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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tenderjerk posted:

"I don't recall I did anything wrong because my brain don't work too good" ~beauregard

I'm just a poor country lawyer, trying my hardest to make it through this big city and help out the little guy anyway I can. Your high falutin' words confuse my mind but you can't confuse my rock-hard morals!

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

So resignation by tonight?

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Quisling posted:

gonna need some game theory here

the bog elf might be in trouble

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I can't believe this admin is full of idiots who are bad

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

So that didn't go well ?

Right in tome for evening news shows too lol

it went real bad

he drank out of a green solo cup too

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
Grandpa, why are there reporters outside?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

you see this is consistent and good because he's actually holding himself to a higher standard than the fake lying media ever has therefore

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/837412990139904000

views from the most presidential president

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

So I'm guessing from y'all's posts that he recused but did not resign huh

clock's still ticking

TildeATH posted:

Man, come on. Steph was hurt. Lebron played his heart out. The season was such a magical thing. At least they got to the Finals. And we beat the cavs once already, so it's not like they're shook. And the Thunder lost after being up 3-1.

I mean, come on.

If you fuckers had won, KD would be on the Celtics right now instead of hurt, I hope you're happy :mad:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Baloogan posted:

bad optics for the goblin

i received several assurances that sessions is not a goblin

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 384 days!
seeing jeff sessions cry is one of the few things I want to see from this administration

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Hail Satan

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
hhhJEFFEHSEN

BOO-REGAHD

SESHINS

THE THUUUD


:tipshat:

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

Jesus Christ, Jefferson.

my personal favorite meta narrative of this thread is you getting astounded by the crazy poo poo that happens btw

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Nichael posted:

steve brule 2020

You throw Doug Prishpreed on that ticket and I'm game

Butter Boy is comin to town!

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

lol fake post ?

I'd vote for Trump if he was willing to declare bringing up the way in which the Cavs won the 2016 Finals was Fake News.

I mean come on, man.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Quisling posted:

gonna need some game theory here

so you and another person were in separate rooms, and the other person swore you did it, try gouging out your eyes and plunging your stiffening fingers into your geysuring eyesockets until you find a way out

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!


i have questions

i have so many questions about the green solo cup he drank from

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Thing that stuck out:

He refused it deny outright that he met with any other representatives of Russia recently, claiming only that he does not remember doing so. He's clearly being more cautious than he was at his confirmation hearings and avoiding absolute statements that could be contradicted.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol does anybody is administration even talk to each other? or are they all just guessing what each others next dumb loving move is

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Jeff Sessions is shook.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Consummate Professional posted:

So resignation by tonight?

no even better, this was his literal one chance to resign with some dignity. Now he's gonna get his poo poo torn up by an independent prosecutor and almost certainly resign much later, forever branding the trump administration with a horrible failing from our nation's top lawyer

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol does anybody is administration even talk to each other? or are they all just guessing what each others next dumb loving move is

Def think sessions is out on his own

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Wonder how the_donald will rationalize this one

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol does anybody is administration even talk to each other? or are they all just guessing what each others next dumb loving move is

of course they do, it's a fine tuned machine

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/howardfineman/status/837412890776850435


:getin:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:



i have questions

i have so many questions about the green solo cup he drank from

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THAT CUP

:siren: :derp: :stonklol: :cry: :aaaaa: :cry: :stonklol: :derp: :siren:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He's so shook

They should have had Kevin love in the press gaggle asking him questions

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

The cat is Sessions, the turkeys are the Fake Media.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol does anybody is administration even talk to each other? or are they all just guessing what each others next dumb loving move is

it's hard to talk to each other when you can't even turn the lights on

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

So does this mean he's in favor of appointing a special prosecutor?

Three guesses, first two don't count.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
So, Sessions said that he and several senior staffers met with the Russian Ambassador and they had no idea of the context the meeting could have despite several big stories and Hillary Clinton bringing up problems with the Russians at around the same time?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Lastgirl posted:

of course they do, it's a fine tuned machine

it takes in failures and produces hilarity

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How can you be a reporter and not see gigantic AMAZING STORY HERE KEEP DIGGING signs blinking in strobe

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

He's so shook

They should have had Kevin love in the press gaggle asking him questions

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Can't we just laugh and be friends and talk about the murder-turkeys some more?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
How does a literal elf-man get to the top rungs of the us government

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015
Does anybody have a link to that letter with Sessions written answer to the Russian question

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

Jesus Christ, Jefferson.

so!

good press conference then?

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unnoticed
Nov 29, 2005

That's odd...

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