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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

GENERAL SESSIONS, UNITED STATES MARINE CORE

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

How do you not know it's French !!!!

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Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

pigz posted:

White house just released a statement. They are running with the Armed Forces Committee 'distinction' argument. Called it 'an attack by democrats' and that it's 'not suprising after the presidents sucessful' speech to a joint session. lol

mm that's some fremdsch�men

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Fojar38 posted:

it wouldnt be if he hadnt lied about it under oath lmao

eehhhh... he was asked about russia and the trump campaign, and he wasnt a part of the campaign

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Sessions is going to appear in military garb with the medal of honor and 4 stars and I'm going to laugh my head off.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Nonsense posted:

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a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

like the elf side would want a belt made of trees or whatever but the goblin part probably wants a child to eat or maybe some coal

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

"WHY DONT THEY SALUTE ME", ALBINO OPIE MUSES EVERY TIME HE WALKS PAST A SECRET SERVICE AGENT

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Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

financially racist posted:

maybe in a vacuum, but he committed perjury by saying he spoke to nobody. combine that with the eighty bajillion other pieces of evidence tying this admin to russia and...yeah.

I think the 'official capacity' argument holds water though.

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Serf: May 5, 2011

"it is up to the republicans" made me laugh the hardest i have in a while thx

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The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

WOW LIBS ARE GOING AFTER SESSIONS NOW TOO? THE (((DEEP STATE))) IS BEHIND THIS

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Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

So it turns out that KKK Sessions talked to the russians, what could happen next?

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

"it is up to the republicans" made me laugh the hardest i have in a while thx

which is basically why i'm not convinced anything will happen yet

:shrug:

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

"I'M AN ATTORNEY"
"OH? WHAT SPECIALTY?"
"I'M A GENERALIST"

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Vladimir Putin posted:

I think the 'official capacity' argument holds water though.

He's the only one on the entire committee meet with Russia

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

a senator talking to an ambassador doesnt seem like a huge deal tbqh but lol any way

he lied under oath you smooth brain idiot

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

They think attorney general is a military rank!!!!!!!!!!!'nnn

Given the demeanor of this administration... yeah.

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

eehhhh... he was asked about russia and the trump campaign, and he wasnt a part of the campaign

Sessions was part of the campaign in like Feb '16, my dude

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

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WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

mormonpartyboat posted:

GENERAL SESSIONS

Lol this is probably his rank during his civil war reenactments.

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Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/dliebelson/status/837145588697346049
https://twitter.com/dliebelson/status/837146143809277952

AG dogpile :jackbud:

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al-Saqr posted:

So it turns out that KKK Sessions talked to the russians, what could happen next?

IS THERE ANOTHER OVERWHELMINGLY WHITE COUNTRY WE'RE AT ODDS WITH

CHECK THE CONNECTIONS COMEY

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a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

someone please rate this scandal on the linguistic killshot-o-meter

1 - wet fart noise
...
10 - ur mom joke

im guessing its a nothingburger

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Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

guys he's a general in the russian military duh

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/837155176116973568/video/1

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

THE TORAMPINE MY LORD, WE ADJUST THE WOOT AS DETERMINED, wE ARE PREAS

preas

RPE
PREASIDENT TRUMP TRUMP TROMp tromp TROMP'N'TITTIE$S TRo

tromTRUMP TROPM TROMP BASLOOOGAN TROMp

HYIT TYU BUTAN FRANK

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Sessions was publicly the first of one of the first congress people to back tramp

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

how in tarnation can the trump admin generate so much hilarity every single day

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Al-Saqr posted:

So it turns out that KKK Sessions talked to the russians, what could happen next?

Given how hard Bannon is banking on Sessions sticking around? There is really no telling.

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sector_corrector: Jan 18, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Why (even if you're guiltier than sin and actually in contact with Russia illicitly) you wouldn't just say, "Yeah, we had contact a few times incidentally as part of the job."

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

It appears he lied to Leahy in a broader question as well:

https://twitter.com/hodge/status/837153329818058754

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BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

i just finished listening to Threepenny Opera, but am still workking on that bottle of rye. what's something trumpian that i can listen to next? maybe liszt.

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386-SX 25Mhz VGA: Jan 14, 2003; (C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

eehhhh... he was asked about russia and the trump campaign, and he wasnt a part of the campaign

sessions was literally the chairman of the trump campaign's national security advisory committee

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

i was going to prepare for tomorrow but a bottle of jameson and this thread suddenly became a better idea, too bad this didn't drop during prime time

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Duscat posted:

THE TORAMPINE MY LORD, WE ADJUST THE WOOT AS DETERMINED, wE ARE PREAS

preas

RPE
PREASIDENT TRUMP TRUMP TROMp tromp TROMP'N'TITTIE$S TRo

tromTRUMP TROPM TROMP BASLOOOGAN TROMp

HYIT TYU BUTAN FRANK

i know that feel

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