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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Dapper_Swindler posted:

so, will it be recuse or resign or double down?

25% chance of recuse, 75% chance of double down

he sure as poo poo ain't resigning though i am prepared to eat my words

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*banging knife and fork on table* CHUM! THE! WATER! CHUM! THE! WATER!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
trump: "i know how to fix this. sessons, hold a pressc onference. tell everyone ghow great i am and how we are wining bigly. that hsould solv eit."

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
This is good news!

For JEB!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

financially racist posted:

asserting anything wrt this administration seems folly imo

i mean i'd love to be wrong.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol he's a Klan lawyer what do you think he is going to do? He's going to try to drown the thing in ambiguation and platitudes and then say like, "well that's resolved then, lets move on" and not take questions

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Sesh pulls off his mask to reveal a klan hood, then starts breakdancing

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

cumshitter posted:

trump: "i know how to fix this. sessons, hold a pressc onference. tell everyone ghow great i am and how we are wining bigly. that hsould solv eit."

*grins pepeishly

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Relevant Tangent posted:

He has a wattle and jowls. Seriously, it's not hard to find cute dudes in this world. Even qt old politicians. But Rick Perry? Blech.

tied for number one



Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Pollyanna posted:

25% chance of recuse, 75% chance of double down

he sure as poo poo ain't resigning though i am prepared to eat my words

I actually am under the assumption he'll do both.

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009

prefect posted:

The offence being considered is "publishing violent images", which under certain circumstances can carry a penalty of three years in prison and a fine of 75,000 euros ($78,930).



I'm not sure that should be illegal.

Houllebecq had to defend himself in court because he called Islam the world's "stupidiest religion". Their freedom of speech is a travesty.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I hope president Trumps bone spurs or whatever kept him out of Vietnam don't flare up

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

He's just going to tell everyone how disappointed he is in us and that he doesn't want to hurt us but sometimes that's really the only way to teach a lesson.

He doesn't wanna hit you, America baby. So please--don't make him.

It will not be a 100% double down and it won't be a resignation. Something along the lines of "The fake media is lying. I didn't do anything wrong, but (ugh) I'll loving recuse myself (but probably not really cause I'll find a way to influence the investigation surreptitiously). Now shut up."

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Ok guys going out on a limb here since I'm wrong about everything any 30bux is totally worth being wrong

:siren: :toxx: Sessions is not going to resign this week :siren: :toxx:

nopants
May 29, 2004
Are we getting AG Sessions or General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III for the press conference?

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Origami Dali posted:

We taking bets yet on whether sesh will punk out or double down

He's not gonna call a press conference to resign.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



press conference will consist of sessions announcing he is going after people who smoke weed in states where it is legal and he won't even acknowledge the russia stuff

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Vogler posted:

Their freedom of speech is a travesty.

Yeah well ours led to president Donald Trump so lets not get crazy here

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

zegermans posted:

Ok guys going out on a limb here since I'm wrong about everything any 30bux is totally worth being wrong

:siren: :toxx: Sessions is not going to resign this week :siren: :toxx:

Shiiiiiit

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



paranoid randroid posted:

*banging knife and fork on table* CHUM! THE! WATER! CHUM! THE! WATER!

Trump is wrong about most things but he was right about Flynn getting scalped creating a feeding frenzy

The funny thing is that this attack only works if you have been illegally colluding with Russia and or lied about it and yet his whole administration is sweating

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

looks like day crew lobbyists are going hard in the paint

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Vogler posted:

Houllebecq had to defend himself in court because he called Islam the world's "stupidiest religion". Their freedom of speech is a travesty.

actually it owns that hateful retards have to pay legal fines and fees for being hateful retards

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


zegermans posted:

Ok guys going out on a limb here since I'm wrong about everything any 30bux is totally worth being wrong

:siren: :toxx: Sessions is not going to resign this week :siren: :toxx:

cmon man

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Sessions will announce a warrant has been issued for Hillary Clinton's arrest.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Mariana Horchata posted:

i just swapped 'ed balls' for 'echo bravo' to the annoyance of Aeroflot Flight 101 :q:
Ok I have to ask: since you're seeming to imply you're currently working position, how are you posting from the cab?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol Sessions is of course gonna double down and maybe offer the McCain flavored fig leaf of "maybe I'll recuse myself" and then never actually do it.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

He's going to wag his finger at democrats and spittle milk all over the drat place

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

nopants posted:

Are we getting AG Sessions or General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III for the press conference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ziHeJfibGc

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

What about recuse tho, needs clarification

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

My personal odds from the press conference:

Resignation: 0%
Recuses himself: 5%
Full-throated double-down defense: 70%
Launches criminal investigation of those harassing him: 25%

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Generalissimo Sessions will be debuting his new uniform and asking for comment from the reporters.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Epic High Five posted:

Trump is wrong about most things but he was right about Flynn getting scalped creating a feeding frenzy

The funny thing is that this attack only works if you have been illegally colluding with Russia and or lied about it and yet his whole administration is sweating

it's just extremely funny that they keep getting brought down for the same loving thing (and, you know, probably indicative of something)

Vogler
Feb 6, 2009

Fullhouse posted:

actually it owns that hateful retards have to pay legal fines and fees for being hateful retards

No.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

prefect posted:

The offence being considered is "publishing violent images", which under certain circumstances can carry a penalty of three years in prison and a fine of 75,000 euros ($78,930).



I'm not sure that should be illegal.

i'm pretty sure the offense is spreading terrorist propaganda.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


:yeah:, actually

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Sessions showing up and saying "punked noobs" and having the washington post and nytimes people arrested right there would make me laugh before the trumpstaffel bash my head in

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Pollyanna posted:

25% chance of recuse, 75% chance of double down

he sure as poo poo ain't resigning though i am prepared to eat my words

If he recuses himself, it will be similar to his statement this morning where it is conditional: "If during the course of the investigation it becomes clear that I need to recuse myself, I will".

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Pollyanna posted:

25% chance of recuse, 75% chance of double down

he sure as poo poo ain't resigning though i am prepared to eat my words

him doubling down will make it much worse, recusing might bring some heat off his back but not by much.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
it owns that the administration has no plan to react to anything and what anyone in it says from moment to moment is completely meaningless

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