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Care to elaborate? What is Pink Cow? Why don't you believe him? Is there an actual record of him working for the newspaper/articles he published in the 90's onward?
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LimburgLimbo posted:What if the thread is lovely because you post in it therefore you will never be able to post pictures!? is he as horrible a nerd as he seems to be, especially in the photo he provided in the bck
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Mar 3, 2017 15:35
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Jeoh posted:hong kong owns Looks cool! Reminds me of the underground food court at the night market near my first apartment here.
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Mar 3, 2017 15:38
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nickmeister posted:Care to elaborate? What is Pink Cow? Why don't you believe him? Is there an actual record of him working for the newspaper/articles he published in the 90's onward? Well I just found this and he does seem to be a bit douchey. https://globalitewatchdog.wordpress.com/2015/10/20/jake-adelstein-tokyo-vice-japan-journalist/ book was ok but that might only be because i have nothing to compare gaijan journalist in japan stories with
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Darkest Auer posted:Okay, two things. One, this sounds pretty familiar, I would estimate that about 25% of expats fit this category. Two, why was this rear end in a top hat your best buddy?? He was always down to play dice all night and mooch drinks and chase dancers and drive me around on his motor scooter and there wasn't anything better to do? And how are you going to have an adventure without a Turk? Have you ever tried hanging out with Chinese guys all the time?
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Mar 3, 2017 15:46
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Turkish story owns, big boobs meltdown owns, ooohboy is awol. I loving love the China thread.
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Mar 3, 2017 15:54
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I also had a hearty lol when she somehow shoehorned a humblebrag about said big breasts.
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Mar 3, 2017 15:56
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I liked the post about how posting ironically racist poo poo on the internet somehow turned someone in to a psychotic.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:00
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niggerstomper58 is a classic
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Mar 3, 2017 16:02
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If ooohboy comes back with a pic of his five piece suit I'll loving read everyone of his posts out loud to my wife and record her reaction.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:05
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I wanted to see a pic of the boobs (covered of course, I'm not that much of a goon  ).
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Mar 3, 2017 16:10
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Please do not upset the harmony of this thread.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:10
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LimburgLimbo posted:Yo I'm not doubting it happened to you and I don't think any of us were, but "touts will literally abduct you" is not exactly an accurate statement because the suggestion is that it's a regular occurrence, which I doubt, and most people here doubt, based upon our combined decades of living in Japan, and Aredna's presumably literal decade of boozing in Roppongi (which is impressive when you consider he hasn't been in Japan for a decade, but Roppongi tends to warp time). You are the type of emotional retard man-child that saddles the rest of us with hearing the term 'mansplaining' forever and ever Stop justifying your condescending stupidity Stop posting
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Mar 3, 2017 16:15
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Why are people turning this into the gently caress the patriarchy thread? For actual content earlier I saw a woman trip up on the curb because she was playing with her phone and not watching where she was going. She got up and turned around shouting, I guess she thought someone had tripped her, then realised no one was there. She stood there looking confused for a few seconds, and then started screaming at the curb.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:22
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*puts hands behind back and squints at all the meltdowns and slap fighting.*
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Mar 3, 2017 16:23
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Jimmy Little Balls posted:Why are people turning this into the gently caress the patriarchy thread? Good question! Why are you, LimburgLimbo?
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Mar 3, 2017 16:24
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im a 24 year old girl and if someone carries me into a bar and then leaves, i wait 8 seconds, turn around and go back outside, no probs trust
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Pirate Radar posted:Good question! Why are you, LimburgLimbo? Wait I'm confused am I the patriarchy or am I loving the patriarchy?
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Mar 3, 2017 16:25
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You're the big Japanese titties that aren't safe in America anymore or whatever the gently caress is going on. Someone post some pictures.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:27
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LimburgLimbo posted:Wait I'm confused you can just stop here and quit while you're ahead
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Pirate Radar posted:you can just stop here and quit while you're ahead Gimme a sec I need to get out my notes: LimburgLimbo posted:So wait is this the "puppet master" phase or the "I'm a dumbass on purpose" phase or what? Haha saying I was confused was only a ruse!
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My one and only Chinese bro was a guy I met in a McDonald's at like 4 in the morning after a night club closed, he was pretty drunk too and wanted to know if it was true that foreigners all had big dicks. He told me that his name was "Migger." I tried to convince him that this was not an acceptable English name, and not in fact any form of English "name" at all... but he insisted I was wrong. He was pretty buff for a Chinese guy and wanted to arm wrestle me, but we were both too drunk to do it right. We became very good friends. He was from Anhui and introduced me to a bunch of really cool Anhui people. Plus his hobbies were lifting weights and drinking instead of basketballs and counter-strike. He lived with his girlfriend and in all the time I knew him never cheated on her, which makes him a pretty stand up Chinese guy IMO. His best pal was a sleazy dude with emo-kid glasses named "Poon" who was a hound and an inveterate dice cheater by means of a long-nailed "lucky finger." He told me "in fact, when I first meet Poon, I really do not like him. Many people also do not like him when they meet, and one day, he make me very angry and we have a fistfight, but after that we are good friends, and really, now he is my best friend." He and Poon taught me the joys of getting wasted and screaming along to "好汉歌” at a KTV. Even like two years after I met him, after he was well schooled in American slang, he would insist that "Migger" was in fact an English name, because he had searched for it on Skype and "many people have it." Some of my happiest memories of China are just spending an evening with mig-mog out in the muggy Guangdong heat, next to some stinky canal, shooting the poo poo, drinking 3rmb beers, eating peanuts, playing dice on some rickety-rear end old wooden table. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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UltraRed posted:I wanted to see a pic of the boobs (covered of course, I'm not that much of a goon I like to see breasts...uncovered 
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One of my students told me an awesome joke the other week. Well, okay, one of my students told me a really dumb joke the other week. But it's exactly the joke that a specific subset of children would make, and I think it's great. Taiwan has different slang than the mainland, and I won't claim to be an expert on it, but one thing is 雞雞, jiji, chickenchicken--when you repeat them it's "dick" or "cock" (same as English--funny how that works). A man has two kids, GG and Earth. One day GG goes missing, so he calls the police. "My GG is missing!" He shouts. "Oh yeah?!" The angry policeman shouts. "What's it look like?!" "Bigger than Earth!" I really love that one just because it has to come from such a specific audience. Only a bilingual child in Taiwan would think that was funny. The only other time I've heard that slang used in earnest was when another goon and I ended up in a Taiwanese gangster bar and a shitfaced dude came up and asked us if we had big dicks.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:42
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The best joke ever was when the year of the cow started and everyone kept saying happy 牛 year.
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thoughts and prayers posted:You are the type of emotional retard man-child that saddles the rest of us with hearing the term 'mansplaining' forever and ever
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Mar 3, 2017 16:50
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The hosed up part is that roppojango Kikibichi or whatever isn't even in China
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Mar 3, 2017 16:53
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Great pale breasts
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Pirate Radar posted:One of my students told me an awesome joke the other week. I got roped into a teach English to rich kids thing once and had them draw an animal on the board and give it's English name. Little kids draw pictures of animals, it's cute. One little girl drew a picture of a bird holding some coiled up poop in its beak, with stink waves coming off of it, and said 屎鸟！ 屎鸟！ Shitbird??? Wtf???
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hakimashou posted:The hosed up part is that roppojango Kikibichi or whatever isn't even in China This whole seedy area that everyone is talking about is like literally around 150m of street in Roppongi and like 300m? square in Kabukicho that's actually seedy. For all they're tiny areas people sure do seem to talk about them a lot. Including in every Asia thread. Edit: but it's probably fair game because I'm sure China has claimed Japan at some point
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This thread got real bad. Perhaps someone should post some sort of "China jpg". Eg: Sorry for the finger, but I'm not going to find that place again just to amuse the internet.
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hakimashou posted:I got roped into a teach English to rich kids thing once and had them draw an animal on the board and give it's English name. Little kids draw pictures of animals, it's cute. In my classroom in Thailand we had to add a class rule: STUDENTS MAY NOT HIT EACH OTHER IN THE EGGS. This came after some kids were playing a game during break that looked weird to me at first, since it was basically just like patty-cake, except the boys were playing it. Hell, sure I thought, different culture, different ideas of what's male or female--until I figured it out. In that version of patty-cake, if you gently caress up the pattern, the other guy gets to punch you straight in the nuts.
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Years later in a moment of sudden introspection it dawns on me all at once that maybe... she knew. I was getting paid some stupid amount of money to get kids to draw animals on the board, I was the shitbird.
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apparently there was a meltdown and i have been trying to spot the catalyst of the meltdown to no avail something about someone claiming they were carried into a bar and big boobs
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Edit: ^^Owns. Are they any good?Fojar38 posted:apparently there was a meltdown and i have been trying to spot the catalyst of the meltdown to no avail A woman told a story and a couple guys showed up in the thread to claim she was actually making it up. Does Canada have any unusual slang for dicks or balls that I wouldn't know?
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Mar 3, 2017 17:35
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I never tried them.
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Mar 3, 2017 17:46
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I don't know why people sincerely thing oooohhhbooyyyy will simply post a photo of his five piece suit and solve our questioning. Instead he will likely post an album of fifty or more photos, each of them featuring a blurry off angle view of a small part of the suit, coupled to a long drawn out description of each image that almost provides an interesting story or explanation of what's going on during his day.
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I will post something later, I have better things to do like jet lag and other non-posting stuff.
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