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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



in the year 2027 everyone whos anyone will have a pisstape

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

if ive learned anything from this election, dont listen when someone calls a news story a gamebreaker. gamebreaker news stories dont get announced in advance. they just happen.

basically tv is now trying to clickbait

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Venuz Patrol posted:

it's a cold day

and it's gonna get colder

You think you're hosed now wait till you get older

The media men beg to differ, judging by the wall in the satellite picture

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

lmao i been busy my qts what happened in the last 40 pages, he recused himself? So like, admitting he has a conflict of interest, which means he definitely committed perjury during his confirmation hearing, but he thinks he can get away with not resigning becsuse the only moral perjury is his perjury? am i following the plot correctly



nuff said

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

crazy cloud posted:

lmao i been busy my qts what happened in the last 40 pages, he recused himself? So like, admitting he has a conflict of interest, which means he definitely committed perjury during his confirmation hearing, but he thinks he can get away with not resigning becsuse the only moral perjury is his perjury? am i following the plot correctly

the plot is i wish this was 1976 and i was coked up and in a disco

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
also, apparently:

quote:

In the late 1980s, Milano reached out to Ryan White, a schoolboy ostracized for having AIDS, and a fan of Milano's. She attended a big party for him, where she sat with him for six hours, making friendship bracelets with him. They appeared together on The Phil Donahue Show, where Milano kissed White, in order to show that she could not catch the disease through casual contact with him.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010


whered u learn that, cheech

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/allinwithchris/status/837477521373290496

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im working out and posting at the same time

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

alyssa milano holy poo poo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Jeff Sessions, eat the eggs

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i recommend that the FBI reopen the case on Who's the Boss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqwrJEkcFFA

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

That's not good enough, you need to eat the eggs.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Squizzle posted:

oh lmbwao im only just now realizing that once you have a couple of sympathetic assets among the group responsible for conducting background checks for things like hiring, advancement, and gaining clearance—weeeell it becomes a lot easier to get more assets into good poaitions

That's literally the plot from Oceans 11.

Turns out it's easy to pull off massive heists if your mom and dad work for the FBI.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i can neither confirm nor deny that i previously commanded a typhoon-class submarine

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

crazy cloud posted:

lmao i been busy my qts what happened in the last 40 pages, he recused himself? So like, admitting he has a conflict of interest, which means he definitely committed perjury during his confirmation hearing, but he thinks he can get away with not resigning becsuse the only moral perjury is his perjury? am i following the plot correctly

Pence used an AOL email address to conduct sensitive state business and was hacked at least once.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

i can neither confirm nor deny that i previously commanded a typhoon-class submarine

thats a great movei by the way

tim curry AND donld trupm star in it. oh and sean connery

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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hello friends as darkness descends on america once more how has that whole sessions thing gone over the past day

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

radical meme posted:

Wow, true story. Last year my ex-stepmother paid a ransom being demanded over the phone for the release of my teenage son, who they said they had in Mexico. Of course, it was total bullshit but it convinced her.

My first thought was, you are one dumb old bitch. Then I realized, god bless you for caring enough to pay the poo poo sum they were asking for.

I paid her back for loving my son enough to pay the ransom.

you're a good goon.

I work in tech and pretty much 80-90% of my clientele is old people who have been scammed.

makes me furious that the NSA totally can put a stop to it but they'd rather mine for dickpics instead.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/837480027033907204

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

To anyone who missed it, smash mouth said sessions needs to resign as well as recuse

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
is hiillary in jail yet?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



euphronius posted:

thats a great movei by the way

tim curry AND donld trupm star in it. oh and sean connery

i love the bit where he karate chops the dude in the throat, wow

also gates mcfadden is in it too iirc!

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

It's true. All of it. And it's going to all come out.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why is this Carter page thing important

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

also, apparently:

that was actually a big deal at the time and people legit thought she'd died of aids because she basically disappeared for a couple years until she played amy fisher in that hilariously bad made-for-tv movie about joe buttafuoco

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

nachos posted:

Why is this Carter page thing important

it's yet another meeting between russians and trump advisor staff that Sessions denied happened.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

nachos posted:

Why is this Carter page thing important

trump adviser during the campaign and probably still is one right now

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Page's name is also all over the Steele dossier

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Postin on 934, the carter page

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Sessions argued that he was meeting Russians in his capacity as senator but I guess just one of Trump's advisors couldn't, right?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Well I'm sure the Russian ambassador had good reason to be at the GOP convention, just keeping tabs on the electoral process in America. He probably went to the DNC too

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i wish steele had a cool name like Harry Pelican so we could call it The Pelican Brief

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Lol I never knew russian dick was a republican delicacy.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

i wish steele had a cool name like Harry Pelican so we could call it The Pelican Brief

lmao

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

i wish steele had a cool name like Harry Pelican so we could call it The Pelican Brief

I'm Michael Boxer and these are... the Boxer Briefs :smugmrgw:

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


i was just watching this segment and lol i've seen children lie more convincingly. like he seriously seemed like he was on the verge of just letting it all out.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
call me the oriental chaos pisser

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

zegermans posted:

huh weird I feel like there was a way to have him removed from office like 4 months ago.

Seriously, he just won reelection for six years lmao

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

eonwe posted:

call me the oriental chaos pisser

you down with OCP? yeah, you know me.

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