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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Holy poo poo

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




much like elijah, i'm cumming

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





oh wowzerooni he takes a broad question that need not be read to include him and makes to pop his dick in there, wiggle it around a bit :discourse:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




im spurtin here

speng31b
May 8, 2010


more democrats need to do this now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

Wow we have a totally failed government

A kakistocracy is a state or country run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. The word was coined by English author Thomas Love Peacock in 1829.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
drat commie stooges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3Rrvh3FwE

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/837137235908657154

NOW THEY ADMIT SESSIONS TALKED ABOUT THE ELECTION

WITH A RUSSIAN OFFICIAL

how are they so bad at this

Sean Spicer posted:

Yes, exactly, election related news. Not the election. Look, and let me, I don't know how many times I have to answer this question. The president, has been very clear. It was, related. Like, it could be anything. Look, lots of things happened in the election, okay?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


im just imagining an ion cannon striking Jeff Sessions

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

oh wowzerooni he takes a broad question that need not be read to include him and makes to pop his dick in there, wiggle it around a bit :discourse:

it's amazing how blatant these guys always are in retrospect when they think they're getting away with something

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

Holy poo poo

HOLY poo poo IS RIGHT HAAHA loving LOL!!!

2 DOWN MORE TO loving GO


EEERRR WE GOO BOIS

EEER WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


It's time lads

speng31b
May 8, 2010

it's going to sting a little when nothing happens this time, i think

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Venuz Patrol posted:

gently caress wapo beat us to it better release what we got

no this is pretty spectacular because it means that the FBI is flat out investigating their boss

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I hate this reality where I have to say this sincerely, but I really hope SNL is new this week.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nonsense posted:

im just imagining an ion cannon striking Jeff Sessions

oh you didn't specify who the annihilation was directed at, my bad

i also lust for extremely narrow ion destruction

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







This all seems pretty coordinated.

WaPo, NYT, Cummings, NBC, House Committee....

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

FizFashizzle posted:

NOW THEY ADMIT SESSIONS TALKED ABOUT THE ELECTION

WITH A RUSSIAN OFFICIAL

how are they so bad at this

Sean Spicer posted:
Yes, exactly, election related news. Not the election. Look, and let me, I don't know how many times I have to answer this question. The president, has been very clear. It was, related. Like, it could be anything. Look, lots of things happened in the election, okay?

just loving big fat giant lol

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Nonsense posted:

im just imagining an ion cannon striking Jeff Sessions

if only anyone in the republican party was as cool as kane

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

HOLY poo poo IS RIGHT HAAHA loving LOL!!!

2 DOWN MORE TO loving GO


EEERRR WE GOO BOIS

EEER WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

didn't you say it was the End of Everything yesterday

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nichael posted:

Ignoring the Russian ties, I

who are you and what did you do to nichael

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Riding the top house GOP dude just say trump admin didn't talk to russian lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FizFashizzle posted:

This all seems pretty coordinated.

WaPo, NYT, Cummings, NBC, House Committee....

it's almost like Trump did something to seriously piss them off very recently

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

How

Seriously what sets him apart

I hope sean hannity is cactus-hosed to death

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

:jackbud:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The press noted that because the buzz from the speech was positive, Trump was mum today hahaha

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

quote:

“There was absolutely nothing misleading about his answer,” said Sarah Isgur Flores, Sessions’s spokeswoman.

In January, Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.) asked Sessions for answers to written questions. “Several of the President-elect’s nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?” Leahy wrote.

Sessions responded with one word: “No.”

but all the headlines are still wishy washy poo poo and not SESSIONS LIED DURING CONFIRMATION HEARING which is p safe to say at this point but lol media afraid of not being in the trumpy club

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

who are you and what did you do to nichael

maybe he meant literal russian ties

they're extremely gaudy and seriously clash with your suit

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

RUM HAM posted:

How amazing would it be if key staffers from the Tromp admin keep being forced to resign/get fired in disgrace and he somehow manages to ruin the careers of every slimy motherfucker he appoitned foreever

drain the swamp confirmed? 🤔

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
again, none of this would have mattered if trump had lost

all of these ties would jave continued on unexposed

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Yinlock posted:

didn't you say it was the End of Everything yesterday

gently caress you this is the trump era consistency means nothing

i ride the wave minute to minute BRUH

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Holy poo poo print media is dropping loving bombs

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



AMERICA OWNS

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

trump thread official dinner:
- steamed whole tomato 'n' rice
- fifth of whiskey
dessert course: another fifth of whiskey

the dessert one needs to be a bourbon and you dunk biscotti in it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Obama was dispersing the plans to the Death Star

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
This basically requires congress to turn on sessions by the by.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nonsense posted:

The press noted that because the buzz from the speech was positive, Trump was mum today hahaha

trump's bullshit firehose is an amazing strategy but has one flaw: when the hose stops people have to actively search for trump news

he has a skeleton in every single closet

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Breakfast All Day posted:

but all the headlines are still wishy washy poo poo and not SESSIONS LIED DURING CONFIRMATION HEARING which is p safe to say at this point but lol media afraid of not being in the trumpy club

yeah on CNN it's not even a headline of its own, just a bullet point that McCain and Graham are upset about

this is going nowhere

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
I'm winning so hard right now, don't stop!

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

Holy poo poo print media is dropping loving bombs

boom!

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