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Veeb0rg posted:That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE
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DICK DICER posted:No remember those were all drug induced hallucinations and mutilating myself Make sure you drink a giant blue Slurpee some hours beforehand so your turds are bright green!
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Alternatively, drink a bunch of red wine the day before, that way you poop purple. (don't do this)
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I'm glad a doctor finally listened.
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Wrar posted:I'm glad a doctor finally listened. 
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Red_October_7000 posted:Make sure you drink a giant blue Slurpee some hours beforehand so your turds are bright green! I mean sure I guess blue raspberry would work  Let's say hypothetically speaking though I had about a hundred slurpees worth of green apple syrup concentrate because they dis continued the best flavor and dude was like my man I got you 
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Time to "invest" in your own Slurpee machine 
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Hugh G. Rectum posted:Time to "invest" in your own Slurpee machine Why? He has only enough syrup for one good chug.
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Seminal Flu posted:Why? He has only enough syrup for one good chug. Instantly reminded me of this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZ1tA4b33I
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BraveUlysses posted:Have you named your tapeworm yet? He's called it his "Sand Worm" and renamed himself to "Paul Muad'Dib"
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You Am I posted:"Paul Muad'dick"
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Veeb0rg posted:Instantly reminded me of this. Forgot about that one. I was expecting the Simpsons where Homer has a sandwich for about a month or whatever. I'm imagining Dave trying to eat it after it's gone all rotten.
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Slung Blade posted:his dick is a killing word Wank without rhythm and you wont attract the worm
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I hold at your neck the dick jabbar....
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Is that Shai-Hulud in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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HE IS THE DICKSATZ HADERACH
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Perhaps one of the finest $20s I have spent while unemployed yet 
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I like the implication that your car didn't already have that lovely butt aroma permanently infused in all the surfaces.
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DICK DICER posted:So I'm at the doctor. Guess who they're idly discussing whether or not they should have tested for intestinal parasites from the other side of a door How are they going to check for parasite from the other side of the door? also, you guys are a bunch of nerds (says the guy who understood all of the Dune references.)
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      My fecal sample got ruined because I've been sidelined dealing with a serious situation that in a rare break I can't fill in the details. Suffice to say I don't owe any money, and I didn't do anything wrong. The most detail I feel safe in saying is a friend of a friend said his pal needed a ride but it would be a couple hours of driving but paid well for my time. It was lucrative, so of course the next day when I get the call I'm right there. Where it turns out the guy I'm driving around is a very, very bad man who decided he and his friends all liked me and that my position was automatically upgraded to full time. The two weeks after that were basically spent planning and executing my exit strategy. I'm so looking forward to Nebraska. Maybe this time I just stay out there where it's safe. Seattle just doesn't feel right any more.   
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Will all your poo poo fit in the trunk and back seat of the Beetle? Because Rosie needs the front seat.
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There's also the issues behind the cost and logistics of relocating the USS TRUCK ACCOUNT box and cart and tools. I just feel like I've used everything up to but not including a literal get out of jail free card. It's smart to just move the gently caress on with my wonderful, intact knees elbows and jaw, functional life
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Heh, didn't know applus was world wide. Got my car inspected at an applus this very Wednesday.
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DICK DICER posted:There's also the issues behind the cost and logistics of relocating the USS TRUCK ACCOUNT box and cart and tools. I just feel like I've used everything up to but not including a literal get out of jail free card. It's smart to just move the gently caress on with my wonderful, intact knees elbows and jaw, functional life Any way of putting a tow hitch on the beetle? http://www.harborfreight.com/automotive-motorcycle/trailer-accessories/1195-lb-capacity-48-in-x-96-in-heavy-duty-folding-trailer-62648.html Trailer plus some chain and a couple of locks. Or maybe a roof rack? edit: or do what you do and trade the car that works and is legal for a car that fits all your stuff but randomly catches fire. TheNothingNew fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Mar 12, 2017 |
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Sell the toolbox? Just pack everything you can into the Beetle?
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Rhyno posted:Sell the toolbox? Just pack everything you can into the Beetle? I'd be willing to bet Nebraska minimum wage is far far less than seatte's
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DICK DICER posted:I'd be willing to bet Nebraska minimum wage is far far less than seatte's So's the cost of living
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The real issue is that unlike Seattle, Nebraska doesn't have food assistance and pet food assistance for the unemployed/super poor, and probably the free doctoring available on obamacare is vastly worse too. So having a job becomes more essential. But yeah even at minimum wage if you're doing 40 a week you can probably afford rent and food for yourself and a cat in Nebraska. That said, Nebraska was a place to go to be happier and healthier and clearer of mind, and those things are priceless.
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I'd say, do it. I just changed up my whole life, and I'm so much happier, I can't believe I didn't do it years ago. E: I now also have a spare parking space and spare bedroom now. However, Arizona sucks balls. Don't come here. But if you, for whatever reason, do need to come down here, no poo poo I will put you up. No matter what happens, you didn't gently caress up. E: okay you hosed up a little, possibly? Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Mar 12, 2017 |
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As always, we're all pulling for you buddy. And you never seemed happier than when you were working on that truck. And hey, if Nebraska isn't working when the truck is rolling I'm sure E-Sims can help you get set up in Florida.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:No matter what happens, you didn't gently caress up. Let's be totally honest here, there may or may not have been certain actions or choices pertaining to recent events that could in a certain light fall under the category of "The increasingly poor decisions of INCH DICK."
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Rhyno posted:get set up in Florida. 14" Florida Man sounds like a terrifying, unholy force of nature unstoppable by any merely mundane means.
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Nighthand posted:14" Florida Man sounds like a terrifying, unholy force of nature unstoppable by any merely mundane means. It's probably for the best not to turn 14" lose on Fuzzkills shop then...
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1500quidporsche posted:Come on, the Beetle can't be that bad to drive. Way late to the party, but we need to christen it the Dung Beetle.
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Rhyno posted:As always, we're all pulling for you buddy. And you never seemed happier than when you were working on that truck. And hey, if Nebraska isn't working when the truck is rolling I'm sure E-Sims can help you get set up in Florida. If he doesn't mind working on rooftops all day I could probably get him something set up doing air filter changes for above minimum wage. Of course, this means living in FL.
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DICK DICER posted:the guy I'm driving around is a very, very bad man who decided he and his friends all liked me and that my position was automatically upgraded to full time. You need to get the gently caress out of Seattle yesterday. Brickman delivery boy is not a long-term career choice, you are an expendable layer of security for people like that and if you gently caress up it's your nuts on the chopping block.
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I've been trying to convince him to just move back as well. It's almost scary how well and fast he adapted to the area. Nebraska passed a law that would raise the minimum wage to $9 soon but it was pretty pointless as that was already the starting wage at the local McDonald's. There are jobs everywhere in town and businesses are trying to get people to work for them.
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