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The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

His mom's pen0r

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:26

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:06

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Yinlock posted:

he has also flat-out said that cruz's dad killed jfk, on multiple occasions

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:26

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Mariana Horchata posted:

is she on the autism spectrum because how could that possibly be ur reaction otherwise?

or she's just very easy to impress, I mean she dated olbermann

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:27

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

trump c alled ted cruz's wife ugly and he bent the knee lol

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:27

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Well maybe Ted Cruz's dad shouldn't have killed JFK

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:27

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

A Handed Missus posted:

same

the previous president made a tweet!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/837322131834875904

I want a BREAKING NEWS OBAMA TWEET gif except it's just obama zooming by on waterskis or whatever

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:28

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

A Handed Missus posted:

same

the previous president made a tweet!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/837322131834875904

didnt change his Twitter name to Islamic Shock, Obama continues to disappoint

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:28

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

he has also flat-out said that cruz's dad killed jfk, on multiple occasions

Yeah, actually, after seeing how pathetic Cruz is in the face of actual insults I'm not super surprised that people are clamoring for a "real" leader.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:28

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jose posted:

thats extremely brain damaged permabanned poster powerballer58

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:28

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Feminasty Slut posted:

Well maybe Ted Cruz's dad shouldn't have killed JFK

that WAS extremely rude of him i'll admit

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:28

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Nice try Warren, our Healthcare sucks in every state.

idk i thought never even receiving a bill for a hospital admission was p kool when i was on romneycare

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:29

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

I want a BREAKING NEWS OBAMA TWEET gif except it's just obama zooming by on waterskis or whatever

Big O rising from the city but it's Obama getting into it.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:29

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

quote:

A day after accepting the Republican Party�s nomination for president, Donald Trump rehashed a conspiracy theory that claims the man who killed President John F. Kennedy once cavorted with Ted Cruz�s father.

�I don't know his father. I met him once. I think he's a lovely guy,� Trump said at a morning-after rally in Cleveland. �All I did is point out the fact that on the cover of the National Enquirer there was a picture of him and crazy Lee Harvey Oswald having breakfast.�

ted cruz is going to bat for this man

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:29

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Martout posted:

I mean she dated olbermann

i wonder if he used to do his SPECIAL REPORT arzy ranting during sex?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:30

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Feminasty Slut posted:

Well maybe Ted Cruz's dad shouldn't have killed JFK

JFK probably hosed his bitch

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:30

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Schumer calling for Sessions' resignation rn

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:30

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Jose posted:

thats extremely brain damaged permabanned poster powerball

nah not enough unsolicited mentions of MY (BOY/GIRL)FRIEND

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:31

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Schumer calling for Sessions' resignation rn

BLOOD IN THE WATER :getin:

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I love how trump tells us exactly when he got the piss hookers in that clip

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:31

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Can I repost this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY

BLR is hit-or-miss but I still loving love their Cruz

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:32

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Schumer calling for Sessions' resignation rn

That's a meatball

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:32

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

christ chuck schumer is such a wet fart

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:32

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:33

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Shageletic posted:

Stripping the education of black people has probably held back the potential of the US more than anything.

We got the first African American PhD holder in astrophysics in loving 2004.

i'm pretty sure maurice ashley is still the only african american chess master too. now personally i wouldn't agree that chess is inherently cerebral at all, but it has an intellectual air to it and black people are horrifically underrepresented in the game.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:33

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712

ted cruz went to bat for this man

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:33

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Yinlock posted:

ted cruz is going to bat for this man

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Hey listen, I think if Issa and Cruz got together, they could really go ham on burning all of the bridges left in the US. Maybe Herzog could narrate it. It's be great.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:33

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

I like to think of Obama setting up shop in an abandoned warehouse with all of the officials who resigned under Trump, hunched over computers and gathering intel as the new shadow counter-government. Because I'm sure the redhats think that's literally what's happening.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:33

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

Lol at David Simon melting down on Twitter at Glen Greenwald. Yo David! Stop tweeting and finish your HBO porn tv show.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:34

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

I love how trump tells us exactly when he got the piss hookers in that clip

the gift was VERY beautiful and came with a very nice note, no less

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:34

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

quote:

In a news conference after the initial Rafael Cruz allegation was made and as Cruz was about to absorb a damaging loss in the Indiana primary, Cruz unloaded on Trump for really the first time, calling him "a narcissist at a level I don't think this country's ever seen."

"He is proud of being a serial philanderer," Cruz said.

"This man is a pathological liar. He doesn't know the difference between truth and lies," Cruz added. "In a pattern that is straight out of a psychology text book, he accuses everyone of lying."

And: "Whatever lie he's telling, at that minute he believes it."

And: "The man is utterly amoral."

And: "Donald is a bully. Bullies don't come from strength; they come from weakness."

ted cruz said this and went to bat for trump anyway

i think it's extremely important to emphasize just what level of cuckoldery we're dealing with here

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:34

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Origami Dali posted:

I like to think of Obama setting up shop in an abandoned warehouse with all of the officials who resigned under Trump, hunched over computers and gathering intel as the new shadow counter-government. Because I'm sure the redhats think that's literally what's happening.

lol as though the obama foundation isn't planning terrorist attacks at this very second and yes ive already emailed alex jones

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:35