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my housemate recently subscribed to the Jacobian lol
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Mar 2, 2017 20:43
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the year is 2021 and i am a republican dude lying to people and saying i voted hilary
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Mar 2, 2017 20:55
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I don't think it's likely, because Trump is more personally invested in Sessions for whatever reasons, but if he resigns in the next 48 hours after getting the kiss of "full confidence" (ala Flynn) I'm going to bust a gut lollin'
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Mar 2, 2017 21:01
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Yeah Sessions is definitely toast
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Mar 2, 2017 21:07
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Luh maow the entire executive staff is going to go to bed one by one aren't they
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Mar 2, 2017 21:08
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lol because either way the right hand does not know what the left hand is doing and vice versa
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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837396779222073345 Oh man oh man ohmanohman
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Mar 2, 2017 21:24
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Rick Perry just got confirmed as Secretary of Energy. Gonna lol till I cry then cry till I lol
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Mar 2, 2017 21:29
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Knight posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837396779222073345 
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Cthulu Carl posted:Rick Perry just got confirmed as Secretary of Energy. He's gonna need thicker fake lenses for his fake glasses
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Knight posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837396779222073345 gonna be yuge
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lol @ what a piece of poo poo Paul Ryan isquote:House Speaker Paul Ryan said Thursday that he accepts Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ promise to recuse himself if necessary from any federal probe of Russian meddling in the 2016 election. "Yeah I'm sure the guy who already lied under oath will do the right thing"
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Mar 2, 2017 21:33
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The Archaic posted:Trump's speech is a total loving farce and the media ate it up edit: LMAO Rand Paul wants to see this Obamacare replacement bill, but the GOP's moving & hiding it around in secret basement locations https://twitter.com/eyokley/status/837349317727903745 https://twitter.com/DebunkRacistH8/status/837368337323737093 Yer Burnt fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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Mar 2, 2017 21:39
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   Just before Sessions' conference starts I'd just like to drop in these lols, they won't be the kind of lols we want when he resigns but I don't want them to go to waste. Namaste
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Mar 2, 2017 22:01
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you know in history text books when you get to a new section and it's like 1776: THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION and there's some cool photo that kind of summarizes what is going on? This would make a good one of those imo:
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that's such an incredible own on both CNN for taking the lowball offer and WH for (inevitably) welching on it
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I hope thats a boxing match promo for McCain and Graham in the bottom right corner
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Mar 2, 2017 22:07
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i am Laughing OnLine
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Mar 2, 2017 22:13
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anderson's expression is giving me quite the amusement
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Mar 2, 2017 22:16
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Reporter to Sessions : "what did you and the Russian ambassador talk about?" Sessions : "I had two army colonels with me in that meeting." Oh, ok Lmao
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Mar 2, 2017 22:17
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And then I saw his face / He's not a believer / Two colonels / Were with me that day
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Mar 2, 2017 22:21
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Follow up question: Was one of them Colonel Mustard?
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Mar 2, 2017 22:25
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Reporter to Sessions : "what did you and the Russian ambassador talk about?" "in these trying times, might I interest you in a scapegoat? maybe two?"
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Yer Burnt posted:edit: this reminds me so much of laser printer goon love story lol
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lmao
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Viruswithshoes posted:
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haljordan posted:Follow up question: Was one of them Colonel Sanders?
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some highlights from the sessions press conference https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/837410119101054976 https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/837411479947264000 https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/837413397415211008 https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/837415339025641472 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ij_1SQqbVo
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Mar 2, 2017 22:49
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he stepped back from investigating the campaign, there will be a special investigator. he did not retire.
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Mar 2, 2017 22:49
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I'm still lolling like a freaking mad man over here, in Europe.
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Mar 2, 2017 22:50
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"Was one of them Colonel Angus?"
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oops not sure how that last one slipped in there
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Mar 2, 2017 22:51
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I like trumps "he was probably truthful." Definitely the kind of endorsement I'd want from my boss.
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Mar 2, 2017 22:53
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Viruswithshoes posted:Is he fired?
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Mar 2, 2017 22:54
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What was the last question he walked out on? I heard it was lol worthy
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Mar 2, 2017 22:57
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837256338203881472 https://twitter.com/business/status/837415236441370624/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw JOBS
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Unemployment has been the lowest in decades since before Trump took office, and now he's taking credit for it? Funny how he inherited such a mess, yet 1 month in things are great. gently caress him, and the idiots that follow him.
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Is this a lol? https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/837420164647895040
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