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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Iceland is the Japan of Northern Europe. They have weird food, insular culture, and everyone totally wants to learn their language they just have too much going on right now.

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Svartvit
Jun 18, 2005

al-Qabila samaa Bahth
Clever refugees absolutely RUINED financial system of failing @iceland. Very bad!

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I take it back iceland sucks too,

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The entire island has 330 thousand people, less than half of what Copenhagen, Oslo and Stockholm each have in their city proper alone. Accidental incest is a real problem, to the point where some clever person developed a smartphone app that checks how far separated you are from the person you're hitting on and if it's okay to bang him/her.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
All I know about Iceland is that a good podcast will do a live recording there and I'd go if I had the money.

Also, some interesting restaurants.

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
as a child it really hosed me up that Yoshi had his own iceland, and that nintendo somehow missunderstood what iceland was all about.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Well, that's not emotionally manipulative at all:

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE

evilmiera posted:

Kadern for rörlig tvättanstallt will save us!

Would you want to be liberated by someone with stinking underpants?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

https://twitter.com/sweden/status/836465777859518464

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
it's funny because these sardonic remarks still won't make our problem areas any less controlled by criminals

people joke about mad max but where is the law and order

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

I think the joke flew over your head.

Wooper
Oct 16, 2006

Champion draGoon horse slayer. Making Lancers weep for their horsies since 2011. Viva Dickbutt.
I love the smell of napalm in the förort.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Out of curiosity, have the Police seen a rise in funding to cope with the intake of refugees? I have only been here a year and only recently learned about a bizarre ceremony known as 'the budget walk.'

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Dirk Pitt posted:

Out of curiosity, have the Police seen a rise in funding to cope with the intake of refugees? I have only been here a year and only recently learned about a bizarre ceremony known as 'the budget walk.'

Police funding has increased by roughly 2 billion SEK during the last five years but I don't know if I would attribute that to refugees. The only real extension of their responsibilities was in 2015 with the enactment of the border controls. All of the real costs of refugee reception fall under Migrationsverket, the administrative courts and the municipal budgets. :raise:

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Heard sweden reintroduced conscription again. Guess that whole professional army stuff wasn't working out:
https://svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2017/03/02/sverige-aterinfor-varnplikten

Retarded Goatee
Feb 6, 2010
I spent :10bux: so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.
Gender neutral conscription is Cool and Good.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

His Divine Shadow posted:

Heard sweden reintroduced conscription again. Guess that whole professional army stuff wasn't working out:
https://svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2017/03/02/sverige-aterinfor-varnplikten

It was working unimaginably bad. A combination of the military being way too picky and short-sighted (For example, denying people because they didn't want to do foreign service one year and being short on reservists while pulling out of Afghanistan the next) and people joining GMU during the unemployment years with no intent to actually enter into the military once GMU was over.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

MiddleOne posted:

It was working unimaginably bad. A combination of the military being way too picky and short-sighted (For example, denying people because they didn't want to do foreign service one year and being short on reservists while pulling out of Afghanistan the next) and people joining GMU during the unemployment years with no intent to actually enter into the military once GMU was over.

Everything I have read shows that the military are still treating their staff like conscription was still a thing.
For someone who have done conscription, the signs are pretty clear on that and it is not a good thing.
Doing one year of military service is kinda OK just after graduation if you have the interest for it, but otherwise gently caress that.

For a professional military service to work, they need to start paying decent wages (even officers are underpaid if they don't do foreign service), have non-officer career paths and make it possible for their staff to gain experience that is useful outside of the military, classic example is truck driving licence.
In other words, they need to treat it as an actual job instead of service to your country.

It is the same bullshit as you see within academia, where it is unspokenly assumed that you should be grateful to be there and the people who are in still the organisation have either no non-military skills or are unsuitable to work in civilian life. When I did my conscription the large cuts happened and the good officers with telecommunication skills said "gently caress it" and went to Erikson without hesitation.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/innenriks/en-av-seks-i-norge-har-innvandrerbakgrunn/3423318592.html

"Norge fikk 26.400 flere innvandrere i 2016. Folk fra Afrika og Asia sto for 93 prosent av veksten. Til sammen har 16,8 prosent i Norge innvandrerbakgrunn i dag."

Hopefully they will leave when the welfare system breaks down and the only thing they get is crappy weather and a long winter.
I wonder if we also will end up with something like the Swedish Democrats?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Peace is good. Wealth is good. Welfare isn't the only thing that's keeping people from emigrating from this country. Norway isn't going to become shittier than Pakistan, so better start getting used to brown people.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Grevling posted:

Peace is good. Wealth is good. Welfare isn't the only thing that's keeping people from emigrating from this country. Norway isn't going to become shittier than Pakistan, so better start getting used to brown people.

I don't care about skin-color. I care about all the other stuff. We cannot continue to import NAV-clients. We do not have problems on a Swedish level but we will have that in the future. The golden oil age is gone
forever and we will no longer afford to bribe these people with welfare cash.

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
OR, get this, or it's entirely possible that a good percentage of the people who wish to take up residency there want to be employed and aren't all uniformly characterized as welfare kings and queens.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

Heinz Hynkel posted:

http://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/innenriks/en-av-seks-i-norge-har-innvandrerbakgrunn/3423318592.html

"Norge fikk 26.400 flere innvandrere i 2016. Folk fra Afrika og Asia sto for 93 prosent av veksten. Til sammen har 16,8 prosent i Norge innvandrerbakgrunn i dag."

Hopefully they will leave when the welfare system breaks down and the only thing they get is crappy weather and a long winter.
I wonder if we also will end up with something like the Swedish Democrats?

16.8% is not that far off from the 22% of Sweden. Different composition I would guess in education though (considering most of my course mates are among your immigrants in the oil industry and still working there)
Also, considering people on welfare in Nordic countries are richer than a majority of the worlds population, the welfare system has to be basically abolished for that to happen.
Finally, I thought you already had FrP as your populist party?

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

These people who have traveled across half the world in hazardous conditions are probably very lazy

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Neeksy posted:

OR, get this, or it's entirely possible that a good percentage of the people who wish to take up residency there want to be employed and aren't all uniformly characterized as welfare kings and queens.

You need open jobs for that. We simply cannot employ more people in the public sector and we don't have the private industry that Sweden has. So where are these magic jobs?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Neeksy posted:

OR, get this, or it's entirely possible that a good percentage of the people who wish to take up residency there want to be employed and aren't all uniformly characterized as welfare kings and queens.

Surely you jest? How am I supposed to sleep at night if I can't characterize them as sub-humans undeserving of my help?

Heinz Hynkel posted:

You need open jobs for that. We simply cannot employ more people in the public sector and we don't have the private industry that Sweden has. So where are these magic jobs?

Your economy is going to keep being a resource cursed joke no matter how many refugees you turn away. You know we didn't have oil so we actually had to try at this whole modern economy thing.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Cardiac posted:

Finally, I thought you already had FrP as your populist party?

Most of the parties in Norway are populist parties. FrP has been rather moderate after they got into power. I am sure lots of people are dissatisfied with them and will not vote for them again.
I got the feeling that Senterpartiet will be the new FrP. Will probably vote for them myself. They are so boring and reactionary but all the other parties are vile scum so there is not much choice.
We also got some people trying to start up some super liberalistic party but they seems totally insane and evil.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

The goal of having full employment for the vast majority of the population will inevitably become less and less feasible as automation goes on, which is why fully automated luxury communism UBI enough alcohol to forget how screwed we are.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Heinz Hynkel posted:


We also got some people trying to start up some super liberalistic party but they seems totally insane and evil.

Are you thinking of Liberalistene or the new Trump inspired one, because I know somebody who's apparently involved with the former

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

ThaumPenguin posted:

The goal of having full employment for the vast majority of the population will inevitably become less and less feasible as automation goes on, which is why fully automated luxury communism UBI enough alcohol to forget how screwed we are.


Yes. The future looks dark. The only solution may be borgerlønn (not sure what that is in English) but I cannot understand how that can work. You need to generate cash before you use it.
Full communism sounds painful.

Blackluck
Jun 26, 2012

Heinz Hynkel posted:

I got the feeling that Senterpartiet will be the new FrP. Will probably vote for them myself. They are so boring and reactionary but all the other parties are vile scum so there is not much choice.

The party is known in Norway for their support of high toll tariffs on foreign cheese and meat, called "toll protection", and their proposal to shoot all wolves in Norway

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Heinz Hynkel posted:

Yes. The future looks dark. The only solution may be borgerlønn (not sure what that is in English) but I cannot understand how that can work. You need to generate cash before you use it.
Full communism sounds painful.

Borgerlønn would be UBI, ie Universal Basic Income.

Full Stalinism would be pretty terrible yeah, I'm more interested in the libertarian socialist/anarcho-communist approaches myself.

And yeah I realise how contradictory both those terms may sound, they've been around for a long time.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

ThaumPenguin posted:

Are you thinking of Liberalistene or the new Trump inspired one, because I know somebody who's apparently involved with the former

http://www.nettavisen.no/politikk/liberalistene-vil-fjerne-velferdsstaten-avvikle-gratis-skole-og-apne-for-fri-innvandring/3423292169.html

I would not turn my back to anyone involved in that.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Blackluck posted:

their proposal to shoot all wolves in Norway

I don't support that. Even if they really are Russian wolves. But nobody agrees with all the policies a party got. I actually think its worse what they do against the wolverines.

Retarded Goatee
Feb 6, 2010
I spent :10bux: so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.
Please do not for peole who support lovely hybrid solutions for public procurement.

https://www.svd.se/kontroversiell-nks-modell-kan-anvandas-for-motorvagar/om/sverige

Blackluck
Jun 26, 2012

Heinz Hynkel posted:

I don't support that. Even if they really are Russian wolves. But nobody agrees with all the policies a party got. I actually think its worse what they do against the wolverines.

I'm not going to ask what they do against the wolverines, I'm depressed* enough as it is :(

(I'm an American* with interest in European politics.)

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013


Christ.

Rich cyberpunk LARPers are just the worst

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Heinz Hynkel posted:

You need open jobs for that. We simply cannot employ more people in the public sector and we don't have the private industry that Sweden has. So where are these magic jobs?

Now here's a free tip for you, the problem here isn't immigrants, it's lovely-rear end neoliberal governments who keep pushing an utterly failed economic model because this benefits their owners.

Heinz Hynkel
Nov 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Blackluck posted:

I'm not going to ask what they do against the wolverines, I'm depressed* enough as it is :(

(I'm an American* with interest in European politics.)

They track down the dens, drags out the cubs and seal-club them.

Both farmers and the Sami HATE the natural predators. It almost get comical how they inflate the number of sheep and deer that get killed.

This monster was supposed to kill 18844 deer in one year. Northern Norway must have been a horrid slaughter field.

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ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Cerebral Bore posted:

Now here's a free tip for you, the problem here isn't immigrants, it's lovely-rear end neoliberal governments who keep pushing an utterly failed economic model because this benefits their owners.

Agreed completely.

I'd add something about how the inherent structure of capitalism made this practically inevitable, but I'm too much of a scrub

ThaumPenguin fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Mar 2, 2017

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