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Goa Tse-tung posted:ok, instead of all this poo poo youre posting? have a lol! It's funny because it keeps happening.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 10:18 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 16:57 |
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Have you heard of those spa salon places where you put your feet in water where tiny guppies fishy things nibble the dead skin off your feet? It's us. We're the foot-skin-nibbling guppies.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 10:25 |
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Emails xD
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:07 |
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randyest posted:Have you heard of those spa salon places where you put your feet in water where tiny guppies fishy things nibble the dead skin off your feet? im pretty sure they shut that down and made them throw them all in the trash because they were deemed unsanitary this does sound like goons at least ps. Donald's up early today! something tells me the trillion in gains is not exactly true, but who can deal with Sessions when youre making the country win? Jobs! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837256338203881472?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Mar 2, 2017 |
# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:39 |
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Jobs, Steve Jobs. *shoots bill gates as blood trickles down camera*
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:44 |
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thank god that rising stock prices correlate with more jobs, and not the opposite
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:55 |
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Good luck building the entire wall with $20m USD, Trump. That's like, only enough for the graft of the people drawing up plans for drawing up the plans. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/01/mexico-border-wall-funds-trump-administration "Construction for Donald Trump’s proposed border wall hit a financial roadblock over low ‘existing funds and resources’ in the homeland security department" lol E: "DHS officials did not respond to a request for comment on this story." Double lol. Or lollol.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:57 |
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for 20M you could dig a small trench over a few kilometers e: or the original wall but in minecraft, goon project ? unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Mar 2, 2017 |
# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:58 |
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This administration when they're done dealing with a scandal https://i.imgur.com/35QynJp.mp4
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:29 |
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it was the same russianguy flynn talked to lol and this came to light because obama called for the investigation before he left office lmao trump must be so mad rn
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:39 |
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obama actually is behind this one. woke up lollin.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:40 |
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remember when trump ordered DHS to use existing money to begin moving forward with the border wall (which will cost many billions of dollars, the official WH estimate is of course wildly lower than any other anybody has come up with but is still multi-billion) but there's a snag... DHS only has 20 million they can put towards this project http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/02/dhs-reportedly-finds-only-20m-to-redirect-to-multibillion-dollar-border-wall.html
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:46 |
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Obamaramalamadingdong
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:47 |
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the first reply to this thread still makes me lol
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:50 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 14:16 |
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Haahh
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 14:18 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 14:47 |
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http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-ethics-white-house-235586quote:
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 14:49 |
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Those things are useless, but that makes for one hell of a lol in the headlines that cancellation produces.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:07 |
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thathonkey posted:remember when trump ordered DHS to use existing money to begin moving forward with the border wall (which will cost many billions of dollars, the official WH estimate is of course wildly lower than any other anybody has come up with but is still multi-billion) but there's a snag... The wall will be a series of cocktail toothpicks with a tiny sign printed from an hp printer that says "wall" in comic sans.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:32 |
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https://twitter.com/timothyjphelan_/status/836929497215578113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:33 |
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Jesus
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:34 |
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he gets all his info from fox news lol https://twitter.com/perlberg/status/837300480728518656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:37 |
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Jose posted:he gets all his info from fox news lol What a world we live in. Non zero chance all policy is now crafted off fox and friends and whatever else he's watching.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:38 |
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thathonkey posted:remember when trump ordered DHS to use existing money to begin moving forward with the border wall (which will cost many billions of dollars, the official WH estimate is of course wildly lower than any other anybody has come up with but is still multi-billion) but there's a snag... LOL, that should be enough to make a wall from Socorro to San Elizario in El Paso County Only 2000 more miles to go!
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:41 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:47 |
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lolllllllllllllll
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:55 |
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haha yeah, for 10 minutes
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:56 |
Lmao at Trump slowly turning his back at all media that is critical of him. At the end his media consumption is going to consist of Bannon sitting in a hollowed-out TV-set, reading things to Trump from a notebook called "My little White Wishbook".
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:59 |
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Hahaha. I did some quick math, and it would cost 1.5 million to run a single strip of "Police Line Do Not Cross" tape supported by 35" push in fiberglass fence posts every twenty five feet across the border. Minus labor. So that's do-able.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:01 |
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The border wall is just gonna be trump voters holding hands to keep all the mexican rapists out. also; lol at media praising trump's speech so he'd let them back into the clubhouse
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:05 |
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Dizz posted:The border wall is just gonna be trump voters holding hands to keep all the mexican rapists out. You can't afford to pay Americans to do that. We'll have to use migrant labor.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:38 |
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ben carson is now potentially in line for the presidency lol
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:39 |
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I don't think $20m will cover the gold leaf
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:44 |
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Oh good, if we're playing abusive spouse, when do they start threatening to leave us for some other dumb country? Right before they murder-suicide us lol Dizz posted:The border wall is just gonna be trump voters holding hands to keep all the mexican rapists out. And it might just be a ditch
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:49 |
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LOL at this, my buddies: The Department of Homeland Security houses FEMA. Donald needs to give more funds to Homesec. Donald needs Homesec to build infrastructure (which it doesn't do), and as such, will need to construct (or contract out) massive work camps. FEMA has numerous contacts and strategies for building quick habitations after disaster. Trump will be funding FEMA camps. "All part of God's Plan!!"
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:50 |
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If Sessions has to resign in shame I will lol myself into a hernia
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:57 |
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thathonkey posted:DHS only has 20 million they can put towards this project the first "BORDER WALL" ran into the exact same problem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secure_Fence_Act_of_2006 also most of where they want to build (Texas) is privately owned (90-95%), so the gov't has to use eminent domain Trump gonna take rural texans land
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:57 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:59 |
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Fasdar posted:LOL at this, my buddies: Why can't he just use the same FEMA death camps that Obama built?
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 17:02 |