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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/whignewtons/status/837159285792600066

Sessions statement.

that's an extremely specific qualifier

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# ? May 24, 2024 23:53

Serf: May 5, 2011

navyjack posted:

Look to your avatar, my dude. Eventually, we'll have to take to the streets under a red moon.

my lust for death will be sated at last

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

where the gently caress is the republican party

is anyone giving statements defending him

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BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

ymgve posted:

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'russia' is"

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

or this i guess:

https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/837156070820823040

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Schnorkles posted:

anyone else notice the crippling silence from senate R's?

There's no defense here.

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Serf: May 5, 2011

it's like midnight. the republicans go to bed at 9

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

We discussed what I would do once elected , but not issues of the campaign

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Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

They should change the united state of americas name into the Autonomous regional Russian republic of Amerikastan.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:44

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

meanwhile, on info wars, the top headline:

Alex Jones is so disappointing. Here we have a honest-to-god real conspiracy at the highest level of government unspooling itself, and infowars can't cover it because he's made his bed with the traitors. shameful

Conspiracy theorists are boring and low-energy as gently caress in recent years. I liked it better when the aliens at the center of their beliefs were from space, not Mexico.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:44

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

or this i guess:

https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/837156070820823040

Holy moly

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:44

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

anyone else notice the crippling silence from senate R's?

There's no defense here.

The internet is absolutely exploding over this one too.

Flynn didn't blow up this quickly.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:44

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

Serf posted:

it's like midnight. the republicans go to bed at 9

i thought mccain was at a town hall

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

you can lie under oath about spying on so called Americans so a ~~racist~~ FOUR STAR GENERAL FIELD MARSHAL OF THE NAVY CAVALRY from Alabama shouldn't have to worry about his phone call to a Russian babby

http://www.hasjamesclapperbeenindictedyet.com/

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

sessions' general

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Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

now that i've thought about it i'm with schnorkles on this one. if an independent commission is actually assembled to investigate trump, he's loving dead. maybe dead in a way that lets him cling to the white house, but the kind of poo poo that will come out of that investigation would destroy his ability to accomplish literally anything. it would be smart for the republicans to cut their losses right loving now but they're obviously going to try to ignore this and keep sessions in charge of the russian interference allegations long past the time it's remotely smart to do so.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:45

Serf: May 5, 2011

Nichael posted:

Conspiracy theorists are boring and low-energy as gently caress in recent years. I liked it better when the aliens at the center of their beliefs were from space, not Mexico.

there's nothing more boring than a partisan conspiracy theorist

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

you know.. the republican party destroyed Jeff Sessions once before.

They may be annoyed he's back.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:45

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

havent ya heard? he's back in DC and now in a polyamorous relationship with michelle and valerie jarrett living in the same house 2gether

im glad hes able to see ol' bill ayers again

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Venuz Patrol posted:

now that i've thought about it i'm with schnorkles on this one. if an independent commission is actually assembled to investigate trump, he's loving dead. maybe dead in a way that lets him cling to the white house, but the kind of poo poo that will come out of that investigation would destroy his ability to accomplish literally anything. it would be smart for the republicans to cut their losses right loving now but they're obviously going to try to ignore this and keep sessions in charge of the russian interference allegations long past the time it's remotely smart to do so.

i'm struck by how quiet the republicans are right now.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:46

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Rex-Goliath posted:

drudge silent as well

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Serf: May 5, 2011

Breakfast All Day posted:

i thought mccain was at a town hall

thats his body double saul tigh

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:46

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

russia again, wow will it go anywhere this time

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:46

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIOAPfXVPw

https://youtu.be/mbsdFyC0CV4

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:46

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIOAPfXVPw

yyeessss:

we'll finally get a sequel to kissing goblins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

HENRY offenses:
Russian spy.
Terrible taste in furniture.
Incest.

Punishment: Death by guillotine.

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

im glad hes able to see ol' bill ayers again

my man <3

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Doorknob Slobber posted:

russia again, wow will it go anywhere this time

the last time russia exploded it forced out the NSC director.

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

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Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Serf posted:

it's like midnight. the republicans go to bed at 9

That glass of warm milk hits hard, wait till 8am tomorrow.

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

GENERAL SESSIONS has been demoted
now GENERAL GIULIANI will lead the troops

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

anyone else notice the crippling silence from senate R's?

There's no defense here.

I'm noticing some pretty crippling silence from the Ds too (primary everyone)

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

if the wapo has tape of sessions talking with russia i'm going to laugh until my eyes bleed

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Serf: May 5, 2011

Woodchip posted:

That glass of warm milk hits hard, wait till 8am tomorrow.

like revenge, milk is best served cold

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm noticing some pretty crippling silence from the Ds too (primary everyone)

lots of statements of either "recuse" or "resign" depending.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Remember when trump turned off the tapes to talk to putin

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speng31b: May 8, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm noticing some pretty crippling silence from the Ds too (primary everyone)

agreed

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLOhyuqFg7g&t=47s

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this is funny as heck

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RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

this is from the dark souls thread but i think this video is a great metaphor for Trump's news cycle over the past 24h

http://puu.sh/unjQu/c2dc3aaf13.webm

wapo and nyt are the hollows

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