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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

who cares that the democrats office got robbed by some goobers that might have known somebody that worked for the president? edward michael balls dont give no fuxxx

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the gently caress is the point of an email if it doesn't send out botnet worms

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
I get bored at work a lot and binge the major news site comment sections and it's crazy how easy it is after awhile to pick up on the slightly incorrect syntax of the Russians pretending to be MAGA patriots or whatever

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

why are thise photoshopped ladies suckling man nips?

Why could they only find XL dudes to model their L t-shirts?

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax


The radioactive tumbleweeds swirl by. The charnel smell of death is everywhere.

>enter store

You're in the remains of a convenience store. In the bloodied hand of one of the bodies is an iPhone.

>read iphone

The screen is cracked, the battery reads 2% and is red. The twitter app is open.

>read twitter

You scroll down the twitter feed. It's all tweets from Donald Trump. You check the trending topics, there's only #sad. While you're scrolling, the President has tweeted three more times. He seems to be the only one left on Twitter. He's complaining about the fallout affecting people's skin. He says it wouldn't be such a problem for most people but he's a "skin guy". The phone dies.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
aol is a good service that non old people use

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Darkman Fanpage posted:

why are thise photoshopped ladies suckling man nips?

sheltered conservative manchildren are deeply confused

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
also i see jewel repetition is back being his usual debra downer self

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



a real chump posted:

aol is a good service that non old people use

nice try, grandpa

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
the russia thing is stupid as gently caress if it doesn't lead to trump he's just going to replace everyone with more terrible people, big loving deal

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Hey, Everyone!

ITs me, Vice President Mike Pense. I'm stuck here in the Filipinos because Obama managed to cancel my visa. Please send $50 via PayPal to 26247Nigeria@AOL.com and when I'm back in the White House, I'll make sure to refund you're money.

Thank you and God Bless America!

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CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

William Bear posted:

I think it's been said before, but it bears repeating: why just answer no? Why would Jeff Sessions risk being found to have not told the whole truth?

Just like with Flynn, I'm baffled why Sessions didn't just tell his side of the story early and avoid having it leaked, making it look like he had something to hide.

Why not just respond, "No, I did not meet with any Russian official while working for the Trump campaign, about the campaign. However, in the interest of full disclosure on this matter of great national interest, I did meet with the ambassador twice last year as part of my Senate duties, and while the election was not the purpose of our meetings, I cannot recall if it came up in our conversation briefly."

It's a good question. He could've even told a half truth about the circumstance on why they met but instead he just denied. It is like a total lapse of judgment, probably cause he is an old dummy racist. Or whatever is going on is so brutal he just intrinsically lied cause he knew how bad it is. It's definitely strange.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
#NeverTrumper twitter thinks Carter Page is going to rat on everyone.

Rick Wilson just retweeted this:

https://twitter.com/bsebhat/status/837505429601050625

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Doorknob Slobber posted:

the russia thing is stupid as gently caress if it doesn't lead to trump he's just going to replace everyone with more terrible people, big loving deal

what would a worse version of jeff sessions be

the cyclops klansman john goodman played in O brother where art thou, maybe :shrug:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Doorknob Slobber posted:

the russia thing is stupid as gently caress if it doesn't lead to trump he's just going to replace everyone with more terrible people, big loving deal

lol shut the gently caress up, trump has nobody left willing to work for him and anybody else is a massive step up

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
code:
~Katrina Pierson~
Crops looking bountiful this month #maga

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Montasque posted:

#NeverTrumper twitter thinks Carter Page is going to rat on everyone.

Rick Wilson just retweeted this:

https://twitter.com/bsebhat/status/837505429601050625

unfortunately that means it will never happen

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Doorknob Slobber posted:

the russia thing is stupid as gently caress if it doesn't lead to trump he's just going to replace everyone with more terrible people, big loving deal

if it gets much worse the republicans might vote not to confirm somebody for almost an entire hour !

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
dont give a poo poo what rick wilson thinks

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Ckwiesr posted:

I love the fact that in a situation where almost every politician never gives a direct answer the dude straight up said 'no'.

and was shown to be a lie which he confirmed

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Consummate Professional posted:

Even if Russia takes over I will never drink the vodka

poo poo is overrated

cider is where it's at

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Doorknob Slobber posted:

the russia thing is stupid as gently caress if it doesn't lead to trump he's just going to replace everyone with more terrible people, big loving deal

right now it's not about trump, it's about the IC making sure all the russia stuff can't get wiped by the doj or their own boss which is why they've only really gone after sessions and flynn

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Doorknob Slobber posted:

the russia thing is stupid as gently caress if it doesn't lead to trump he's just going to replace everyone with more terrible people, big loving deal

dude it's day 40 something. There's already been one high profile resignation

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

lol shut the gently caress up, trump has nobody left willing to work for him and anybody else is a massive step up

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Agrajag posted:

poo poo is overrated

cider is where it's at

My roommate almost only drinks vodka and soda I don't get it

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

a real chump posted:

code:
~Katrina Pierson~
Crops looking bountiful this month #maga

Man, what the gently caress happened to Katrina Pearson? I forgot that person existed.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

CortezFantastic posted:

dont give a poo poo what rick wilson thinks

lol "rick wilson thinks"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

My roommate almost only drinks vodka and soda I don't get it

extremely cost efficient

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
do we also have a running tally of the number of people who've turned down being nominated because they don't want to be a part of the trainwreck

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

Amazing. Next time Barron gets pneumonia, he's going to the finest botanical gardens

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

rudatron posted:

That only applies to democrats, turns out republicans can do whatever shady poo poo they want, like selling out the presidency to the Russians, and suffer absolutely no consequences for it

accountability and adherence to the law only applies to the center-left -> left
you can condense all that down to IOKIYAR

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:

extremely cost efficient

Ok so I get one thing. And you're right on that account

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

CortezFantastic posted:

dont give a poo poo what rick wilson thinks

In a little while now Rick Wilson is going to dump that sweet sweet oppo!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


thats me yes

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Consummate Professional posted:

My roommate almost only drinks vodka and soda I don't get it

scream cuck at him when he busts another glass of vodky out

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

CortezFantastic posted:

dont give a poo poo what rick wilson thinks

No one should, just thought it was funny that the #NeverTrumpers are excited about this mattering(it wont matter)

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
lol even if trump somehow managed to purge every leaker in the IC and destroy the evidence he still has to deal with the fact that obama sent copies to half the world's intelligence agencies

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

Consummate Professional posted:

My roommate almost only drinks vodka and soda I don't get it

Relatively low calories especially compared to beer or mixing with soda.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

HorseRenoir posted:

lol even if trump somehow managed to purge every leaker in the IC and destroy the evidence he still has to deal with the fact that obama sent copies to half the world's intelligence agencies

Looks like we're bombing Germany again!

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
A shark on whiskey is might risky, that's what I always say

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