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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Brother Friendship posted:

A second Trump loyalist has hit the WTC.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
pappa bless

https://twitter.com/iMalakasDOTcom/status/837325774944366592

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ptsd dog dot jay peg

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


this is too flavorful and ethnic for walker, you need something incredibly more boring like...

https://twitter.com/GovWalker/status/181425240738500610

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/837341727916769280

Sessions will walk.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

:drat:

did huckleberry actually make a good joke

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


:stonk:

gregday
May 23, 2003

Wait Transylvania what

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Relevant Tangent posted:

I just want them to start referencing World of Darkness.
"Ted Cruz, Nosferatu, shown here trying to pretend he isn't."
"Steve Bannon, Nephandus, openly gloating about his use of Qlippothic spheres."
DAPL pipeline guaranteed to achieve goal of maximum human suffering and pollution of water sources

I just want them to start referencing Torment: Tides of Numenera.

The White House Administration is the Reef of the Forgotten World, kid. Where detritus and numenera collide from countless forgotten civilizations of billion years pass have sunk into the living drit of our forlorn existence as a lunar plane of hell as our moon slowly implodes on itself. Staff members come down to trawl for treasures of oppression of yester eons past.

Kellyanne is the Menovira of the Bloom

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Quite a conditioned statement by Ryan

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yeah sorry, ain't nothin wrong with hot actual ham and rolls

Knowing walker though it's like heated up lunchmeat and a rolled up piece of white bread

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Malachy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXJ2fEUpiY
paul ryan about to give a press conf

COUGH

COUGH

COUUUUGGGHHH

Ugh 😑

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Theve gone from talked to to collided with

Hmmmm

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

gregday posted:

Wait Transylvania what

did loving huckabee make a joke you didn't get?

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Paul Ryan is a piece of poo poo

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:discourse: you remain my fave :kiss:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


wait did something happen just now

did a shoe drop

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Shageletic posted:

lol ok

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/837335275432992768

Reminder: Perry until he was nominated did not know that DoE took care of America's nuclear production and stockpile

:shlick:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

we at war with yemen now? the gently caress?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pollyanna posted:

wait did something happen just now

did a show drop

yeah, if your not watching expanse loving watch expanse

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

did loving huckabee make a joke you didn't get?

uh excuse me Frankenstein's Monster didn't come from Transylvania
:goonsay:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

we at war with yemen now? the gently caress?

we're always been at war with yemen

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


chill dude its just perjury by the top law enforcement officer in the nation, not collusion

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:eyepop:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Agrajag posted:

we at war with yemen now? the gently caress?

We've been bombimg Yemen for like 8 years now man

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Squizzle posted:

massachusetts couldve been improved imo if they had sunk more of the state when they made the quabbin

maybe extend it east to 495 and south to masspike

I live right next to the Quabbin, that's cold :(

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
and we're live from the Rep. Ryan Press conference...

Q: Mr. Speaker, what is your reaction to calls for Sessions to step down?

A: Well I would say [COUGH COUGH COUGH] and that [COUGH COUGH COUGH] if [COUGH COUGH COUGH] and [COUGH COUGH COUGH]

STAY THE gently caress OUT OF A PRESS CONFERENCE IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIT IN THE AUDIENCE AND COUGH ALL OVER IT

gently caress YOUOOOOOOOU

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/RealBenCarson/status/777568331037609984

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Hm. That's odd, my dick has never gotten hard from a Mike Huckabee tweet before.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


ryan is probably dirty too tbh

he's the kind of scumfuck who wants to kick the welfare ladder down after climbing up it, of course he would take bribes from a russian ambassador

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

and we're live from the Rep. Ryan Press conference...

Q: Mr. Speaker, what is your reaction to calls for Sessions to step down?

A: Well I would say [COUGH COUGH COUGH] and that [COUGH COUGH COUGH] if [COUGH COUGH COUGH] and [COUGH COUGH COUGH]

STAY THE gently caress OUT OF A PRESS CONFERENCE IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIT IN THE AUDIENCE AND COUGH ALL OVER IT

gently caress YOUOOOOOOOU

maybe he's protesting the obamacare repeal because sick people dont get days off

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Agrajag posted:

we at war with yemen now? the gently caress?

we gonna be

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/837339001757569024

hanx

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Let's see if Warren still backs him.

edt

https://twitter.com/jdelreal/status/837327745264779266

nice.

good

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Agrajag posted:

we at war with yemen now? the gently caress?

here hth

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Uranium 235 posted:

lindsey graham is aroused

:wink:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/837340381633208320

https://twitter.com/RepMikeCoffman/status/837344161674248195

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

we at war with yemen now? the gently caress?
""""now""""

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

c'est le facsisme!

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



loquacius posted:

I am shocked, jaw-on-the-floor shocked, to hear that this joke of an administration may find itself unprepared for Easter Sunday

All I know is if those eggs don't roll, some loving heads will

Sean Spicer can climb back in that suit himself for all I care, the eggs WILL roll.

the company that makes the souvenir wooden eggs that are given to the kids each year has actually been tweeting like "uh, guys?": https://mobile.twitter.com/WellsTurning

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