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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Vertical Lime posted:

you probably lost money if you bet on this popping up today and won

https://twitter.com/tomtomorrow/status/837083824454578178

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https://twitter.com/EstBrahphet/status/837084638237634561

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

*journalist blindfolded, hands bound, back against the wall*

READY

"Don't worry, all that political capital will pay off eventually."

AIM

"I don't know if this is the appropriate time, though. Too soon after his last speech."

YOU'RE FIRED

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/lancehcramer/status/836993329384456192

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/837094945844514816

good advice imo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


yup

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

deadspin, good??

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

also announcing AG RuPaul would probably make Ron Paul real confused for an hour or so

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


anime was right posted:

everyone else gets marching orders. you know who gives those marching orders?

also millionaires only interested in ad revenue.

this is the era of patreon, cheaply hosted websites and podcasts that pull 50000 a month, all it take is one pointed question followed by raising enough he'll to get thrown out of a conference and your immediately The Last Journalist, the free man who tells it like it is, the man who can make Trump sweat on sight

Surely there must be at least a few journos who wouldn't mind being their own boss

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

euphronius posted:

deadspin, good??
For a while now, yeah.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i get all my gnarly trump bits from the play by plays

I assure you, this experience takes its toll.

Slow Graffiti
Feb 1, 2003

Born of Frustration

That DICK! posted:

Are Bannon and Michael Moore like, Liquid and Solid Snake

Obviously Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow.

drat Millennials...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ron johnson is a piece of poo poo

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

triple sulk posted:

ron johnson is a piece of poo poo

but he's the only good character on parks and rec

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Solarin posted:

but he's the only good character on parks and rec

lol

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

i like the carpenter brut remix better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipO1K24DE90

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Every time I watch trump speak I wake up in a ditch with a rigor mortis like grip on an empty whiskey bottle. do not recommend.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Turns out Trump lied to reporters about a pathway to citizenship in order to get positive coverage for his speech http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-white-house-lied-to-journalists-about-trump-speech-in-misdirection-play/

Welp

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Carpenter Brut is good but I wish he had an attention span.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Someone doesn't know how our government works

I'd laugh except this kind of ignorance is really common and therefore probably the fault of our educational system and media so it just makes me sad :smith:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

CNN posted:

"The way I told my members: It's like telling your friend the guy she's dating is a jerk. You can't tell her that. She has to find out for herself. You can give her clues and then eventually one thing will lead to another, she'll come to her conclusion. But if you tell her right up front, you'll lose a friend. So we're not interested in losing any friends. Let them find out," Pelosi recounted during a small briefing for reporters in her Capitol suite Tuesday.

"you can't just tell your friend her boyfriend is an abusive jerk, eventually she'll figure it out or she won't and will end up in the hospital or dead, except this time the abusive jerk can harm the entire country"

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Someone doesn't know how our government works

I'd laugh except this kind of ignorance is really common and therefore probably the fault of our educational system and media so it just makes me sad :smith:

Republican Congress and President? They could have repealed ACA day one.

Hint: They were full of poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Yossarian-22 posted:

Turns out Trump lied to reporters about a pathway to citizenship in order to get positive coverage for his speech http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-white-house-lied-to-journalists-about-trump-speech-in-misdirection-play/

Welp

What inhuman creature gets gamed like this? Anyone who let A lead to B in this situation should chug gasoline and jump in a raging tire fire

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Feminasty Slut posted:

Every time I watch trump speak I wake up in a ditch with a rigor mortis like grip on an empty whiskey bottle. do not recommend.

take the wheel satan

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Someone doesn't know how our government works

u mean besides the president and his advisors?

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax
Wasn't Fabio at Mar-A-Lago meeting with Trump during his political strategy meetings when he was the President-Elect? Why would he suddenly defect and join Oprah's cabinet?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





whos the fuckin cow herd he works w

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Someone doesn't know how our government works

I'd laugh except this kind of ignorance is really common and therefore probably the fault of our educational system and media so it just makes me sad :smith:

trump doesn't either really

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Yossarian-22 posted:

Turns out Trump lied to reporters about a pathway to citizenship in order to get positive coverage for his speech http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-white-house-lied-to-journalists-about-trump-speech-in-misdirection-play/

Welp

When they go low, we go high!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
somethings tells me dr. lawrnecne h cramer didnt juoin tiwtter and give himself an ironkrugman avatar because hes a doctor who really really cares about repealing obamacare

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I feel like most reporters these days probably would have had sex with James O' Keefe on that sex boat sting operation

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

im a tomato rice convert

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Intel&Sebastian posted:

What inhuman creature gets gamed like this? Anyone who let A lead to B in this situation should chug gasoline and jump in a raging tire fire

u know those crack addicts who suck dick for crack?

journalists are the same way when you give them a taste of access

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

What inhuman creature gets gamed like this? Anyone who let A lead to B in this situation should chug gasoline and jump in a raging tire fire

i dunno, i could see falling for it once, this is all so insane and you want to cling to any hope of stability you can get, i can sympathize with that.

this is like the 8th time they've fell for it though, which is slightly less excusable

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Philip Rivers posted:

im a tomato rice convert

This sounds cheap and delicious, please explain

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

like if you step on an old bear trap then jesus christ nobody saw that coming holy poo poo are you alright

if you keep going back to that bear trap because it has a sign saying "will def. not mangle your leg" then you might have a problem

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

when is the last time there was good news.

2012?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/837097966607421440

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
trump was p smart to tell reporters to keep his quotes about softening on immigration anonymous so when his supporters call him on it he can yell fake news and is kind of right in a way

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Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Yossarian-22 posted:

Turns out Trump lied to reporters about a pathway to citizenship in order to get positive coverage for his speech http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-white-house-lied-to-journalists-about-trump-speech-in-misdirection-play/

Welp



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