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I think it's funny that Everett True, who so frequently assaults dog-kickers and horse-beaters, would kill a parrot.
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Apparently Everett True is biased for mammals. Or maybe just biased against birds, considering that time he killed a chicken for getting in his yard.
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Kennel posted:Nancy Have you ever smelled a comic strip? 'Cause this one stinks.
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Everett True would probably kill a dog if it annoyed
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Problem is Spidey, with a room that size you could probably fight for days.
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goatface posted:Problem is Spidey, with a room that size you could probably fight for days. No, see, the Kingpin is big so he needs more air, while Spidey has the proportional lungs of a spider.
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e: ^ ^ ^ mother fucker!goatface posted:Problem is Spidey, with a room that size you could probably fight for days. No, no, you see Kingpin's lungs are bigger, therefore he needs more air. By webbing up the A/C system, Kingpin will use up all the air in the giant conference room in a matter of minutes, whereas Spidey has the relative oxygen needs of a spider.
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I love that we actually both separately made the exact same jokes at pretty much the same time. I shouldn't have spent that extra minute typing!
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NRVNQSR posted:But Wally doesn't have any political opinions. The joke would work better - comparatively speaking - with literally any other member of the cast. Even the robot. D: "You've never voted?" W: "It's too much of a hassle." A: "See? You're encouraging morons to vote. That can't possibly be good." Captain_Maclaine posted:'E'S BLEEDIN' DEMISED! Kennel posted:Dustin
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NRVNQSR posted:But Wally doesn't have any political opinions. The joke would work better - comparatively speaking - with literally any other member of the cast. Even the robot. Actually it's a spot on description of Scott Adams. also someone pls make an edit of a naked Everett True bashing Spider-Man over some minor offense tia
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Haifisch posted:
So, basically this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3SY-esdJw&t=1580s
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F Minus Mary Worth  Iris is going to do it. She's ready to eat sandwiches again. Rex Morgan MD  Wait they bought Harwood's old place, and Harwood bought their old place? I don't remember that. Or did Sarah find the comics in the old house as they were clearing it out? Secret Agent X-9  Apartment 3-G  Mr Ramage is played today by Terence Stamp.
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Kennel posted:Nancy The record in question: 
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"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare: crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving." "We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig... cow after cow... village after village... army after army..." "The horror. The horror."
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Poil posted:According to the Dilbert cartoon Wally has severe voting apathy. I guess that would be offensive. To hear D&D tell it the people who didn't vote and still felt no particular guilt about it after the election were more like Hitler than literal neo-Nazis. Nenonen posted:Actually it's a spot on description of Scott Adams. Also this. Tracksuit   The game of rock paper scissors originates in Asia and is commonly used to resolve disputes with more than two people through the use of rounds. Mother From Another Country  I feel compelled to use goofy dialect at all times now even when her speech is completely parsable. edit: noticed a typo Some Guy TT fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Mar 1, 2017 |
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King Aroo (January 1, 1952) Nancy (February 17, 1944)  Wash Tubbs (October 17, 1929)  Gasoline Alley (November 15, 1923)  Lil' Abner (July 14, 1937)  Barney Google (November 16, 1922)  Alley Oop (February 15, 1934) 
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Heathcliff Piranha Club  Dick Tracy  Judge Parker  9 Blabbermouth Boulevard 
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Aardmania posted:9 Blabbermouth Boulevard The Classic Dinette Set uses a color wheel.  Working Daze is...uh...  Super-Fun-Pak-Comix was just making conversation. 
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Evil Mastermind posted:I'm pretty sure someone called this ages ago. Also, what the hell is with those expressions in the last panel? Are they realizing that their own relationships are just as shallow? I'm pretty sure they're realizing 
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Mark Trail Pearls Before Swine  The Phantom  Pooch Café 
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Haifisch posted:How is this consistently so good? Seriously. I feel pretty lucky that this is the only place it and Chief Dharma are available in English. Arlo and Janis  "Hi, Bob" Arlo and Janis Classic (Jan. 3, 1994)  Garfield Classic (Jan. 3, 1984) 
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Shugojin posted:
Perfect. A lesser artist would have added a caption.
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Julet Esqu posted:I'm pretty sure they're realizing That was my take too. Ugh
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Since the new fatal farm uploads I can't stop reading Garfield strips like lasagna cat VAs and the cow bell plinking and canned laughter at the end. It's not just me right?
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The Bloop posted:That was my take too. Ugh Yeah, a straight guy can't possibly have any interest in women's clothes or hair. Buni  Rhymes with Orange  Pros and Cons 
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Darthemed posted:Ripley's I cannot believe they didn't go for the "four score and seven beers ago" joke. It was RIGHT THERE.
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Darthemed posted:Ripley's The triumphant return of Hagar the Historical.
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