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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Ahaha! No way!

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

ay papi!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

gently caress me daddy

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Haha, Trump got his phone back lol. It's not as good as his old stuff but i'm sure he's working himself back up there

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837638488656920576

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

:smugdon:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's so loving dumb lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
He's really gotten into his presidential ro.. nevermind

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

thathonkey posted:

gently caress me daddy

*jared kushner promptly pulls out*
I uh have a headache, I'm going to sleep in the poolhouse tonight.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm still lolling like a freaking mad man over here, in Europe.

:same:
except I have to go back to what's left of America in only a few more months.

Are the lols more intense near the epicenter?

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Hahahahaha pence used AOL. It's like every day I catch up on this thread and the news and I don't ever think something can top the previous day's antics. But, here we are!

loving :lol:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/resnikoff/status/837644762043809792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

yeah, thats the stuff

lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

no loving way hahaha

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837633820417482754

Lol I woke up and saw this tweet, went to copy the link and ask if this thing was just on Fox news, and then I read it again and saw he helpfully stuck @foxandfriends on the end.

Here, I saved you guys the trouble of looking up it's Amazon description

quote:

Product Description
As seen on Fox & Friends

How One Man Took On The State Department and Won

Nick Adams had it all: charisma, energy, a promising TV career, a new organization and an approved Green Card petition. The world was at his feet.

Then came the unexpected sabotage and political persecution from one individual. It began a spiral of destruction – finances, family, health and career. He almost lost it all.

Green Card Warrior is an explosive and startling exposé into the world of legal immigration and what many must endure to come to America.

Rising conservative star Nick Adams reveals how he was persecuted by the Obama Administration, and offers an incisive critique of the immigration system – both legal and illegal.

This eye-opening account shows how the Obama Administration has broken new ground in its intimidation and harassment of political opponents, now using its State Department to screen and select immigrants based on their politics.

In Green Card Warrior, Adams recounts his personal tale, setting it against the larger story of the broken legal immigration system, and unfairness of illegal immigration in America today.
Long story short: Obama :ssj:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
haha he heard people promoting some lovely book on fox and friends and then tweeted in support of it. reminder that trump thinks it is an ASSET that he doesn't read books and is proud of this.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/837476361946206208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
So, the democrats e-mails can sink a candidate and have the leader of the opposition say, "if I was in charge, you'd be in jail," and now the republicans are using private e-mails and getting hacked, it's a non-issue?

You don't have democracy, you have a lolocracy

I love this thread, never stop. I'll never be able to articulate to my friends how hosed America is right now, but if I really had to, I'd just have to point at this thread

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837633820417482754

Lol I woke up and saw this tweet, went to copy the link and ask if this thing was just on Fox news, and then I read it again and saw he helpfully stuck @foxandfriends on the end.

Here, I saved you guys the trouble of looking up it's Amazon description

Long story short: Obama :ssj:

lol his pedantry and tantrums only seem to boost Steele's claims that he got so angry he had a hooker pee party on Obama's bed

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tumble posted:

Haha, Trump got his phone back lol. It's not as good as his old stuff but i'm sure he's working himself back up there

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837638488656920576

lol this is real

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
Any comments from Trump regarding the e-mail gently caress up from pierce yet?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

my new dog posted:

lol this is real

he's extremely dumb and he's in charge of the US lol

Schlub Husband
Jan 13, 2008

*hic*
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

he's extremely dumb and he's in charge of the US lol

Oh c'mon now, be real.

Seriously? That guy?

lol

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

more than 60m people voted for this fat orange.

sixty million.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump is spending another weekend in florida lol

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Jose posted:

trump is spending another weekend in florida lol

Donald Trump 'played golf more than taking daily intelligence briefings' since entering White House .
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...a-a7598396.html

He makes america great again by golfing. Easy D

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


From my cold dead hands. No, not the gun, I was talking about my waifu

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
8 years of trump is going to be amazing. I can't wait to vote for him again.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Multilake posted:

Donald Trump 'played golf more than taking daily intelligence briefings' since entering White House .
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...a-a7598396.html

He makes america great again by golfing. Easy D

:rolleyes: fake news, we all know he spends hours every day getting his daily intelligence briefing from Fox News

Edit: lol tweeting 13 hours

Dial-a-Dog fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Mar 3, 2017

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
trump is so stupid lol

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

He can't handle reading full reports. He wants intelligence briefings reduced to page long briefs.

There are things that are more complicated than can be explained on a page, like how any of this is happening, it keeps happening, why does it keep happening, God

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
I find this genuinely infuriating.

Also: lol

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

my new dog posted:

lol this is real

it's like, sooooo pathetic? y'know? anyway the democrats are just jealous of me because I'm with vladimir, that's why they're acting like bitches to me

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
also


what's his username

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Lol

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/03/politics/georgia-driver-license-ineligible-voter-bill/index.html

quote:

If passed, Georgia likely would become the first state to put "ineligible voter" on certain driver's licenses, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures.

:qq: VOTER FRAUD :qq:

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008


lol why not just put SCARY FOREIGNER on the id

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol now the new EPA head is in trouble for lying to congress about emails

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I like turtles!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


That's the same smile my dad has when someone takes his picture. It's the smile of a fat dude who doesn't smile naturally suddenly being coaxed to smile and saying "gently caress it, this is what you want, enjoy"

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Krinkle posted:

That's the same smile my dad has when someone takes his picture. It's the smile of a fat dude who doesn't smile naturally suddenly being coaxed to smile and saying "gently caress it, this is what you want, enjoy"

*Adds "possibly Barron* to your goons.txt listing*

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