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386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
jeff sessions just became the attorney general tonight

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a senator talking to an ambassador doesnt seem like a huge deal tbqh but lol any way

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Wh didn't even deny it !!!

Holy fucccccccckkkk

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
oh my this is a spicy meatball

sessions is a weird looking guy

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Admiral Ray posted:

i rate this hope 7/10.

I'll give it a 4/10 but only because my hope is getting kinda audacious lately

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

this is correct and just

is why katy tur and van jones are irredeemable smooth brain shits

they fell for a box-over-a-pie level trap

after falling for the same trap 7 times beforehand

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

a real chump posted:

pro: probably takes less money

american politicians are incredibly, insultingly easy to bribe

you could get an american politician to betray his country for a drat chili dog if you wnated

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

triple sulk posted:

this is the new greatest day in human history

me everyday i wake up

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Yinlock posted:

tbf i don't think they were trying to get donald trump elected, just spread some general instability around

i mean no way they'd actually be dumb enough to vote in trump right

they clearly knew it was a better chance than most other pundits, considering they were talking to literally everyone in trumps camp and transition team throught the whole thing

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Big Fat Iguana posted:

If this is what you're thinking of yeah



that's really freaking cool. are you guys like hobbyists with private collections, or do bring people in or what

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Yinlock posted:

tbf i don't think they were trying to get donald trump elected, just spread some general instability around

i mean no way they'd actually be dumb enough to vote in trump right

they wanted to undermine president hillary clintons legitimacy, not put donald loving trump in the white house

literally nobody saw what happened in november coming

not democrats, not republicans, not us allies, not russia or china, not trumps base, not donald trump himself

it blindsided 100% of everyone on the planet in a historic way

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/837153729157689345

WH is not denying. They're digging in.

Up to republicans now.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

a senator talking to an ambassador doesnt seem like a huge deal tbqh but lol any way

its news and new and exciting so lets roll with it see where it goes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan posted:

oh my this is a spicy meatball

sessions is a weird looking guy

TRUMP

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/837153729157689345

WH is not denying. They're digging in.

Up to republicans now.

sent from my iphone

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Oxxidation posted:

american politicians are incredibly, insultingly easy to bribe

you could get an american politician to betray his country for a drat chili dog if you wnated

its considered an insult if you don't offer them a bribe

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Nichael posted:

if donny gets applause when he gets soliders killed, and the president is commander in chief of the military... if he kills himself he'd probably get the bigliest applause of all time!

quote:

Everybody, Please Clap

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

They aren't denying it !!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/837153729157689345

WH is not denying. They're digging in.

Up to republicans now.

GENERAL SESSIONS

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

a senator talking to an ambassador doesnt seem like a huge deal tbqh but lol any way

it wouldnt be if he hadnt lied about it under oath lmao

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Rex-Goliath posted:

i just realized that the bush admin shitheads were at least smart enough to say 'i do not recall' over and over and over again

hahah remember when alberto gonzalez 'i do not recall' was the pinnacle of republican's being shitheads?

oh that was just a taste of things to come

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







euphronius posted:

Wh didn't even deny it !!!

Holy fucccccccckkkk

this is exactly what happened with Flynn, and they eventually fired him because "they couldn't trust him" or that he "embarrassed the wh" depending on what time of day you listened to the news.

Same thing will happen here.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/837153729157689345

WH is not denying. They're digging in.

Up to republicans now.

I'm Sean spiceys iPhone signature

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

a senator talking to an ambassador doesnt seem like a huge deal tbqh but lol any way

maybe in a vacuum, but he committed perjury by saying he spoke to nobody. combine that with the eighty bajillion other pieces of evidence tying this admin to russia and...yeah.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
what do you bribe a racist elf-goblin-hybrid-bred-in-the-depths-of-baradur anyway

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

General sessions. ???

Attorney general is not a general lol wtf learn some French

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/837153729157689345

WH is not denying. They're digging in.

Up to republicans now.
General Sessions wtf??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/dliebelson/status/837145588697346049
https://twitter.com/dliebelson/status/837146143809277952

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

DogonCrook posted:

Bing bong disbarred

lied under oath!

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i still haven't Bought Guns

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ia ia

Tombstone
Nov 2, 2001

Always look on the bright side of life.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/837153729157689345

WH is not denying. They're digging in.

Up to republicans now.

"General Sessions"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

a senator talking to an ambassador doesnt seem like a huge deal tbqh but lol any way

it is when he specifically denied doing so under oath

i know being under oath means nothing but that's only when you don't get caught

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







AHAHAHAHA GENERAL SESSIONS SEAN SPICER YOU DUMBASS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

They think attorney general is a military rank!!!!!!!!!!!'nnn

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
General sesssions hahaha

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
8 hours ago
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/837053608499769345

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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