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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/837154329681358848

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mariana Horchata posted:

played ya self biatch



LOL

Nice

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

eehhhh... he was asked about russia and the trump campaign, and he wasnt a part of the campaign

"At his Jan. 10 Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing, Sessions was asked by Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) what he would do if he learned of any evidence that anyone affiliated with the Trump campaign communicated with the Russian government in the course of the 2016 campaign.

“I’m not aware of any of those activities,” he responded. He added: “I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I did not have communications with the Russians.”"


[i"]In January, Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.) asked Sessions for answers to written questions. “Several of the President-elect’s nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?” Leahy wrote.

Sessions responded with one word: “No.”[/i]

It would be, uh, difficult for him to get out on a technicality. His only hope right now is that congressional Republicans fall on their swords for him

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I'm lolling how much Russia owns the republican party it's crazy.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

WarEternal posted:

Lol this is probably his rank during his civil war reenactments.

that's General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III to you good sir

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
doesn't his confirmation also mean that his senate seat opened up? like can angry southern soccer moms vote blue during the insanity of the upcoming month?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

needs more #nastikellyanne

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Omg

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Al-Saqr posted:

So it turns out that KKK Sessions talked to the russians, what could happen next?

lol

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"Gawrsh," Senator Racist Elf-on-the-Shelf reportedly said, "looks like I'm a real doozy of a pickle"

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


lol hey guys its the weed number and i sold my memoirs for the sex number, have fun with the downfall of civilization im out

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Meanwhile obama was hiding the drive signature in a marines breast pocket

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Vladimir Putin posted:

I think the 'official capacity' argument holds water though.


euphronius posted:

He's the only one on the entire committee meet with Russia



and also the person he met with was apparently a big FSV spy recruiter, according to that daily beast reporter. So at the time sessions, an admitted Trump surrogate, was talking about "trivial election related news" with a russian member of the intelligence agency that was currently trying to influence the outcome of that election to favor trump.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
whats the southern equivalent of a soccer mom?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao at all the fakenews tweeters whoa re so mad even when the wh confirmed it lodaflasdmafasdf

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

M_Gargantua posted:

like can angry southern soccer moms vote blue during the insanity of the upcoming month?

Alabama wouldnt vote blue if Bear Bryant returned from the grave and ran on the democratic ticket

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I pledge allegiance to shadow-president Obama

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

So fake the wh immediately confirmed it

Omg

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







M_Gargantua posted:

doesn't his confirmation also mean that his senate seat opened up? like can angry southern soccer moms vote blue during the insanity of the upcoming month?

he's already been replaced by Luther Strange, the tallest Senator I think ever.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Oh look old timey lynchings of blacks and muslims is back:-

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/837155765324509184

Good job America!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/837157240599638016

E-MAILS :byodood:

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

in the space of five weeks we've devolved into a full on tin pot shithole

the only ppl who can undo this poo poo are just gonna let it fucken slide because it suits them to do so

justice corrupted from the top down

Jfc

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

M_Gargantua posted:

doesn't his confirmation also mean that his senate seat opened up? like can angry southern soccer moms vote blue during the insanity of the upcoming month?

The interim Senator from Alabama replacing Sessions is a 6'9" man named Luther Strange.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
also they replaced him already with a guy named, for serious, Big Luther Strange

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837157240289259522

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

livin the dream~

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



reds really are under the bed

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
so wait why is woodchip posting a bunch of animals making GBS threads/pissing itt?

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
just release the piss tape already i don't need foreplay

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
man this democrat fixatoin on russia is really getting out of ha-

*closet bursts open from internal pressure and fifteen sleazy dudes in track suits tumble out*

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mormonpartyboat posted:

GENERAL SESSIONS, UNITED STATES MARINE CORE

semper fidelisss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWef1EEKlEc&t=123s

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
not a peep on fox news about any of this

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Annual Prophet posted:

in the space of five weeks we've devolved into a full on tin pot shithole

the only ppl who can undo this poo poo are just gonna let it fucken slide because it suits them to do so

justice corrupted from the top down

Jfc

lol welcome to the third world, BIATCH.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

GrimGypsy posted:

I pledge allegiance to shadow-president Obama

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


It's kind of astounding how much we knew of Donny's Russian connections in late spring and early summer 2016, and yet it only semi-matters when it's too late, and the Republicans safely control the White House until 2020 even if he and Pence step down.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

punchymcpunch posted:

reds really are under the bed

if only

just greasy low rent oligarchs

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Breakfast All Day posted:

lol hey guys its the weed number and i sold my memoirs for the sex number, have fun with the downfall of civilization im out

havent ya heard? he's back in DC and now in a polyamorous relationship with michelle and valerie jarrett living in the same house 2gether

Serf
May 5, 2011


luther strange is no dick posthumus

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

not a peep on fox news about any of this



Second headline down , mate

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



gently caress You And Diebold posted:

so wait why is woodchip posting a bunch of animals making GBS threads/pissing itt?

*jackie chan pissing on a shirt and using it to bend jail cell bars dot jpg*

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