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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Squizzle posted:

if elected to the senate i will ignore all legislative work and instead sneak into my esteemed republican colleagues offices while they are voting and debating, , and I will quietly wait behind a door or some furniture.

when they come back i will leap at them like a snarling bobcat and begin striking them about the head and chest w a length of nautical rope, which i will bring

vote me

you make a compelling case

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Solarin posted:

gently caress hugh hewit lol gross

is he the cum gravy dipstick

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Agrajag posted:

yup this guy is loving disgusting also

"we need to listen to trump differently"

this is an actual thing gently caress this gross piece of poo poo

trump gets teh special rules!

hewitt is a colossal turd

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

i bet he has chocolate milk every day and feels like hes livin it up

"And today, Mr. Ruffles, we're cutting entitlements! AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!"

~*sob*~

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
nu-metal was actually good and an interesting art movement that fused white and black cultures.

family values tours had headlining acts of both races. but the heavy metal community in the years since lapsed into racism, nordicism and neo-hobbitry.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

UV_Catastrophe posted:

nature's mercy killing

yes, nature's anesthesia

nature's lil tap onna back of the neck

end this madness

maximum meteor strikes NOW

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Trazz posted:

Alan Grayson? Al Franken?

iirc grayson and wiener were just hucksters and while i like franken, he isn't really calling for wall parades for bankers or anything

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



"President Softens Tone in Outlining Goals"

ok nyt youre starting to lose me

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



everyone freaking out about pundits doing a lot of WELL ACTUALLY tonight need to remember that they're less popular than trump is

they're only convincing people that want to be convinced that trump isn't pissdolf shitler

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



though wapo aint much better w/"A less hard-line Trump calls for ‘new chapter of American greatness’"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
in here out there cucks everywhere lamo

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the gently caress is chris matthews talking about... ever?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Business Gorillas posted:

iirc grayson and wiener were just hucksters and while i like franken, he isn't really calling for wall parades for bankers or anything

frankens a good national candidate because for a lot of reasons and one of them is that he can sound like a reasonable person someones balding uncle would consider voting for, but can also speak the language of the sassy angry folks

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
liberals are the only ones that actually pay money for media outlets like nyt and wapo anymore


so lol @ them for sealing their own fates i guess

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

though wapo aint much better w/"A less hard-line Trump calls for ‘new chapter of American greatness’"

shouldn't the end of that headline be "whatever the gently caress that means"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Squizzle posted:

frankens a good national candidate because for a lot of reasons and one of them is that he can sound like a reasonable person someones balding uncle would consider voting for, but can also speak the language of the sassy angry folks

yup!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Baloogan posted:

in here out there cucks everywhere lamo

turn on your monitor

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

everyone freaking out about pundits doing a lot of WELL ACTUALLY tonight need to remember that they're less popular than trump is

they're only convincing people that want to be convinced that trump isn't pissdolf shitler

it seems like the republicans are really banking on this taking the heat off of trump, so the response is particularly focused

it'll probably work until trump opens his dumb mouth again

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

triple sulk posted:

"President Softens Tone in Outlining Goals"

ok nyt youre starting to lose me

triple sulk posted:

though wapo aint much better w/"A less hard-line Trump calls for ‘new chapter of American greatness’"

*earnestly believes that if i'm nice to trump he'll be less fascist*

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Wikkheiser posted:

nu-metal was actually good and an interesting art movement that fused white and black cultures.

family values tours had headlining acts of both races. but the heavy metal community in the years since lapsed into racism, nordicism and neo-hobbitry.

No.

The Judgement Night soundtrack was an interesting art movement that fused white and black cultures.

Nu-Metal was the disgusting afterbirth that repackaged it all into a really lovely pop-music movement that made a lot of white people really rich.

Also Body Count has a new album out. NO LIVES MATTER.

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
hugh Hewitt gently caress you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ffs people trump did soften his tone and that is a newsworthy development given what came before

No one should be impressed by it, nor give him credit as a statesman/human because of it, but after a month + the entire campaign of hot air turdman and his softdicked bully-swagger, its legit news that he tries a different rhetorical approach in his most major speech of the year (barring a tragedy)

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

a cat irl posted:

hugh Hewitt gently caress you

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
I gotta tell you Jim, I'm shocked my feed is still running in the back of this relocation truck. I'll be honest with you and the audience, that Trump Trooper pistol-whipping the back of my head started to get a rise out of me but when I looked him in the eye, for the brief moment before I was thrown into the previously mentioned relocation truck headed to a work camp, I saw goodness. A soft light. I think this is a new day for the Trump Regency!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



UV_Catastrophe posted:

liberals are the only ones that actually pay money for media outlets like nyt and wapo anymore


so lol @ them for sealing their own fates i guess

i always thought it was super weird watching news outlets roast clinton for the entire election considering trump supporters already hated their fuckin guts and sanders supporters (read: everyone under 35) just gets their news online now anyways

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


lmao this old man from FL on C-Span callers sounded like he was about to cry about Democrats not going to the speech or not standing up or something?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
baloogan probating people for "lf poo poo" is p hilarious in the context of him having the gimmick of being a deranged alkie moron shouting high school nihilist jokes about loving nuclear war

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Squizzle posted:

frankens a good national candidate because for a lot of reasons and one of them is that he can sound like a reasonable person someones balding uncle would consider voting for, but can also speak the language of the sassy angry folks

Also he's a celebrity and a familiar name even if you aren't aware of why he's a celebrity and it's 2017 and this is America

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

the gently caress is chris matthews talking about... ever?

his brain is red hot mush

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

before speech: Desperate for Presidential Leadership, Republicans Find Little

after speech: Ever a Showman, Donald Trump Keeps Washington Guessing

guys i know you really really want a return to the obama days when you didn't have to journalism but it's not happening

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


GrimGypsy posted:

I had a ton of homework to do and forgot about this dumb idiot's dumb speech for idiots, can anyone give me the cliffnotes?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Squizzle posted:

frankens a good national candidate because for a lot of reasons and one of them is that he can sound like a reasonable person someones balding uncle would consider voting for, but can also speak the language of the sassy angry folks

i mean i completely agree but i'm still not going to call franken a leftist until he beats manchin's skull in with a shillelagh and demands full socialism now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

baloogan probating people for "lf poo poo" is p hilarious in the context of him having the gimmick of being a deranged alkie moron shouting high school nihilist jokes about loving nuclear war

"gimmick"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Yinlock posted:

it seems like the republicans are really banking on this taking the heat off of trump, so the response is particularly focused

it'll probably work until trump opens his dumb mouth again

yeah great take the focus off trump so everyone can instead focus on how their Grannystarver Act of 2017 is progressing through committee, good plan guys

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Baloogan posted:

in here out there cucks everywhere lamo

so come back home and have some skin in the game

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




that doesnt mean he had any workable policies or indeed meaning, but he's been defined by his tone and tonight he took a markedly different one

i dont think itll last long but tomorrow it deserves a spot above the fold (especially given the aforementioned lack of real content to dig into)

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





you loving expatriate nazi cuck

or whatever

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

ffs people trump did soften his tone and that is a newsworthy development given what came before

No one should be impressed by it, nor give him credit as a statesman/human because of it, but after a month + the entire campaign of hot air turdman and his softdicked bully-swagger, its legit news that he tries a different rhetorical approach in his most major speech of the year (barring a tragedy)

this is also true but we're still allowed to be mad about it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

i mean i completely agree but i'm still not going to call franken a leftist until he beats manchin's skull in with a shillelagh and demands full socialism now

personally hes going to have to show up with Sessions scalp on the end of a stick before im satisfied

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

paranoid randroid posted:

baloogan probating people for "lf poo poo" is p hilarious in the context of him having the gimmick of being a deranged alkie moron shouting high school nihilist jokes about loving nuclear war
calling for the deaths of individuals = no go

but lol if you don't call for nuclear death of everyone

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