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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Did you meet a Russian official?"

"Nah"

*two months later*

"Oh right, I did, I did meet an official, a few times. I'm not guilty of perjury btw"

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Alter Ego posted:

The first executive order from Trump's successor needs to be to find and burn every single one of those tacky loving hats. They are the stupidest goddamn thing in the world.

And what should President 46 do with the Make Mexico Great Again Also (MMGAA) hats? I liked them!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Mnoba posted:

sure thing mr white noise poster, sorry the truth hurts your safe space

bah gawd, the safe space meme

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




it never stops happening

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

in retrospect, i probably should not have lied about the thing when asked if i was lying about the thing

especially after that other guy got turbofucked because he lied about the same thing

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




I like where he complained about things not moving fast enough to have a staff then said he should have slowed down his own hearing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I also refuse myself from hot Russian probes

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Mnoba posted:

sure thing mr white noise poster, sorry the truth hurts your safe space

so uh

about that truth

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

I'm completely baffled most of the time at how -bad- at their jobs these people are.

Zikan posted:

god everyone in this administration is just so loving stupid

still lookin' good

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

twin towers joke

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

fucks sake im trying to pretend to work here please dont make me giggle at my desk

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


I didn't do the thing but also I did the thing OOPS THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


financially racist posted:

it never stops happening

it is totally natural, cool, good, and normal to have a few russian saboteurs in your large organization. it's just a fact of life. get used to it, hitler!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

A lot of legal weed entrepreneurs are lighting one up in celebration right now

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Coolguye posted:

like i said, there are better and cleaner ways to commit suicide than slathering yourself in steak sauce and opening the door in front of a bunch of hungry dogs.

I glad he didn't Bud Dwyer himself, watching him crash and burn at the peak of his career is going to rule

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:911:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This administration is like all the worst parts of Reagan and Nixon found the Potara Earrings

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Happy freedom page motherfuckers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

"Did you meet a Russian official?"

"Nah"

*two months later*

"Oh right, I did, I did meet an official, a few times. I'm not guilty of perjury btw"

Lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Mnoba posted:

sure thing mr white noise poster, sorry the truth hurts your safe space

I got a confession, the truth does indeed hurt my safe space :qq:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Happy freedom page motherfuckers

i forgot

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

:911:

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009


a moment of zen right here

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

FizFashizzle posted:

The timing is just fantastic.

European intelligence agencies were apparently watching all the Trump-Russia meetings in Europe with a "wait are they... do they not know we can see them?" level stakeout. There is very possibly a lot of poo poo out there and they're just going to keep leaking it out in a few squirts here and there and maybe a really big splurt every now and then.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
you should've slowed down? YOU SHOULD'VE SLOWED DOWN? jesus christ dude you already talk at 4 words per minute, maybe you should just, like, quit, you bitch.

hold the fries, thanks.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you dont get to high office in Alabama by being smart

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

in memory of those who posted on page 911 :patriot:

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

posting on the most freedomest page

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Yeahhhhh, sesh won't make it to the weekend after that.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I hope one of these donny fuckboys ends up using the term "light treason" to make life arrested development


double delawarrior post, take a drink

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/zdiacritic/status/837389552025223168

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
really should stick with the sexist kellyanne stuff and couchgate, i think that had some momentum lmao

nopants
May 29, 2004
can't wait for it to come out that the Kislyak's been sharing a WH office with Miller and no, there's nothing wrong with that

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

paranoid randroid posted:

bah gawd, the safe space meme

im dead now

Obamas fault. Deep state. Democrats. Purely political. ded

moveable shape fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Mar 2, 2017

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Dat herb is stayin legal

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009


fukken lol on this timing

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
zegerman's living on borrowed time

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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hearing that sessions recused himself can anyone confirm

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

God for a second I thought he admitted he continuously met with Russian officials.

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

you guys are making fun but haven't you ever heard the phrase "it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission"?

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