashi posted:

Also, Keith is sitting next to DWS. TURN LEFT, KEITH

yea makes me sick

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
drink the water you old bitch

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007

comingafteryouall posted:

theyre going to shield his body once the coup starts

Execute Order 1%

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