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I'm in Nintendo Stitches from laughing at their new console.
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And now we play the waiting game.
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Mar 3, 2017 14:27
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so is the new Zelda actually that good? I assume all the 10/10s are Nintendo bribery. how does it compare to Zelda 64? is it a big open world like Skyrim? people keep saying that, but it doesn't sound very Zelda
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Mar 3, 2017 14:36
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Rutibex posted:so is the new Zelda actually that good? I assume all the 10/10s are Nintendo bribery. how does it compare to Zelda 64? is it a big open world like Skyrim? people keep saying that, but it doesn't sound very Zelda You get to play as Zelda, the elf boy
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Mar 3, 2017 14:41
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bitmap posted:sure are a lot of people falling over themselves to show how much they hate nintendo with them same old console wars lines the trick i learned a long time ago is the exact opposite opinion of the goon hive mind is probably the correct one. goons hate a thing? that thing might be worth checking out and is probably rad as hell
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Mar 3, 2017 15:07
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Professor SJW posted:the trick i learned a long time ago is the exact opposite opinion of the goon hive mind is probably the correct one. goons hate a thing? that thing might be worth checking out and is probably rad as hell enjoy zelda!
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Mar 3, 2017 15:21
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Mar 3, 2017 15:28
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bitmap posted:enjoy zelda! no hes right, but the rule only applies to sub-forums. GBS hates everything
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Mar 3, 2017 15:29
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Rutibex posted:no hes right, but the rule only applies to sub-forums. GBS hates everything I will do my best to still enjoy zelda
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Mar 3, 2017 15:35
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I will never enjoy a game full stop.
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Mar 3, 2017 15:37
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nintendo other secret plans: you can rub your dick between the two joycons and the HD rumble will make it feel like mario is giving you a blow job
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Mar 3, 2017 15:41
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Joycons? Yeah, this whole console is a con all right.
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Mar 3, 2017 15:44
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haha i didnt buy a switch because i bought a WiiU...fuckin lesson learned right there
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Mar 3, 2017 15:44
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Paladinus posted:Joycons? Yeah, this whole console is a con all right. Why didn't you got for joy con instead of just con?
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Mar 3, 2017 15:49
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CountingCrows posted:haha i didnt buy a switch because i bought a WiiU...fuckin lesson learned right there
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Mar 3, 2017 15:56
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Mar 3, 2017 15:58
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i guess that answers my question about Zelda. i assume its about as good as Zelda 64, but no way in hell is it the best game ever made like those scores seem to indicate. FAKE NEWS!
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Mar 3, 2017 16:03
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le epic memes, my dude!
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Mar 3, 2017 16:22
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Game reviews are a joke until they give the game I like 10/10, then they are completely justified
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Mar 3, 2017 16:26
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i feel like 10/10s across the board was reaching too much. if nintendo bribed them to give 9.5 i would have believed it
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Putty posted:le epic memes, my dude! Get out of my thread you weirdo
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Mar 3, 2017 16:29
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Yea I'm of the camp that sees the aliasing and frame drops and can't justify 10/10 MASTERPIECE but I am absolutely enthralled by the game so far. Some of my favorite games of all time had pretty lovely frame rates in comparison, too. What I find hilarious is how excited I am about the Puyo Puyo Tetris demo in portable mode. An anime rendition of a 30+ year old puzzle game on brand new evolutionary hardware. I went from "who cares if it's portable mine's living in the dock" to complete gushing over the portability in an instant. enojy fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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Mar 3, 2017 16:33
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I love playing slide shows. 10out of 10 best game ever.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:35
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If you didnt play games at 10fps on your dads lovely PC when you were a kid you aren't a true gamer.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:35
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Wife's coworker and her husband bought one a piece. The coworker's backlighting was dead on arrival, lol.
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Mar 3, 2017 16:37
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I have a new nintendo and it is pretty neat anyways thanks for reading
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Batterypowered7 posted:Wife's coworker and her husband bought one a piece. The coworker's backlighting was dead on arrival, lol. Nintendo still shipping consoles with no backlight smdh
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Mar 3, 2017 17:03
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I bought a Nintendo Switch, gently caress you
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Mar 3, 2017 17:09
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Kainser posted:Game reviews are a joke until they give the game I like 10/10, then they are completely justified Dragon Age 2 is a 9.7 masterpiece and anybody who disagrees is a jealous manchild
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Mar 3, 2017 17:10
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http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/2/14792262/nintendo-switch-internet-browse-public-hotspots You can even kind of check your facebook on it
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Mar 3, 2017 17:12
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steinrokkan posted:Dragon Age 2 is a 9.7 masterpiece and anybody who disagrees is a jealous manchild It's a loving 9.63 at best you loving EA shill
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Mar 3, 2017 17:13
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More like Nintendon't, haHaa
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Mar 3, 2017 17:23
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rear end cobra posted:http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/2/14792262/nintendo-switch-internet-browse-public-hotspots nintendo is intentionally crippling their tablet lol
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Mar 3, 2017 17:37
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 Where's the insert? Why even have the clips there?
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Mar 3, 2017 17:46
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rear end cobra posted:http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/2/14792262/nintendo-switch-internet-browse-public-hotspots Somebody look up porn on a Switch, send a pic to Fox News. "Top news of the hour, Nintendo is peddling smut to your children"
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Mar 3, 2017 17:46
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Batterypowered7 posted:
because those boxes are mass produced and some games might need inserts hth
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Mar 3, 2017 17:48
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"It's something you can experience, but not something you'll really want to." Basically sums up the whole console
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Mar 3, 2017 17:51
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Playing Zelda while making GBS threads feels pretty good IMO
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Mar 3, 2017 17:55
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Has anyone said this is the Dark Souls of anything yet?
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Batterypowered7 posted:
10/10 best game of 2017. can't be bothered to include an instruction manual
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