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the feels when you get a guaranteed switch from gamestop just for giving the mgr your sister's number feels good
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:the feels when you get a guaranteed switch from gamestop just for giving the mgr your sister's number I too would sell my sister to the sperg men for 1 Nintenblow
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Mar 1, 2017 16:28
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Oscar Wild posted:Lol, brb gonna buy 4 lovely non backlit game boy advance to play a lovely diablo clone. Also zelda 4 swords. Hey man, that's why I said if.
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Mar 1, 2017 16:31
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Dear sister, suck the Game manager's dick so I can save the princess, Zelda of legend
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Mar 1, 2017 16:33
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gently caress it I don't gotta see his dick
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Mar 1, 2017 16:49
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Why not!!??
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Mar 1, 2017 16:56
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Lol 6.7 why don't you just buy a loving Ouya?
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Mar 1, 2017 16:58
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if you have to ask, that person already has one. engraved package and all.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Hey man, that's why I said if. Yes, and obviously Nintendo is still the dumpster of money that is peripheral tech. Base cost is 300, but actual cost including one game is like $500. Memory card, controller, game, and power adapter not included. Ps4 slim is like $300 with a game on amazon. At least the game cube was only 200.
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Mar 1, 2017 17:10
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a bone to pick posted:Gamecube was easily the best nintendo console, they should make a gamecube U. ban plz mods
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Mar 1, 2017 17:12
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Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles was really cool and innovative for its time. It's a shame SE will never make a real modern sequel with the same multiplayer concept.
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a bone to pick posted:Gamecube was easily the best nintendo console, they should make a gamecube U. they did it was called the Wii
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Rutibex posted:they did it was called the Wii I had one of those but it sucked, the only good game was super mario galaxy
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a bone to pick posted:I had one of those but it sucked, the only good game was super mario galaxy Someone never played escape from bug island
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Mar 1, 2017 18:16
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im gonna boot up this fuckin epic zelda tomorrow night at 1:32 am and marvel at the first 100/100 rated game of all time, and then 10 minutes later turn it off because its still a dumb rear end crayon pissfest and sucks rear end, thanks again shitguru myassmoto
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Mar 1, 2017 18:25
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:shitguru myassmoto Mods please, name change
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Mar 1, 2017 18:25
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Lol, Nintendo. All you gotta do is fuckin' release a console with decent specs, then you get 3rd party support and everyone will buy it because Nintendo games are good, and if people can get their call of doody and their battlefield aswell it's a compelling product. Instead we get this lovely garbage underpowered tablet that's gonna have like one good game a year and is absolutely not a compelling product. It's so loving easy, why do they do this
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Mar 1, 2017 18:32
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*hears "wide variety of games"* *closes video, smh*
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:im gonna boot up this fuckin epic zelda tomorrow night at 1:32 am and marvel at the first 100/100 rated game of all time, and then 10 minutes later turn it off because its still a dumb rear end crayon pissfest and sucks rear end, thanks again shitguru myassmoto Mods, please change my username to dumb rear end crayon pissfest
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Mar 1, 2017 18:37
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the wii sucked rear end something royal
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Bardeh posted:Lol, Nintendo. All you gotta do is fuckin' release a console with decent specs, then you get 3rd party support and everyone will buy it because Nintendo games are good, and if people can get their call of doody and their battlefield aswell it's a compelling product. Instead we get this lovely garbage underpowered tablet that's gonna have like one good game a year and is absolutely not a compelling product. It's so loving easy, why do they do this It's really the dumbest loving thing. Even if they were in love with their dumb loving gimmicks, they could still hedge their bets by having rough parity with the big consoles and still have their gimmicks as an added feature to incentivise sales.
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Mar 1, 2017 18:41
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Lol that the best Nintendo system in the last 5+ years is the Nintendo Raspberry Pi
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Mar 1, 2017 18:46
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omg its a loving piece of poo poo lmfao, their brand new game barely hits 30fps and the desync issue is even worse than previously thought.
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Mar 1, 2017 18:47
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:It's really the dumbest loving thing. Even if they were in love with their dumb loving gimmicks, they could still hedge their bets by they learned the completely wrong lesson from the wii. before then, all their consoles were basically normal, bugshit controllers notwithstanding. the wii sold like hell on the strength of its gimmick, but people only realized it was dumb bullshit that played like trash after it'd sold a bazillion units. then the wiiu came which was a gimmick in itself, though a somewhat more workable one than the wii. Never mind the weird brand confusion in calling that thing the wiiu. I figure they dont want to get into the weird power arms race that's cropped up between sony and MS, but gently caress. somebody somewhere in that multinational corporation must know that motion controls are garbage and always have been. the fact that they wont make a good metroid game and instead double down on crap like ARMS tells you all you need to know about nintendo
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Mar 1, 2017 18:48
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i'm prolly gonna buy it for zelda tbh metroid sucks and the wii was dope because smash bros
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Moridin920 posted:i'm prolly gonna buy it for zelda tbh if ur just buying it for zelda why not get the cheaper nintendo failure: the wiiwu
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Mar 1, 2017 18:52
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i already have a wii u too lol idk 'cuz i'm a stupid consumer 
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Mar 1, 2017 18:56
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If spending $300 on a Switch on a video game console is breaking the bank for you, then you have more problems than posting in GBS about it.
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Mar 1, 2017 19:01
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Like, I want to play Zelda real bad, it looks awesome and I'm sure it's gonna be awesome. Sure, it's a sub 30fps 900p game in 2017, but I'm sure it'll still be fun. But I won't because  I'm not buying a WiiU and the Switch is a piece of crap that won't have any games.
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Bardeh posted:Like, I want to play Zelda real bad, it looks awesome and I'm sure it's gonna be awesome. Sure, it's a sub 30fps 900p game in 2017, but I'm sure it'll still be fun. But I won't because so buy it, play it, and sell it for, like, 20 bucks less. or dont??
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actually I take it all back because motherfuckin Vroom in the Night Sky is a launch title. nintendo really securing these sick exclusives outta nowhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBmZIIk9VQQ
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Bardeh posted:actually I take it all back because motherfuckin Vroom in the Night Sky is a launch title. nintendo really securing these sick exclusives outta nowhere this will be great for the creepy nintendo fan itt that jacks off to loli hentai
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The issue is that Nintendo insists on profiting from hardware, so they release underpowered crap for too much money. Also, having one notable game at launch is a disaster. If this thing was half the price, and had a dozen classic game IPs at launch, it'd sell like hotcakes. Was the portability really necessary? They're cannibalizing their business.
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You don't need 30 FPS. Your brain can't even handle more than 24. Learn maths!!
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I resent the switch because nintendo handhelds are basically the best part of nintendo and now because they've made a hybrid that isn't very good at being a console (power) or a handheld (portability and battery life) they're probably gonna double down on this design and not release an actually good handheld for another cycle of consoles. Hopefully someone at nintendo gets the incredibly obvious idea of making a "Switch-lite" or something that gives up on doing both at once, shrinks it, gives it a longer battery life, and takes away the disconnecting controller gimmick.
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ArbitraryC posted:Hopefully someone at nintendo gets the incredibly obvious idea of making a "Switch-lite" or something that gives up on doing both at once, shrinks it, gives it a longer battery life, and takes away the disconnecting controller gimmick. Yeah it's called a PS Vita and it's a piece of poo poo that nobody wants
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ArbitraryC posted:I resent the switch because nintendo handhelds are basically the best part of nintendo and now because they've made a hybrid that isn't very good at being a console (power) or a handheld (portability and battery life) they're probably gonna double down on this design and not release an actually good handheld for another cycle of consoles. it has the same battery life as the 3ds hth
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https://youtu.be/8JV8v7WC6Ck Why did this deserve a video? The other consoles have been doing this for ages.
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My favorite part of looking in the Games thread is when people talk about how they're going to buy some lovely indie game for the third time because now they can play it on some new piece of trash
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maybe i'll wait and see if someone buys it for my gf first
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