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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

lol 4chan

lol ed balls

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

NOT ENOUGH. RESIGN YOU RACIST WOOD ELF.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Relevant Tangent posted:

Yep, going with the lawyerin'. He's hosed, and is owned. Senator Franken going to be a contender for the nomination.

id take advantage of special soros laws and vote over and over for president al franken

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



I didn't intend to lie, therefore I am innocent

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

shiksa posted:

id take advantage of special soros laws and vote over and over for president al franken

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lastgirl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odwQOwpEKnI

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew is playing it too if u wanna chill or whatevs during this

im so glad andruod has a split screen thing now, i can shitpost and watch geoffrey brigadoon saxons spin drawling bullshit at the same time

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Lol, he's saying he always planned on coming out with this today. News leaking was unrelated.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
TRUMP LITERALLY JUST SAID HE WOULDN'T RECUSE AND NOW HE IS

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
Recusing doesn't seem like mattering.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
is sessions claiming he would have recused himself today anyway

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


so does this mean he gets off scott free or

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

kaleedity posted:

I didn't intend to lie, therefore I am innocent

I mean that is literally how it works

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

is sessions claiming he would have recused himself today anyway

yeah only if this hadn't happened he probably wouldn't have

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

is sessions claiming he would have recused himself today anyway

Yes.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pollyanna posted:

so does this mean he gets off scott free or

til the independent investigation gets under way

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Sessions is shook.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
RESIGN YOU rear end in a top hat

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what a load of shite

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Sessions should say what he did speak to the russian guy about.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Schnorkles posted:

Sessions is shook.

He is shook as gently caress

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I mean, so what does this even mean, is he just saying he didn't lie or whatever

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
fack off

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






lol

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

HE'S TAKING QUESTIONS!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
gently caress yewah questions

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

reducing the diesel emissions reduction act funding by 100% just won trump every southern/midwestern state in 2020

them boys love rollin' some coal

specially on them prius-drivin' libs

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
RESIGN, ELF BITCH

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

TildeATH posted:

Recusing doesn't seem like mattering.

it doesn't, and what little amount left of center left is disgusted by this lame McCarthyism is watching this and the rabid supporters of it and 2018 is going to reflect that

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Tatum Girlparts posted:

RESIGN, ELF BITCH

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Winkie01 posted:

Sessions should say what he did speak to the russian guy about.

Good news!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Celery Jello posted:

I was just making a juvenile sex joke :(

i got that, friend! my counter joke was that the fact that these programs have hilarious names makes them inherently more valuable than radon bullshit

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




where did he buy those spectacle frames, the past????

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this answer is loving awful lmao

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
we talked about russian church idno

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
it mattesrs that jeff sessions just drank out of a green solo cup imo

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Wow he's super shock.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
"... Then he said, "Opiate of the masses, eh, comrade?"

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
"somehow the topic of the Ukraine came up..."

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


jeff sessions retire bitch

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!
I cannot believe this man is an attorney

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