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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




triple sulk posted:

agree and im glad to share it w/all of u

:yossame::glomp:

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
oh man it took its fkn time but the hangover has finally arrived and boy o boi is it a doozy! the next 3hrs are gonna be fkn slow torture 4 sure

(((im never drinking again)))

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Yes it was very drizzly this morning near my office https://youtu.be/sTin0WtubyI

(Not my video)

A stop sign was ripped from the ground and chucked through the neighboring office front door along with a parked car that literally got blown across the parking lot and into a ditch. Lol

for the last couple of months every time there are high winds here in DC it seems to knock the traffic camera at the end of the block by Comet Ping Pong around and all the pizzagate people freak out that a coverup is happening

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Mariana Horchata posted:

oh man it took its fkn time but the hangover has finally arrived and boy o boi is it a doozy! the next 3hrs are gonna be fkn slow torture 4 sure

(((im never drinking again)))

u will be drinking in approx 7.5 hrs when the next dumb trump story comes out

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Mariana Horchata posted:

oh man it took its fkn time but the hangover has finally arrived and boy o boi is it a doozy! the next 3hrs are gonna be fkn slow torture 4 sure

(((im never drinking again)))

After several years of brutally intense hangovers, I eventually trained myself to not drink enough to cause that to happen. I've gotten good at it.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




logikv9 posted:

reagan reagan

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

for the last couple of months every time there are high winds here in DC it seems to knock the traffic camera at the end of the block by Comet Ping Pong around and all the pizzagate people freak out that a coverup is happening

Dars a storm a brewin. Feels like rapening weather. I can feelr in mah knee.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sobriety is p cool

Def mix it in from time to time

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

paranoid randroid posted:

First Citizen Braeydaen Announces Public Execution of Hedge Fund Managers

what fashions are in while attending a guillotine party

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

euphronius posted:

Sobriety is p cool

Def mix it in from time to time

mod!??!s

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

triple sulk posted:

u will be drinking in approx 7.5 hrs when the next dumb trump story comes out

i swear on the star of ZDR that I, Mariana Horchata, will not consume ethyl alcohol at any time within the next 24hrs starting at the time of this post :toxx:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mariana Horchata posted:

oh man it took its fkn time but the hangover has finally arrived and boy o boi is it a doozy! the next 3hrs are gonna be fkn slow torture 4 sure

(((im never drinking again)))

you gotta hydrate in between drinks

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mariana Horchata posted:

i swear on the star of ZDR that I, Mariana Horchata, will not consume ethyl alcohol at any time within the next 24hrs starting at the time of this post :toxx:

Ur gonna do a weed arn't u?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Admiral Ray posted:

$50 for all vaccinations and neutered/spayed and dewormed at the animal rescue i grew up near.

I'm sorry sir your credit's not good enough to approve this Golden Retriever lease without at least a 50% down payment, but can I interest you in a box turtle for only $29.99 a month?

In my lifetime I fully expect you'll be able to finance a child from J.P. Morgan.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
The other night I didn't have even one drink of alcohol. I'm going to try to do that again some day soon.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Gringostar posted:

what fashions are in while attending a guillotine party

steel toed Uggs

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Just lmao if you don't wear a camel back filled with rum and coke at all times

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
its sexually arousing that trump's team/the right wing media is so stupid they're literally trying to pin the success of the stock market to trump because it shows despite their wins they have not learned at all since 2007

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/837015723746725890

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

paranoid randroid posted:

steel toed Uggs

:circlefap:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
One time my family got a rescue dog. It came with Parvo. Too bad for us :(
We spent $5,000 to try to save the dog and it still had to be put down. Good times.

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

radical meme posted:

Yeah, he gets props for acting presidential. But it's only Wednesday.

Yeah, he did this a couple of times when campaigning and everyone went "Is this it? Is this The Pivot we've been waiting for?"
And then he poo poo all over himself within a few days, or someone else dumped a nice steaming scandal onto his head.

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Itzena fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Mar 1, 2017

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Gringostar posted:

what fashions are in while attending a guillotine party

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I got a cat for twenty dollars lmao if you care what breed your animal is beyond "cutie pie"

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
This is it, guys.

Trump 7.0

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Fullhouse posted:

I got a cat for twenty dollars lmao if you care what breed your animal is beyond "cutie pie"

Cat's can usually be free though as they aren't caught easily by animal control and are in your backyard rn prolly. To be fair though, my cat was a kitten separated from its mom in my backyard. I get sad when adult cats are very mistrustful of people because they were probably hosed with before.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mariana Horchata posted:

oh man it took its fkn time but the hangover has finally arrived and boy o boi is it a doozy! the next 3hrs are gonna be fkn slow torture 4 sure

(((im never drinking again)))


A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Shab posted:

This is it, guys.

Trump 7.0

the President of Presidents expansion pack

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Lmao watching this '97 law and order episode where a bunch of militia wackos get arrested. Super funny, fringed flags and everything. This poo poo never went away.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

no pickles on me atm but i did just get dabbed up in the baño and it's literally saving my life rn

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Nonsense posted:

Cat's can usually be free though as they aren't caught easily by animal control and are in your backyard rn prolly. To be fair though, my cat was a kitten separated from its mom in my backyard. I get sad when adult cats are very mistrustful of people because they were probably hosed with before.

my family has had 5 cats since I was a kid, only 1 of them came from a pound. the other 4 found our house and my bleeding heart mom.

they were all good kitties

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/837021417757622273

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mariana Horchata posted:

no pickles on me atm but i did just get dabbed up in the baño and it's literally saving my life rn

I don't know how people survive hangovers with out weed.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Cats and dogs are priceless friends who should probably cost more than people because people are garbage. Adopt some pets and annoy them with garbage human hugs.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i would love to write books for a loving but i also dont want to be homeless and at the same time i have no time to wrote books

he says, posting on a comedy forum jn the middle of the workday

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mormonpartyboat posted:

pay coal miners in the coal they dug up

full coalcialism now

i read that as full cloacaism at first

which sounds pretty cool to be honest

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
dunk a dill pickle realdo

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Feminasty Slut posted:

Cats and dogs are priceless friends who should probably cost more than people because people are garbage. Adopt some pets and annoy them with garbage human hugs.

I adopted my shep and both of my cats from local shelters :)

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


this is a pretty great account

https://twitter.com/BreitbarkNews/status/826617300790935552

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Nonsense posted:

Cat's can usually be free though as they aren't caught easily by animal control and are in your backyard rn prolly. To be fair though, my cat was a kitten separated from its mom in my backyard. I get sad when adult cats are very mistrustful of people because they were probably hosed with before.

mine was a stray that just wandered into someone's house as a ~1yo which is surprising given that he's so cuddly

cats are super cool

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